White bois still losing hahaha just give up already

This. I was attacked by some hefer years ago, so I dropped her.

>constantly runs into Queeflag's lava like a downie

Post the faggeti sauce bitch

God will judge you now.

I would pay her to do that to me. Then piss on my face

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Funny video but we all know if he fought back he'd go to jail for 10 years.

This .GIF is a pretty good summation of 2018 America

> get pushed by a land whale
> have choice to take it and be called a pussy
> second choice punch her square in the face and be sent to jail for being a white male

The day of the Harpoon can't come any quicker

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you so funny nigger
go back to /b/

he got off

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Wtf am I looking at? A grown ass man who's in shape that doesn't know how to counter an impact push and can't even keep balance?

What do you white boys do in the gym all the time? Just lift to look good?

nigga on the right laughing his ass off lmao

this shit is very strange. the kike is gonna pay for this.

I'm a cop and this isn't true, especially if you have video evidence. We can't see how it started but if she just assaulted him out of the blue he can absolutely hit back. If she gets knocked out and he keeps going there might be a problem though.

Also I'm in a deep red state so that probably comes into play. Learn your state's self defense laws, don't be caught trying to figure out what you can and can't do when Bertha's mighty ham fists are flying at you.

I doubt that, especially with your sissy white boy skinny noodle arms

Depending on where he lives he could go to jail if he fights back
>of course on DOTR there will be no rules except to win

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>that low center of mass
Dude never stood a chance

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i want to see so much more of this

Absorb it and grow stronger.

Years of brainwashing that wemen are equal but you can't punch them in the face if they attack you does that to a man.

It's current year fellah and the court of public opinion is the only one that matters

You're a cop? Any thoughts on how Eric Clanton walked?

god damn that bitch is bringing the heat. and look at those tits. i bet she is wild in bed

I can't blame him, goblinas and ogras de las americas tend to be difficult to go up against.

>and look at those tits
which pair?

look at all that blubber. would she even feel a punch?

Oh please mr 8 seconds teach me the art of fighting, and teach me the art of hiding my flag like a coward

Kek you can tell this is bongistan just by looking at it. It's why so many bong men import foreign wives.

>light up fat roastie
>get 10 years
Fuck off zogbot. If your kike masters told you to castrate a man, you'd do it

In all seriousness, how does one defend against this shit?

Go for the throat? Tools? Chairs? 9mm?

kek, underrated

If you ever get in a fight with a fat cunt like this just stay out of reach for like a minute. They will tire themselves out and literally be on the floor wheezing without even laying a hand on them

bitch built like an NFL fullback

kek'd

that would only make it angrier

God, I wish that was me

>Tfw no THICC waifu to push you around
Why live

she seems like a street fighter characther, i forget his name though

>Hitting a woman
Yea and immediately after every man within 100ft beats you unconscious while the meatball stomps your genitals into the tile.

see this is why i don't go outside

>Trying to fight a Dwaf woman.
The manling never stood a chance.

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so i don't know how to fight, what's the proper defense against someone constantly pushing you down like that?

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I need to breed her

>live in high income area
>no niggers anywhere to be found
btw i am in california in the city of redondo beach. deal with it niggers. you get auto eliminated back into the ghetto trash areas you so well deserve

shoot them

git gud nub

Have a decent clinch as she runs in and mount the whale into submission by pulling her down toward you
Easy stuff

>tfw even looks like she has a beard

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Chunk Li

also the other day at a gas station
>see a decrepit negro trying to buy a snickers bar
>obviously poor as fuck, stinks like shit
>goes up to clerk
>that'll be $1.69 sir
>fumblin around with dimes and other small change
>holding up the line like the retarded ass nigger he is
>everybody getting visibly pissed
>nigger turns around: shut the fuck up
>someone in the back "if you're struggling to pay $2 for a snicker bar then you should work harder in your life
>nigger gets mad and storms off with the bar
>clerk had to call da white devil poleece who just so happen to be near the gas station, shows up within 1 minute
>negro gets arrested
>i laugh and slurp on my delicious slurpee that probably costs as much as his weekly paycheck

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Pull her down. She has a weight disadvantage so that'll help you in that respect, as long as you make sure she doesn't harm you when you do that act (try to pull yourself up to the side while doing so). Once she's down, you can either run, fight, or detain.

You see where his arm is the first time he tries to get up? If instead of just going back to the ground he grabbed on to her arm at all she would go straight down.

THIS IS NOW A NIGGER HATE THREAD

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what do you grab? her arms when she does that pushing motion? then i assume you yank her down?

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that nog seems to be enjoying himself.

ITS A WORK BROTHER!

Classical sumo technique (kimarite) : oshidashi.

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i see

so instead of doing that blocking motion he did, he should have grabbed with said arm

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>pulling her down toward you
You wanna get liquefied bitch nigga?

>Beat the bitch unconscious in the face with a chair-leg before she finishes talking her pre-fight shit ?
>Don't be a fucking drunk so your balance isn't shit ?
Or.. If you fall, stay down, kick her ankles out when she comes at you flailing. Once she is down on ground with you take large handful of her hair and mash her head repeatedly into the floor until she dies. Bite out throat or gouge eyes if required or desired. If still feeling frisky, fuck her bleeding corpse to make sure of victory. Warm vagina with curling tongues if necrophiliac rape is delayed and body has cooled to an unpleasing degree.

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grab her hair, put her face on the floor, then use your foot to hold her hair to the floor until she tires out.

OP le faggot.

*block your white path*

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Pretty sure that fight is white on white, you stupid fuck.

>she's so fat she has double g tits on her back

what the fuck man

>Implying she wouldn't fall on your limey ass instead

People always say this dumb shit, fact is with more flesh there's more there to hurt.

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Arms would probably best since you can make sure she doesn't try grabbing you (although she can still pull you down if she's smart).
If you can't do that, a general tug on either the torso or legs can work, and watch out during legs because if you do it wrong she can land on you.
As for timing, it's best if you do it before she attacks (when you're most upright) so you can minimize the chance of hurting yourself, however doing it when she pushes can give you the opportunity to dodge her and shove her towards your back and to the ground.

Normally I like fat hogs with big bovine titties, but this one? She's a gnome. Pass.

Curse

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Mash X repeatedly to escape and then press Y for a heavy attack

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Underrated

I could give a shit, she's all nice and comfy and warm, fall on me is good, that video made me hard. I'd kill her and fuck her all at the same time and enjoy every second.

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isn't that Al Jarreau?

White knighting degenerate females is definitely something men need to stop doing.

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Gimli on fire

hurhur whitie got thrown around by big hog nigger hurhur

E. Fonda

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Easiest way to counter her is talking some shit, making her angrier, waiting for her to come running at you then dodge and swipe her feet while you push her towards the direction she was going.

Dunno if i explained well but fuck it.