What’s Pizzagate?
Explain to me without using autistic JPGs or sounding like a conspiracy theorist on a Japanese anime forum.
Pizzagate
Carter Jackson
James Thompson
It goes way, way back.
Jaxon Rivera
THERE ISNT EVEN A BASEMENT
Jackson Allen
I fart and burp all the time. I seem to have gas constantly and I release it in some form approximately every 5 minutes. Apparently I do it in my sleep too.
If I'm on my own, surrounded by family or friends, I fart loudly without any attempt to conceal it. If I'm in public I still fart and burp but quieter. Even in work and in meetings I fart but I just do it quieter. They almost never smell, and even if they do its pretty mild and passes quickly.
There are only very rare circumstances in which I'll hold it in, the conditions have to meet all of the following criteria:
>I have eaten spicy food or drank lots of beer the night before
>I have farted a few times already and they fucking stink
>I'm in a social environment with people I'm not totally comfortable with
Mason Nelson
It's a retarded conspiracy theory.
Brandon White
>autistic JPGs
>conspiracy theorists
get out
Jacob Fisher
Owner of a DC pizza place with government connections floods instagram with creepy images of toddlers as well as obscene pizza-related images. Lots of Hillary emails gave references to pizza in a way which sounds like code. Starts picking up mainstream attention. A C-list horror movie actor shows up with an AR (the gun the media has been constantly villifying) so now everyone can dismiss this as a crazy baseless conspiracy theory leading to people taking violent actions
censored in 3...2....1....
Gabriel Cox
the welch's are a little suspicious
Ian Peterson
Emails leaked on wikileaks from many powerful individuals share a confirmed paedophile code themed around pizza and other foods
The contexts they're used in are all the same and honestly who emails someone about cheese pizza
Joshua Phillips
Pedo groups use codes and symbols to communicate discretely
Pedophilia is widespread amongst hollywood/dc
"Pizzagate" went viral after john podestas emails got hacked, some of which mentioned comet ping pong. Laura Silsby smuggling kids out of haiti and Hiliary helped cover it up, and there was a haitian fund right across the street from comet. Lots of other really strange coincidences and circumstantial evidence that honestly seems autistic, but you have to do a little research. What convinced a lot of people that there was some substance to it was the vitriole with which it was discredited as "fake news"
Andrew Fisher
>Jow Forums uses ‘cheese pizza’ to refer to child pornography
>therefore when politicians use it, they also mean child porn
LMAO
inb4 the swirl triangle pedo symbol
Dylan Morgan
Jack Ramirez
Pedos supposedly gather at a pizza shop to have sex with children. They supposedly use code words in e-mails.
You must understand that power corrupts people in the sense that it allows them to express their deepest wishes without many consequences. If you put it in your head that powerful people are more likely to be corrupted by vice and lust, that they're better protected than your average basement-dwelling pedophile who downloads CP on a free VPN, that, no matter how disgusting an act may seem, amateurs of it will always gather and leave traces behind, you can consider that many people are closet pedos.
Aiden Hill
Kys shill, both are confirmed by the FBI
Isaac Brooks
Camden Rodriguez
Christian Cook
Google the detroux affair and the Franklin boys town scandal. Pedophile rings among the elite aren't anything new or a conspiracy. In one of the leaked podesta emails, it was included that a 7, 9 and 11 year old would "be in the pool for entertainment" and other creepy shit like that. Shills tried to make it all about the pizza parlor in order to misdirect and discredit the investigation.
Austin Reed
tl;dr Guccifer and insiders in the DNC like Seth Rich hacked or compromised DNC emails.
these emails then ended up in the possession of Julian Assange. Assange, having a very VERY deep hatred of the Council on Foreign Relations to which Hillary owes her Allegiance goes and publishes the DNC emails. within these emails are private memos sent by John Podesta.
the Podesta emails point to the use of very pathetic childlike codewords as euphamisms for other private activity. most notable is the "pool party" email which mentions unrelated children and their ages.
this then sparked digging into the other emails which have blatant references to sacrificing chickens (whether this means the bird or is euphemism is unknown) to the god Moloch among other use of food items and discrepencies like obamas "hot dog party" where the price of hotdogs for a simple house party was outrageously expensive.
the code obviously pointing to SOMETHING, a common theme was found with most of the mailers, a proclivity for a certain pizza joint in DC, Comet Ping Pong. from Comet Ping Pong we scour their social media presence and find all the creepy backroom shit with crying children, hosting of bands singing about pedophilia, blood symbolism from the owner. the owner himself denying ever having a basement but this being proved a lie in an early interview where he is talking about installing a basement. Comet Ping Pong also lines up with the DC sewer system which led to theories that this was their method of movement of slave stock (Sam Hyde even offered a 5000 dollar bounty for anyone brave enough to urban explore into the sewers and ascertain if there was something underneath the street leading to basement nearby).
Levi Walker
Why is there besta pizza and comet pizza on the same bloc, with one restaurant in between them (where the basement is) all owned by the same guy?
That guy also makes lots of kid referencing posts even though he has none, and is friends with lots of pedos/degenerates on social media, dated David Brock of media matters, and oh yeah his name is a fake name that can be interpreted as infant lover in french
Aaron Parker
>"pool party"
the tamera Luzzatto shit is the best, considering all of those kids belong to TV actress Alexandra Tydings. You will never find a photo of her with the kids though.
Juan Richardson
>181670799
Thanks for exposing this as a bait thread, retard. Kill yourself. Also, sage. All fields. No (You) either.
Anthony Phillips
Jordan Rivera
Asher Cooper
One of Alefantis' senior employees
Christian Kelly
In their not a basement
Jackson James
And that's all about it? When I was browsing deepweb chans everyone was saying things like "I want 8-10 slices of pizza" which meant they want nudes of 8-10 year olds. It's not a big secret lol
Juan White
>When I was browsing deepweb chans everyone was saying things like "I want 8-10 slices of pizza"
That was probably a honeypot site.
Kevin Ramirez
Consider this.
Sex trafficking rings exist all over the world and are getting busted all the time whether you hear about it or not. CP is a multi-million, if not billion dollar industry on the dark web.
It's estimated that there are at least 65+ million pedophiles in the world today. Thats the entire population of France.
This is a dark reality of human nature we like to conveniently not think about and consider it much more rare than it actually is.
So just ask yourself, what makes it so far-fetched that the ultra powerful and untouchable within the structures of government can't possibly be pedophiles? What makes it such an insane outlandish claim?
There has been many rulers throughout history who were pedophiles. When people are given power and the opportunity to fulfill their darkest desires in secret, without repercussion, chances are they will.
So why couldn't it be happening now in modern times within our own government?
Matthew Allen
Only a freshly poured concrete wall you find at the bottom of a staircase that leads nowhere. Debunkt even by politifact, blumpf btfo
Adrian Martin
Not to mention direct links between alefantis, the spirit cooking bitch, the pedostas and Hilldawg by extension.
This is a conspiracy "theory" with a lot of hard and irrefutable evidence honestly. If you look at it all and don't believe there's some morsel of truth to it you're not very good at thinking thoughts and forming rational opinions
Wyatt Rivera
Pizzagate is about as much of a theory as gravity desu.
Nathaniel Edwards
this
also pizzagate is essentially one part of pedowood pertaining to the relationship of pizza shop owner (alefantis) and his associates (many of them in politics)
Jaxson Wilson
>imageboard
>ask to elaborate on a topic without using images
get fucked cia nigger
Christian Phillips
Haiti.
Tyler Ward
James Watson
>they say it takes a village.
>for example Haiti, where [Hillary] has taken several