Yes, I took the pic on a potato. I was too chicken to get closer, I don't want the gorilla mindset to take over and kick my ass......But regardless - he has been sitting on the abs machine texting for about 20 minutes, any advice on what to say/do?
Mike Cernovich goes to my gym, what do?
Adam Phillips
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Alexander Baker
Talk to him about miscegenation, keep at least one hand in your pants at all times. Never break eye contact.
Easton Roberts
Leave him alone?
Nolan Roberts
>miscegenation
thats gay
Grayson Sanders
Tell him your energies are aligned and ask him to read your tarot since that's now his thing
Chase Taylor
Give him a handshake and tell him to read 200 Years Together.
Isaac Reed
That's the most popular activity at my gym too. It's always the machines where you can sit down
Samuel Garcia
You should probably go over and make an embarrassment of yourself on camera
Jordan Sullivan
Suck his cock
Grayson Williams
He's on his phone haha. Tell him to stop counter signaling people to the right of him
Bentley Ortiz
Tell him thank you for your service Mike
Robert Diaz
Where can I get the full English translation?
And is it good?
Give review user!
Ian Moore
go tell him you want to suck his dick, user
Chase Gomez
scratch your balls and then shake his hand
Wyatt Hall
Set up a camera and drop a dollar in front of him.
Jack Perez
walk by real close while farting as silently as you can
James Cook
are you going to go sniff his seat and rub one out?
Bentley Richardson
Break the ice this way!
Jaxon Cook
walk by and rip a fart in his ugly face
Isaiah Torres
> (OP)
is this glow in the dark way of telling cernovich hes being followed?
Eli White
yes
Hunter Moore
>Mobile phones in between sets
David Cooper
try to fuck him in the ass in the locker room.
Luke Sanders
Ask if he’s the guy who wrote baboon brainframe. If he says ‘no’ keep running down this list:
“Are you the guy who wrote:”
>Orangutan Outlook?
>Primate Perspective?
>Ape Attitude?
>Kong Temperament?
>Lemur Lifestyle?
Eli Foster
Sound advice, this is what I do to break the ice.
Adrian Kelly
Show him this thread
Jeremiah Hall
put on a skirt and tell him you just dipped your dick in a salt shaker
Anthony Rodriguez
tell him you're from Jow Forums, he'll understand
Justin Reed
call him a kike
Lucas Nguyen
Wear your Gorilla Curls shirt and say hi.
Austin Allen
give him a mexican breakfast
Jack Williams
sit on his lap and ask him to whisper sweet sweet lisps into your ear all about his gorilla mindset.
Josiah Johnson
Ask him about that one time in Paris when he sucked a tranny's shriveled black cock while high on cocaine
Gavin Myers
stop stalking people
Leo Diaz
It was Bangcock and he paid to suck thailadydude cock.
Leo Hughes
malaysia actually faggot update your cernolore
Carter Richardson
tell him to get the fuck of the machine if hes not going to use it
Kayden Thomas
Tell him you'd like to reenact the nude gym bathroom fight scene in Eastern Promises.
Camden Hernandez
Tell him to get back to work.
Benjamin White
Beat your chest to show your dominance.
Nathaniel Cook
Ask him why he’s a Zionist
Thomas Baker
Walk up and ask: “Hey man, are you using that thing or can I get it?”
Dylan Turner
Ask him if he’s seen this and why he’s a Zionist
youtu.be
Oliver Wright
No proof
Sad!
Justin Thompson
any true cernoligist will verify