What's the right way to vaccinate your kids without them developing autism? Is it about timing? Is it about ensuring that certain chemicals are not present in their vaccines, like aluminum?
How can you protect your children from disease while ensuring they do not develop autism?
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There's literally no evidence that vaccines cause autism
What's with the correlation? 86% is substantial.
Shill thread. Millions have been paid out in compensation to families that vaccines harmed. Dont be a good goy.
There’s nothing wrong with autism.
doctors who actually give a shit stagger vaccinations out over time
doctors who don't give a fuck just give your kid all the vaccines at once, for the sake of convenience and less doctors appointments
having autism and being alive is better than not having autism but being dead
This sounds believable
So this is the power of amerimutt education
many studies have shown that kids who aren't vaccinated are healthier
Healthier how?
There are a billion fucking statistics that have a correlation with the increase of autism diagnoses.
Yeah because the dead ones aren't showing up on the chart
Could you post some or make reference to other things that correlate?
>y=x^2
The sky is falling chicken little
Never been vaccinated. Haven't been sick more three or four times. Vaccines are bullshit
Incest porn has also increased exponentially in that time
Incest porn causes autism
>this actually could be true desu
I mean serious things
Show me any scientific study that shows this.
I do too
Race mixing
Whoever thought that they should bypass all of the body's natural defenses and inject a disease vector directly into the bloodstream is a fucking moron. Anyone who vaccinates is a fucking moron. /Thread.
I'm pretty sure lawsuits have been won that would prove your statement wrong. But anyways, vaccines are dangerous for reasons completely unrelated to autism or what is in the vaccine or even the vaccine itself.
I think a private non-public court system built specifically for vaccination trials should not be allowed. I am fully opposed to shady back alley trials where government agencies or medical companies likely attempt to lie, cheat, or bribe their way out of hot water behind closed doors.
I don’t know about that. I wish I had died young. Less suffering, only silence.
This
Space out the vaccines more, getting rid of them entirely is retarded
T. Shilly mcshillington
>bodies defenses
I would pay to watch your body fight off small pox with no help from doctors
well of course "autism" is going to go up when the definition is changed so much that every single boy is "autistic".
*facepalm*
So you are telling me that a large chunk of nonvacinated children are dieing from easily preventable diseases and pharmaceutical companies aren't capitalizing on this as a selling point?
Look at the diseases that vaccines exist for. They all csn be terrible if you live in a third world shithole, but are usually minor or asymptomatic in a developed country.
>measles
No one cared about it in the 1960's. There's a friggin Brady Bunch episode where they all get it at the same time.
>varicella
No parents worried about this one before the vaccine.
>polio
Transmitted by fecal contact, this is a non issue in non shithole countries. Even if you get it it is usually asymptomatic and rarely causes permanent damage or death.
>tetanus
Rare to encounter unless you live on a farm, and curable anyway. The vaccine is a scam.
>hepb
Don't let your kids have sex until they've reached a proper age and they can avoid hepb.
The list goes on. There is nothing out there all that scary that vaccines actually work against. The doctors show you the worst cases and tell you scary stories, but all these things are avoidable or not that bad in the normal case.
My immune system is so strong I would not likely get it in the first place. If I did get it, a bit of bed rest and plenty of liquids would do me just fine.
They don't even vax for small pox anymore.
What about neonatal supplements to prevent autism?
Thanks for the reminder to not take Jow Forums too seriously
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>Vaccinated children were over four-fold more likely to be diagnosed on the Autism Spectrum (OR 4.3)
>Vaccinated children were 30-fold more likely to be diagnosed with allergic rhinitis (hay fever) than non-vaccinated children
>Vaccinated children were 22-fold more likely to require an allergy medication than unvaccinated children
>Vaccinated children were over five-fold more likely to be diagnosed with a learning disability than unvaccinated children (OR 5.2)
>Vaccinated children were 340 percent more likely to be diagnosed with Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder than unvaccinated children (OR 4.3)
>Vaccinated children were 5.9-fold more likely to have been diagnosed with pneumonia than unvaccinated children
>Vaccinated children were 3.8-fold more likely to be diagnosed with middle ear infection (otitis media) than unvaccinated children (OR 3.8)
>Vaccinated children were 700 percent more likely to have had surgery to insert ear drainage tubes than unvaccinated children (OR 8.1)
>Vaccinated children were 2.4-fold more likely to have been diagnosed with any chronic illness than unvaccinated children
Autism is put in to the vaccines by the reptilians. They do this because autistics cannot understand the reality of the flat Earth.
1. Do no get your vaccines from Reptilian FEMA doctors.
2. The cloud people stand against the Reptilians. Get you vaccines from the clouds.
3. Keep your vaccines wrapped in tin foil. The Reptilians have radio vaccine altering technology that turns cloud people vaccines in to Reptile vaccines.
Now that's fucking based.
No smallpox kills like a motherfucker. Not that hospitals can do shit for it. The only solution is cowpox. It's not that bad. Bed rest and your good to go. But you need vaccinia before you catch smallpox. Also we eradicated smallpox. The only currently existing smallpox is bioengineered versions. And the vaccine won't do shit against them anyways
autism is more likely to be caused by global warming. nature changes us this way to focus on finding a solution for our survival
Nature uh finds a way
Idk. I think we need to do more studies before we just start letting the government dictate body modifications/ augmentation to us.
Have we ever even done multi generational vaccination testing on rats? How old is this technology anyways? We are shooting ourselves up with some companies mercury waste for a 50yo untested theory?
Yeah so I think I'm good to go.
Funny, if a deadly pandemic broke out you faggots would step over mothers to get the vaccine.
Just because Alex Jones says something doesn't mean it's true.
Watch this. This MIT professor is doing research on vaccines interacting with pesticides in our body and causing autism.
>Children in countries developed enough to routinely vaccinate children are more likely to have illnesses discovered and treated instead of going by unnoticed
No, if a pandemic broke out I would get as far as possible away from everyone as quickly as possible. I certainly would not gather together with diseased people and wait in line.
>imagine being this much of a brainlet
both the unvaccinated and vaccinated kids are in the developed country, and both groups are in the same circumstances - why do vaccinates kids get diagnosed much more?
i knew bong education was going down the tubes, but you'd have to be a real idiot to think this has anything to do with being in a developed country or not
If parents can't be bothered to vaccinate their kids, it's a safe bet they don't take them to see the doctors in general. Ever seen the children of people who believe in crystals and homeopathy?
Its called natural selection, you dumb fucks.
Only the fittest should survive.
With your vaccines, meds and shit you are letting some low-quality genes survive. Why do you think humans are becoming weaker and more retarded? Why do you think brits are ugly as fuck (and other natioanlities) and why is the 56% meme a thing (its not just race-mixing at this point).
Kids may die, if you dont vaccine them, but they dont pollute our gene-pool in the first place and only strong kids get the chance to procreate and make humanity stronger in the long run.
Fucking retards with your "muh survivabilty due to vaccines"-cunts.
YOu are bnot better than leftist praiseing equality and sheit
Meme-flag by accident.
Anyways, you are retards for believing that a higher mortality is bad, and vaccines (pumping chemicals into your child) is somehow good and will in no way influence its development.
is this bitch serious?
>he can't even defend his previous retarded statement
but i thought vaccines were perfect and gave you perfect health? even if you compare to the general population this group of vaccinated kids has a very high rate of health problems... problems the coincide with known vaccine side effects
hmmmmm
Ive been to the doctors twice in 25 years and I'm healthy as fuck.
Its flawed though. It doesn't account for ow mortality of unvaccinated kids because they die before accurate testing for autism can be done. And so many people in general have vaccinations its similar to saying "people who drink water get autism more likely"
You're literally on the same intellectual level as an ex porn star
imagine being the person who signs off on wasting money pushing a failed flat earth psy-op?
>hurrr, someone wrote about flat earth in a vaccine thread, that must mean pharmaceutical companies are my friend
Fuck off leaf, I'm just asking questions
this is why you live off the grid
that's a total lie, there's no evidence to show that there's a higher mortality rate, in fact there's evidence of the opposite
same, and the last time i was admitted to a hospital was when i fucking born 24 years ago
>but i thought vaccines were perfect and gave you perfect health?
Nobody says that, nice strawman.
> if you compare to the general population this group of vaccinated kids has a very high rate of health problems
Can't diagnose Kayiytlynn's kids with the myriad of health issues they have if they don't go to the doctor because she prefers her gluten-free shaman's healing crystals to a medical professional.
Doesn’t matter. They are currently experimenting with contagious rabies vaccines with bats. Not long now before a swarm of smallox vaccines are released in the form of mosquitos.
The obvious answer is that they're adding shit to vaccines to make our kids retarded
>the general population are all hippies
do you know what the term general population means?
The general population vaccinate their kids, ya dingus. Anti-vax campaigning strongly coincide with 'alternate medicine' advocates, also known as hippies.
Just vaccinate them slowly, not more than two at a time, no less than 6 months apart. Thats how I did it just in case.
wrong, the general population includes those who both vaccinate and those who do not vaccinate
Which excludes hippy children who either aren't diagnosed because their parents won't take them to doctors or kids who died from preventable diseases before they could worry about hayfever.
>useful idiot pharma funded scientists do study
>they all expect vaccinated group to be healthier
>results are the exact opposite
>muh hippies
lmao, what a weak, unscientific argument
Vaccines are shit and ya'll should know this by now
>I don't need so-called 'qualifications' when my shaman's chakras are alligned!
>Study fails to take into consideration extraneous variables? Not my problem!
Do you think pirates prevent global warming?
Just vaccinate your kids against autism you retard
>muh hippies
i guess all the countries that are banning vaccines are also just a bunch of hippies?
If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck...
>What's the right way to vaccinate your kids without them developing autism?
Why not just wait until you are sure your kids DON'T have autism (age 3?) and then vaccinate them?