>be german
>wake up at 6 am for wörk
>eat my Haferflocken for breakfast in my 10m2 Apartment
>get on the bus because i am not allowed to drive with my diesel anymore.
>on the way to wörk i greet some muslim immigrants, they greet me back by saying "i will rape your children and your wife you fucking alman"
>be happy about the offer to culturally enrich our inferior german gene pool
>at wörk, constructing mercedes amgs all day for export to arab countries.
>wage is pretty good but i am happy to pay 99% taxes in order to enable our government to start even more "Förderprogramme" to etract more rocket scientist rapefugees from arab countries
>wörk until 5 pm and get back on the bus
>on the way back i see some nazi girls waving a german flag while watching a footbal team
>I instantly call the sharia police
>sharia police arrives just in time and rapes all girls
>happy to see there is stil Ordnung in my country
>back at home a police officer stands at my door
>he tells me to move out because they need my flat for some syrian rocket scientists
>i pack all my stuff and move back in with my mom
>happy to be able to take part in glory rise of our nation
Be german
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>Be 2018 German
>watch tv activated by voice command cause arms too slender and weak to hold newspaper or smartphone for more than 5 seconds
>enjoying my vegan sauerkraut sausage breakfast because enslaving foreigners for rare, bland, and potentially useless grains are more humane than killing for local meat to boost the local economy.
>hear banging, painful screams and moaning noise from roommate's dorm.
>see British marriage on tv.
>think that finally europe can get closer to take the first step to begin to start getting near into cultural enrichment
>suspect hans and Moohhuammeddh are still enjoying themselves.
>turn down already low volume tv just in case
>dontwannaberudeorracist.jpg
>head to work at 4 on autobahn
>stuck behind 2 hour traffic
>other germabs making it to work ontime
>"ahh all other countries can't possibly understand superior german roadways"
>police sirens in distance
>"STOPPEN SIE DEN WAGEN!!!"
>police car plows through 32 cars to get to me.
>20 dead including some children
>cops stop behind my car
>officer walks up to my window
>"license please"
>scared as a grown frenchman in denmark at this point.
>"did you use the words 'superior german' before we pulled you over sir?
>Scheisse.gif
>not even worried about jail time or death penalty
>they'll call me racist
>whatwillmySwedishQTXoreLbbqfriendThink.bmp
>"Sir, step out of the car."
>Suddnly hear military alarms.
>the cop has a paniced look.
>the cop rushes to her car and then through traffic over even more people.
>suddenly waves of swatcars and tanks come from nowhere to swarm and saturate the autobahn.
>all of them chasing cop car.
>death and destruction everywhere
>survivors of previous copcar onslaught demolished.
>Escaped to the ausfahrt through what seems like pure luck.
>car is a total mess through lodged bones and flesh.
>hopeIdidnthitanypoorrefugees.jpg
>I realise I might be fired for only being 30 minutes early instead of 2 hours.
>need to get to work covering berlin's graffiti in graffiti
>decide to take bus to work.
>looking at news on phone.
>notice that Canada has declared full on war with Germany
>something about a cop assuming someone's gender.
>notice a roudy doctor/engineer/scientist accidentally running into plastic gaurdglass
>it's behind 2 racist passengers by door giving him glares.
>thatpoorscholarneedshelp.img
>notice the racists start fleeing from the victorious merits of social justice before I intervene.
>Decide to make sure the good samaritan didn't need aid.
>"Exc-"
>Get stabbed 5 times in heart by the hero suffering from PTSD.
>last image I see is a mushroom cloud outside the bus door.
>the Canadians have come to save us.
>DasDeutschlandlied.mp4
>using 6am and 5pm instead of 0600 and 1700 like a good Euroslave
Reported to Brussels.
>>he tells me [mercedes wageslave] to move out because they need my flat for some syrian rocket scientists
Your country still sore about Werner Von Braun?
Why would we be? Space Race was Third Reich vs Third Reich and we won.
You never breached the stratosphere.
esti top-tier, 11/10
karma. That’s what you get for starting world wars and genocide. Suck it fritz.
I want to die.
... aren't you gonna finish your sentence?
come to america my fellow white comrade.
>germans
>white
Haha you sound like a peasant
whiter then you José
A little Gute-Nacht-Geschichte about our near future. Matches very well with your greentext
We are all just servents to our jewish and american overloards
Yeah kikes and sandkikes get exterminated and traitors die painfully.
>alman trying to be funny
Kennste kennste???
I didn't know Germans were capable of self-deprecation
They usually save it for when their father isn't there to ridicule them for their lack of masculinity.
I love these
'One Day In The Life of Hans Jürgenowitsch', if you know what I mean