How fucked would you be if the FBI went through your post history in a courtroom setting?
How fucked would you be if the FBI went through your post history in a courtroom setting?
Jeremiah Parker
Oliver Reyes
Not at all, how about yourself?
Jose Kelly
pretty fucked, you fucking kike
Ryan Bailey
Good. I hope you get raped in prison by abdul.
Landon Bennett
not at all
Justin Evans
They'd have to admit they spy on everyone and collect everything we type to do that. Not worth nabbing some random shitposter to destabilize your entire society and have everyone hate you even more than they already do.
Their collection crap is only actionable if they can prove you're like making a bomb or something.
Joseph Powell
ok
William Reyes
If they cherry picked Id be fucked, but taken as a whole I think I could effectively argue that I'm a liar who is often drunk, and should be ignored entirely.
Caleb Evans
Anything racist, violent, or libel I've posted has been satire and/or hyperbole. Any assertion to the contrary would be upsurd and the position of a fool.
Jacob Butler
I'd ask them to provide the evidence it's actually me and not someone else. Either they reveal their tech and I go public with it or drop the charges.
Luke Anderson
It would be the funniest shit that ever happened to me ever. And I'd love every minute.
Christopher Morris
Not fucked at all, there is no reason to "make an example out of me" I don't try to be popular.
Jonathan Taylor
"It's all satire, gentlemen."
Nolan Jackson
Why stop there, why not let them into your pc or console and see how many hookers you killed in GTA....its only a matter of time.
Anthony Rivera
quads checked
Gabriel Mitchell
>killing hookers
>not stabbing and beating homeless people in parks
pleb
Kayden Williams
The defendant really hates nigger
Lincoln Perry
Im staying here if I start seeing black vans parked outside.
Oliver Miller
Luis Nguyen
Some clear racial shit but overall not bad. Would still hang myself to be safe.
Carson Rivera
They could drag it out for a season, a new Jow Forumsack every few nights in front of a judge judy, an hour of prime time viewing.
Elijah Morgan
Not even slightly
Fuck the FBI and the CIA and the NSA and the jews and the niggers and the cucked whiteboys and the fags
Freedom of speech bitch
Of fuck the slant eyes that dont know how to assimilate too
Fuck the beaners that cant speak english too
Jordan Evans
They wouldn’t dare drop my red pills I’m front of a jury.
Henry Bennett
They'd target you first. I'd watch the trial live.
Blake Sullivan
>user would you care to explain all the posts about civil war to the court
>nope
>ahem well what about all these charactures of this “racist” cartoon frog
>PEPE!!!!!!
No further questions your honor...
Robert Jackson
chex'd - true for all of us
Nathaniel Rodriguez
The whole world would know about my foot fetish.
Benjamin Smith
>Not using the hookers holes then burning them alive before mag dumping them until they stop screaming and moving
>Not painting your cars red with the blood of a thousand pedestrians
You all had nice childhoods didnt you?
Benjamin Mitchell
as soon as something like that happens all the people on here with nothing to lose become very dangerous individuals
Christian Wright
If you havnt heard of this shit talking
ProudGoy then get comfy and listen up
Based Bellagio NAMES THE ZIONISTS!!! shows sam hydes new video!! And really breaks down the modern Gestalts!!! Brand new stream!!
You wanna see this
Depends if they are zionists ..
Gabriel Carter
Can you imagine that? Tens of thousands of pissed off jobless Nazis with nothing to lose. Maybe they should doxx all of us desu
Tyler James
>mfw police take the internet seriously and try to hold me responsible for my shitposting online
Bentley Thomas
I have nothing to lose
I am not dangerous unless someone gives me a worthy reason to be dangerous
Jackson Clark
At some point it will happen.
They'll use whatever weird porn you look at as a way to make you look like a hypocrite.
Dodson was sort of an example, guess the guy was a furry or something.
If something like this happens to you I recommend taking whatever revenge you're capable of in Fortnite.
Daniel Cruz
>youtube.com
I REGRET NOTHING
Jason Cooper
Jacob Ross
Considering many of my posts are conspiracy theories directly involving FBI, they'd only fuck themselves.
Isaiah Miller
I might get in some trouble for racism and edgyness (i.e. posting HAHAHAHA when a terrorist attack happened)
but I never post anything illegal
I never touch CP or any shit like that
Cooper Wright
I'd consider the same.
Beautiful
Aaron Jackson
It'd just be 'jew this, nigger that.' Pretty standard fare, really. Why, what's up you doublenigger turbofaggot?
Eli Reyes
fine because I never say or advocate anything illegal on the internet because I'm not a moron
Connor Richardson
>Asian MILF foot fetish
Lel I’m fucked. But yeah if that happened there’d be quite a few of us out there on PUBG going wild
Mason Phillips
I wouldn’t be Britcuck because I live in a nation that is founded on freedom of speech, our first amendment.
This first amendment was created because we saw just how retarded Beitain had become.
Some things never change because your country is more fucked up than ever
Sebastian Butler
Checked.
Evan Nelson
Since most of my searches are FBI fetish porn, I'd be delighted 3 letter sempai
David Watson
That has already been shown and been ran in mainstream media outlets as headline news following the Snowden revelations and nobody gave a shit. In fact now people defend it with lines like 'I'm not doing anything wrong they can read all my stuff'.
Stop thinking 99.9% of people care about anything but social media and enjoying the moment.
Jackson Lopez
>have to admit they spy on everyone and collect everything we type
But user..they do. Edward Snowden already proved it. Nobody cares about it even...
Logan James
The worst I have ever watched was like BLACKED or something and only because I find aroused females sexually attractive and for a white female to ruin herself like that, it generally requires arousal
I wouldn't really care if anyone knew I watched some of those vids in the past
I also fucked a fat girl or 2 while I was learning how to conquer the demon of lust
So I could have made some better decisions if I had a time machine
Woop dee doo
Are people embarassed about their pasts?
Daniel Cook
Nobody would be “fucked” this is all protected under freedom of speech. You stupid kike.
Angel Lee
They would assume I'm a racist, which isn't illegal, and then I would go after them for malicious prosecution.
Isaiah Turner
What's the worst porn you've watched and have you kept it secret?
I fucking texted people what kind of porn I used to watch when I used to watch it
Justin Morgan
3 hot meals, free cot, all the rough sex i want, bring it on fuckers, i could use a vacation.
Gavin Murphy
Prison sounds like gay paradise desu senpai
Too bad i'm not gay
Liam Nelson
If we lose we will all go t a gulag.
Tyler Watson
>freedom of speech
Jason Nguyen
would HE have the authority to gas the kikes? if not, it would just be a comedy special.
Dominic Edwards
I'm just saying don't sweat it and expect it
there's little they can do to actually prove it's you but they will throw the accusation at some point, they already have for some people
human sexuality is weird, the left is much more aware of this but nobody is "clean" - only the right wing has dogma when it comes to sex
it's a social thing, it's why the left always screams "what would god think about what you're saying?" or "what would your mother think about what you're saying?"
their dogma applies to the social sphere, but not the sexual sphere, and right-wing people apply dogma to sexual sphere but not the social sphere
the left and right are literally two different species, people don't quite understand this yet but it's true and warfare is inevitable between species for resources and territory
Oliver Russell
freedom of speech nigger.
democrat fascists might make my life rough at work for a while, but they have the attention span of goldfish
Lincoln Sanders
If they looked st my posting history they’d be forced to investigate their own corruption. Project Pelican for instance:
Bentley Collins
Also maybe they’d hire me because I’m so fucking patriotic
Connor Sullivan
I would get life.
Nathan Robinson
Come on. Everybody already knows. That's why I still say Snowden was a limited hangout. Shit's already normalized.
We all have mystery NSA/CIA fap buddies now.
Charles Myers
The question is what kind of stuff really sticks
For me the only vids I return to are generally attractive females masturbating and having real orgasms
I have no shame in finding female orgasms arousing
In fact it taught me how straight I am if anything
Jose Williams
>Fap buddy
More like a perverted faggot but whatever. Doesn't really affect my life more than the other bullshit in this reality
Jonathan Gomez
hating jews isnt illegal just socially unacceptable
Ethan James
It's probably extra hot for them to think they can jack it with you and you'll never know. Like ejaculating while high on duper's delight.
John Edwards
Everything I have ever posted has been satire in no way shape or form have I ever believed or intended what I have written anywhere online or on the chan...
Nathan Bell
Hawthorne effect, yeah. The fact he isn't dead is proof it was a CIA operation (Snowden was a Booz Allen guy) attacking the NSA and American people.
A lot of people think the NSA are traitors but only the very top echelon are, the majority of the contractors and intel agents are normal people.
The CIA on the other hand are a bunch of criminals that do nothing but line their own pockets with the money from companies they know will get government contracts.
it's all an automated collection system, no agent ever actually looks at your data until you become an imminent threat to their operations or the public.
Jaxon Rivera
It would only be hot if it was a she
Otherwise it's just gay and pathetic
If the female is ugly then it's also pathetic too
Ya know what? It's pathetic no matter who it is.
Adam Evans
They would be confused as fuck.
>im a racist, not a nationalist
>95% of white people are genetic filth
>we must secure a future for white children
>i hope an asteroid hits earth and burns the atmosphere for 10million years
>WE MUST RECOGNISE THE WHITE HOMELAND
>jews were neanderthals and were in europe first, whites are atlantean refugees
>whites are ayys
>i want to kill ayys
>kikestians have destroyed europe
>but we need christianity for women and the low iq
etc
Ethan Clark
I would be fine. Only every third post on 4 chan I wrote is about gassing all kikes, muslims and jews. So i only 33.3 racist nazi scum.
Anthony Cooper
haha considering a post i made today i would probably get in trouble for something
try not to shitpost too hard guys or you might just say something a little too extreme
god this place is a nightmare. it really can bring out the worst in you
Justin Rodriguez
not at all
nigger
Carson Sanders
My laughing would get me held in contempt of court desu
Mason Davis
And the only threatening posts ive made have been against my own life.
What a shitty courtroom showdown it would be, I dont even post on b anymore.
Leo Hernandez
Diagnostic Evaluation
Lucas Robinson
Since when do you fall under fbi jewrestriction?
Daniel Parker
Theyd think I was schizophrenic probably
Nicholas Phillips
Pussy. Own your words.
I meant every last word I have posted on this board. Especially about the kikes.
Hunter Carter
I would rather bite a cyanide capsule. Feels batman.
Julian Rivera
Jow Forums is satire. Every post made by me is satire.
Owen Robinson
I'd be fine. I do my best to base my opinions on reason, logic and evidence and can see the damage harsh solutions to problems can be (like how some want to kill all Jews to stop them doing bad things). Not only that but I'd be more than willing to further explain my positions should they deem them some type of negative. I wouldn't care if they went through my posts because they'd almost certainly get an education as a result.
Owen Smith
>you can lose everything you achieved by just saying some words
This is power of freedom
Jose Mitchell
the judge would probably ask me why I visited "degeneratebongsluts.com" so often and I'd have to admit, that I have a fetish for mongoloid downer hoes, like your mother, OP
Adrian Hill
how fucked would they be if we went through theirs?
Kevin Mitchell
it would be enjoyable everyone in the court would have to see all the bullshit I post
Brandon Anderson
not at all because we have a fucking first amendment and everyone is anonymous here you raging nigger kike jew mudslime goat fucking towelhead spic street shitting fuck OP
Asher Price
they would have to find out if any of my 242,773 posts are lies
Aiden Murphy
I deliberately typed insulting searches into Google like "why does the fbi molest children."
I suggest we all give it a try.
Jace Williams
My posts are conflicting too
>Fuck jews
>But also fuck whites for falling for jewish tricks
>Also fuck japs for losing WW2
>Also fuck blacks for being niggers
>Also fuck aliens for not being from around here
>Also fuck beaners for being dumb
>Also fuck me because I have nothing to live for and noone to die for
>Also i'm actually amazing because I keep going no matter what
>Also anime is for degenerate weebs
>Also i post a lot of anime images on Jow Forums ironically
>Also many of them are not ironic because anime really is about making the world a better place
>Also annihilate the planet
>Also I'm trying to fix the world and make it a better place, so only annihilate it if I fail
The best super computer in the universe couldn't solve this equation
Wyatt Jackson
White sold their nations to (((whites)))
Step it up white people
Wyatt Price
It would be hilarious. They'd have to conclude that I am a clever liar and a storyteller.
Andrew Smith
>FBI
FBI are fags
Dominic Evans
If they witnessed my shitposting I could get away with insanity
Jackson Sullivan
50/50 some posts where quite non pc, but most of the time it should be alright. On the other hand, maybe not in 2018. and probably they would just ignore or delete the "non problematic" posts to make a point.