PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - NO MONOPOLY HERE GOY EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
promiseskept.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Roundtable on Prison Reform in NJ 8/9/18
youtu.be/NWtwbYLhji0
>VP Pence Announcement on Creation of US Space Force 8/9/18
c-span.org/video/?449656-1/
>VP Pence Greeted by DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis @Pentagon 8/9/18
youtu.be/iClPMrJ7lYU
>AG Sessions on Law Enforcement in Macon GA 8/9/18
youtu.be/gco5YVP-nlk
>ActAsstSoS Kaidanow on Arms Transfer Policies 8/9/18
c-span.org/video/?449570-1/
>Mooch on FoxNews 8/9/18
youtu.be/R3RtwQivsEI
>Judge Kavanaugh's Former Clerks talk about him 8/9/18
c-span.org/video/?449526-1/
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 8/9/18
youtu.be/fqdQpbqQgh8
>DoDVideo: Space Force Announcement 8/9/18
youtu.be/khJ4jDF7IB0
>VP Pence stumps for GOP in MI 8/8/18
youtu.be/GSOLyKOaOww
>Giuliani on Hannity 8/8/18
youtu.be/u7YxgGnYkcc
>VP Pence @Industrial Welders&Machinists Co in Duluth MN 8/8/18
youtu.be/FYTcE0TZiEA
>VP Pence greets supporters in Duluth MN 8/8/18
youtu.be/-iiT53lRCwo
>SoS Pompeo meets w/Egypt FM Shoukry 8/8/18
youtu.be/sw3t7xpDvEQ
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Yemen 8/8/18
youtu.be/DoUGUNjfhHU
>UNAmb Haley @Venezuela/Colombia Border 8/8/18
youtu.be/mchWaQRq288
>HHSSec Azar on Mornings w/Maria 8/8/18
youtu.be/p-kj80CrxXQ pt1
youtu.be/uXhNH6ZjNHc pt2
>DHSUndSec Krebs @House on Election Security 8/8/18
c-span.org/video/?448877-1/

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guys...

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MAGA

>TRUMP’S DNA HAS BEEN STORED

>TRUMP CLONE HAS BEEN GENERATED AND IS EMERGING FROM STASIS

>TRUMP HAS BEEN VOTED AND SELECTED BY A SPACE EXPLORATORY PRESIDENTIAL COMMITTEE AS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE FOR THE UPCOMING SPACE EMPIRE ELECTION PRIMARY

>OTHER CANDIDATES INCLUDE ROBOT MARCO RUBIO 9000 SERIES, GENE-SPLICED LION TED, AND A DESCENDANT OF JEB! BUSH

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I want to rim Lou Dobb.

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OH NO NO NO NO

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Soaring through the stars up yonder
Earth so far below
We will always fight for honor
Strength is all we know
We salute red white and blue
We stand for it each day
We shout with pride for every planet
SPACE FORCE ALL THE WAY

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This is straight gangster shit. Trump really has taught the GOP how to win!

youtu.be/nIKdIvWZqMI

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Gates testified that:
> "-Manafort crafted a policy for Yanukovych aimed at bringing Ukraine into the European Union called “Engage Ukraine”
- Manafort recruited top former European politicians to help out with that effort

According to Gates -- "Engage Ukraine" -- the very policy Manafort crafted -- "became the strategy for helping Ukraine enter the European Union."


Russia collusion, clear as day

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>when the gerrymander hits just right
AHAHAHAHAH

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Is it feasible for the Space Force to use NSA-acquired data to laser target every liberal from orbit and eliminate them all simultaneously in a single instant before they have a chance to cry about it on social media?

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People with large noses, drooping eyes, and hand rubbing habits should die. Prove me wrong.

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>that image
what?

.....
What?

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have some late afternoon THICC ptg

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>If you don't like these social media sites, just make your own, then
>Oh, by the way, we're shutting them down if you do

There's still no motive for the Las Vegas shooting guys.

Typically I do them a bit before al dente, then I throw them in the chili and let that sit for 20 or so minutes to get that last bit of softness in.
I do my rice the same way, wash it. But before I cook it. Rice comes out nice and smooth when you do that. Not chalky and clumpy.

Will he take on Dreadnaught Hillary in the general election?

>Assange 'considering' testifying before US Senate Intelligence Committee
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>Melania Trump's parents become US citizens
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>US VP Mike Pence announces Space Force as sixth branch of military
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>TV networks boost security for reporters at Trump rallies
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>U.S. authorities conduct immigration raids on businesses in Nebraska, Minnesota
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>Handling of U.S. trade dispute causes rift in Chinese leadership: sources
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>finland
>ohio

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They've stepped up their game but too bad it's a couple interns making this and the top dogs are still seditious corporatist kikes

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Calling women like this “Thicc” is basically a psyop to excuse females becoming fat. Prove me wrong.

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Saved.

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My sides hurt. Now if only they could be useful for America and not China and Israel.

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The case got closed. It's over. No motive ever. Just a man who decided one day to commit the largest mass shooting ever.

>dat moose knuckle

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Zlampf is finished

Space Force Day!
Space Force Day!
Space Force all the way!

Oh what fun,
it is to fly,
in a spaceship that's not gay, HEY!

uh...why would they make this?
This seems like it would motivate dems. I don't get it. Why not tell them that their "moral victories" are sure something they should be proud of? Have them be proud of failures. He'll it's their entire political and sociological philosophy.

what does microsoft have against gabbu?

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>our trade deficit is over 100 TRILLION

Nigger, who taught you to count?!

And who has these flaming rods of tungsten you speak of? This is the F-35 all over again on a much larger scale, trillions for stealth fighters to bomb goatfuckers in some cave.

You people are just idiotic statists who get off on military power.

>thinking democrats would shut down an immensely powerful arm of the state

Despite their rhetoric, that's never happened and never will happen, especially as the neocons migrate over to that party. Look up their voting records, the dems vote for increased military expenditures and government surveillance every single time. They keep saying Trump is a traitor, but legally they are all complicit in his actions, lol.

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It's rubbing their failure in their face knowing they can't do jack shit about it

Wrong Fin. This one is good. The one you’re thinking about looks like this and is a kike.

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Hello news Aussie.

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>Not chalky and clumpy.
I like my rice chalky and clumpy...
It allows me to pretend I'm eating sticky rice, since I can't ever find any.

>Spend tens of millions of dollars producing and shilling an anti-Trump show.
>Nobody watches it
>Lose $360,000,000 in a QUARTER
The city of Jewlu
variety.com/2018/digital/news/hulu-q2-2018-losses-disney-cash-funding-1202900605/

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moose knuckle is the defining border between "thicc" and "fat"
if you can't see a proper pussy silhouette on a woman, that woman gains weight badly and should be prohibited from bulking up unless its natty gains from the gym brah

you aren't.

well fair enough. The masses have goldfish memories anyway.

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>In half
I love how they don't even put the number in their headline. The way they make it sound is like he went from 5000 to 2500 or something when it was 167 to now 91, oh no!

>Manafort helping Ukraine become EU member somehow means trump colluded with russia to rig the 2016 election
Huuhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrshjwbevfbjmahsvvq

Does she fall on the THICC scale?

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Would hapa/10

she's be great if she didn't have a fat face

>insect people
shiggy

Hello. Did you have a nice day?

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Space Jihad Task Force soon Allah Willing!

Insha'Allah

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The great thing about right-wing videos is they have no budget. They have no choice but to use reality.

skinnyfat yikes

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Fat girl angle.

Handmaids Tale is an objectively terrible show
it has a more fucktarded premise and more plot holes than Harry Potter, Hunger Games, and Man in the High Castle combined
it's so bad it makes Running Man look like a good movie

its only redeeming feature is that it satisfies my "imperiled damsels in muzzle gags" fetish

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BOOMSTICKS! Get on my level you primitive screwheads. Kinetic high density rods of doom. No moving parts. Not nuclear. Just pure force. Anything moving fast enough turns into a bomb. Something very dense moving very fast is a whole lot of BOOM.

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Patrick Little was rallying suport for vandalizing holohoax museums with a sledgehammer

First contact is gonna be great

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toll: paid

All that starch is bad for you. It ages your skin and gives you wrinkles.
Might want to consider that user.

>dude what if christianity and west was like saudi arabia and islam

>how horrible christianity is OMG

the show is making stupid people at insanely rapid pace

they were protesting with handmaid tale outfit in argentine day or two ago when they didn't allow people to kill 14 week babies (abortion)

>that Fast & Furious clip

*inhales*

I'm enjoying myself. Afternoon coffee is great.

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Oh wow. I didn't click the headline so I thought they removed half of his votes

A teleological suspension of the ethical is both desirable and necessary conduct

You're the best
youtu.be/3f08Erq5EK8

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Better fat and conservative than thin and libshit, sex is for children not fun and children need two conservative parents to raise them correctly.

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No. Thicc is just a meme to get people to lust after overweight bitches. This girl is fit. Thicc is unhealthy in both mind and body.

Back to

We're back in business

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The only people watching this show are middle aged white women. This is their torture porn. Some episodes made my aunt cry.

>>dude what if christianity and west was like saudi arabia and islam
See, not only is this outlandish fantasy delusions, it's actually so comically stupid and evil that it's an insult to the ACTUAL terrorist hardcore Wahhabi Muslims who do this kind of shit. That's how bad it is - they take what the worst of the worst Muslims do, and then make it ten times worse, and say THIS IS WHAT CHRISTIANS WILL DO IF THEY EVER GET INTO POWER! Ignoring the past nearly 2 millennia of Christian rule in the West. It is a monumental insult to humankind in general, even to the worst dregs of humankind.

...by?

>poll by NAACP
>21% of blacks support Trump

RIP the Democratic Party.

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Has microsoft banned the Qur'an and anyone that host it, they talk around those same terms?

Those are some ugly ass shoes.
looks like something illegal aliens would cobble together for under 5 dollars.

Rural neckbeards voted for Donald Duck
youtube.com/watch?v=qQrdA73Ty_A

You welcome to come
But you have to come LEGALLY

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Summa Dominatum

>Highest Dominance

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Plotwist

Manafort was glow the dark at the time and was feeding the agency everything they needed to know. They fucked it up so bad it turned Yanukovick
towards Russia.

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> Trump starts a race war for blacks to win
This fucking timeline

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>Support among blacks went from 22% to 36%
>Among voters, it went from 15 % to 21%
And it just keeps climbing. If voter percentage goes up to 30% or above, Dimms are finished.

>nigger kills a jewess

literally nothing of value was lost

Show your face, Jew

It was written by a Canadian woman what do you expect?

fucking lol

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Agreed. The ads using dems own words against them on their anti American anti white policies are more effective.

If he can get them to leave for Africa life will be perfect.

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>censored Muhammad
>any divine source but the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit existing at all
maximum fedora

Thank you Trump for making light great again!

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The Obama/Podesta sticky prints are all over this, a cont of the neo con/lib agenda

Coffee drinking is one of the greatest inventions in human history

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Add that to his already high Hispanic numbers and the dems are ded.

Well she's fat so what do you expect? Stop pretending fat chicks are sexy.

He needs to put on a belt.

They did, they showed so many clips of the left becoming unhinged a few weeks ago

its hilarious how it makes people diss christianity

what, no way.
but washing rice is such a pain in the ass.