>Jow Forumsacks claim to be christian or claim to share christian values
> Jow Forumsacks don't meditate 7 times per day, 7 minutes per session and 7 days in the week
>Jow Forumsacks still claim to be christian or claim to share christian values
Wtf Jow Forums ?
Where does the Bible speak of meditation? Never heard this.
I unironically practice the art of edge meditation
Meditate !
youtube.com
>Christian
kek
we are occult pagan satanist jihadi mystics
our gods are kek and moloch
and we are all serving "him"
It's not about following what is written blindly.
It's about conceiving new rituals to bring us closer to God and to physical and spiritual purity.
7 is the number of days that God created. Thus, we shall meditate 7 days a week,7 times a day and 7 minutes per session.
7-7-7 : The Holy Trinity, or the Tri force if you prefer.
Why don't you handle snakes too numb nuts.
prayer is literally the same thing as guided meditation
nu-age people just overemphasize meditation for what it is
I like how Goku is Muslim and Link is Christian. Millennials are so autistic the world as we know it will be unsustainable. Jews are scared.
Link is so hot.
It's such a mind fuck that zelda was like a centerpiece of my youth and the kept making him more and more of a sex symbol and now you're just like wtf man am I being hacked by the Jews
smelly dumb Theosophist scum
>expecting newfags to triforce
>memeflag makes implications
>doesnt know shit
i pray every day to the father and the son, i dont need meditation
so wtf op?
show flag or gtfo
scripture or gtfo
did god tell you to make new rituals?
We are all Zelda. Link will eventually save us all.
Link would have a Kekistani flag.
I hear voices at night.
I think one of the first times I jacked off it was to these drawings of link and zelda in nintendo power. This is my fucked up life.
Why not just Zelda? Why Link? Why are you gay?
i-i wanted to be like link >_>
Fucking degenerates
gtfo now satan
Nah it got all faggoty and weird long before that stuff. That stuff's no good for filling a child's mind with. Rescuing princesses and solving puzzles and exploring the world is the right kind of thing for boys to think about.
The solution.
What kind of logic is that? Link would never masturbate to himself, or at all. Link is on a permanent no fap, only stopping to fuck his side bitches before he impregnates Zelda.
Cremia is best girl
Kind of weird desu it's almost like it's expected these days to try fucking guys to see if you're in to it. Nothing wrong with wondering if you're gay or not but like you should probably be able to figure that out without cross-dressing and sucking cock or ramming hairy man ass or whatever.
Just compare it to like, I don't know, boobs or wondering if you can get her clothes off or whatever gets you going.
Christianity and all religions are unnecessary, and fail to unite us as fellow men.
You dumb fuck
>huuur you're not christian if you dont follow my numeralogical sharia compliant call to prayer
kys
>i was imagining myself being link fapping to pictures of himself
wat
Maybe you're even more messed up than I am.
>Bootleg Malon
Malon is literally the reason why Twilight Princess happened, and it was all through coverture. I can't say much other than she's pretty trad and my son had a crush on her.
you said you fapped to Link. I asked why, you said you wanted to be like Link. I said that's not what Link would do.
You're dumb
Cremia was already an adult when Link was a kid
I said it was link and zelda. What do you think link and zelda might do together alone in the woods?
This shouldn't be difficult to figure out.
yeah but they weren't alone in the woods, it was a drawing in a nintendo power book, which you should have just focused on Zelda..
Waiboo fags, you ruinned my trhead.
gamer alliance vs fedorafags and zionists win
Bashar al Assad and Goku teaming up with Putin and Link throwing bombs from airplanes. Just go full autism on this.
It was shit from the start because you're a dumb cunt
Meditation is for faggots who watch too much anime and shao-lin shit
also fuck off flaggot
sage
What the fuck man. Are you devoid of imagination? Has porn ruined you?
Did you ever read books or anything when you were young? You don't even really know what older people look like naked or how sex works so you have to imagine it.
I would just look at the girl and imagine her naked
You wouldn't even imagine what happens as you take her clothes off or even how it gets to that point?
In all seriousness I'm sorry about weeb fags.
Meditation is a great way to calm down, however I can honestly say that I've been extremely relaxed just through my son. I hope you have a family yourself to enjoy video games and make work worth it as well, user.
If true, Nintendo of Muttrica are really faggots.
no
That's some mad cringe, especially since Breath of the Wild is pretty trash. That being said this may be effective for teaching your children.
What I told my son was show that women are incapable of running societies by talking about how barren and empty the Gerudo town is, and also told him, and that they needed a strong masculine man (Link) to come in and stomp them. I used Sheik and Zelda to talk about gender differences and I used Malon to talk about how the father's approval is important and the need to continue your legacy with a woman who acts feminine.
>calls something cringe that's basically just a compilation of facts and trivia
>goes on to make such a lunatic post
Why not? Are you boring? You wouldn't think about how each piece of clothing goes together and it comes off and what happens next? What each new piece of the puzzle might be?
Is sex really that boring for you?
I means srsly are you just like
>LOL ITS A NAKED GIRL
and than crank away until you blow a load?
Spending half of the post defending the Gerudos and crossdressing is just terrible. I also find it amusing that this post goes super cringe and claims that Breath of the Wild is based because 88 exists.
Breath of the Wild was trash, that being said I highly recommend playing Ocarina of Time and playing through Twilight Princess to reinforce coverture.
most girls I've slept with take their clothes off for me
It doesn't defend Gerudos and you are cringe for being more invested in a video game war when all we care about are the subliminal messages. Back to /v/.
While you do what, just sit there? Watch TV? Do they also have to fluff you up?
meditation is for fucking hippies
Christians pray
sóy: the thread
prepare to insert my benis
What kind of preparation does that take?
That sounded creepy and gay.
holding my benis in my hand
kek
I use video games to reinforce messages all the time to my own child (planning more on the way) as well as my normie friends.
Saying "muh 88" and defending crossdressing isn't how you do it. Just don't play video games that your children shouldn't be involved in, like Breath of the Wild.
So you'd rather sit there with your dick in our hand and wait then take her clothes off?
Has porn ruined the youth this much?
You sound dangerous.
>Dangerous for not letting my own family become total degenerates and see shit that think that men can be women and vice versa.
This is why libertarians are so retarded. Any sort of restriction and they go apeshit.
usually takes them two seconds to take off their booty shorts
here: this is what I fapped to instead of nintendo power
e-hentai.org
libertarians are meta jews, of course if you deprive them from mindless hedonism they'll throw a fit
But even in that they're wearing complicated and seductive clothes. I'm talking about being like probably 10 or something like that. You're not thinking
>welp I've seen that before
>get that shit off and lets get to it
I'm talking about imagination.
I imagine I'm fucking her..not Link
You sound like a fucking heretic.
There's no "meditation" in Christianity. Go be a faggot jedi somewhere else.
based Mexican. They are jews that ignore themselves
But I wasn't imagining having sex with link. I said I wanted to be like link. I don't know how you would have thought the exact opposite.
>Nigger fanatic that ignores that praying = meditating.
why did you say he was hot? baka desu gay ass nigga
I mean, how would you even imagine that? I'm hiding behind a bush in the woods and all of a sudden I jump out and start ravaging link's ass while zelda screams and doesn't know what to do?
You really have a terrible imagination.
Gee I don't know why do people have naked statues of men and great myths and legends to aspire to?
I think meditation is effective for men who have time to spare and suffer from boredom. However, the major issue is that if you are bored then you are doing something wrong as a man.
If you are constantly busy and working you won't have any need to search for yourself.
Last time I checked the holy Trinity was, you know, fucking 3 of anything to daft twat. Plus he took 6 days to make the world and Sunday took off to drink beer and watch football.
prayer and meditation are two different practices
with prayer you hope to bring something about or to at least set about a feeling of gratitude
esoteric meditation that was practiced in medieval times was used to "kindle the spark of god within the soul" although it has been long since anyone has prayed in that manner
meditation seeks to quiet the mind at least the very first step of meditation is that one
but this thread was detracted by /v/aggots and what could've been an interesting thread is just another sóy war
It's insane how people's mentalities work. I thought this board was about getting rid of degeneracy and only using tools to further your agenda, not making excuses for promoting disgusting stuff.
To be fair, I think this is mostly just /v/ fags.
I think that prayers are a more advanced and profound form of meditation.
Yes it has.
it really depends on how you decide to work prayers
some people pray for a desired outcome and this really just turns religion into some sort of spiritual welfare ie you pray for an A in your exam, rather than studying your ass off for it
other types of prayers are mindlessly recited but can still bring a pious mood about into yourself (ie the lord's prayer)
i personally believe that the medieval christians that prayed to ignite the "spark" within themselves were using the highest form of prayer though, but i really don't know what that means yet or how to pray in that manner myself
Medieval Christians like King Arthur and Merlin blended Paganism with Christianity.
Sounds the most based.
I'm beginning to think so the way people always go on about nofap and noporn and say they thought everybody has a monster cock or that you'd even necessarily want one.
they injected fat into their dick/got surgery. I figured that out right away. Furthermore, it's sexy if she takes her clothes off for you.
Does listening to Kanye's 7 song albums count?
Nah strip shows are cool. It's just that when I was a kid strip shows weren't something you'd have ever seen. That's stuff for adults, not a boy where the closest thing to porn you have is the idea of two more-developed basically and hero figures all done up to show off the human form in a nintendo magazine and your mind has to go on from there.
nahhhh
Yeah, what did you figured out how to fap? Such a chad you were doing panty raids in the locker room and they'd just start doing strip teases for you?
no, that was later when I started hooking up. we got into bed and i was about to start fingering her and she just pulled down her shorts and said "Do what you want." Since then it became my new fetish.
But I was talking about earlier than that, not after you're that far in to messing around. You know, young formative stuff where you don't even really know what you're doing or why it feels good.
lol when I was old enough to fap I looked at hentai
Yeah, we didn't have hentai back when the legend of zelda came out. I don't even know what I would have done if there were hentai. That would have made my mind explode.
All I was really commenting on is how they took a male role model (link) and twisted the abstract messaging into almost like fetish stuff. So if you think about that from the angle of psychological development, it's weird for what used to just be an example male get increasingly sexualized and femanized and draged through all these dark sides and whatever.
fucking legalist.
kek. based leaf.
Kek is for based Jow Forumsiticians like Trump, who we support; Moloch is for Hillary and Antifa. You're the worst shill ever. Educate yourself please.
sunday is a deception of the catholic church, sabbath is the proper day of worship.
I knew it! Link is Jeebus!