Things you can say to your congressman but not your gf

>Things you can say to your congressman but not your gf

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Stop using money on stupid shit you fucking retard.

You're a Hypocrite and a Whore.

i wish you were biologically female

Stop taking my money or I'll kick you out.

You exist.

You're really fucking up the kids with your bullshit.

>You're a fucking white male!

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fpbp

So which airport has the best bathrooms for having sex in?
> hope gf doesn't have an answer

The feels.
You're fucking a white male.

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The feels are real mate.

"i'll suck your dick in that truckstop bathroom for 20 bucks"

fpbp

Thanks for having my best interests in mind.

I'm cheating on my gf

Stop runing my life

Too real

Get these niggers out of here

can’t wait 'til you’re replaced

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wish you were dead

want to play dominos on pizza or pasta?

"No one fucks me the way you do."

jew

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top kek

I'll give you 20 dollars to suck my cock

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can you stop fucking me in the ass?

Wrong

Kek

Hahhhh

It's time to discuss term limits.

“...So then I sent a pic to an underage girl”

Just look at this crowd!

Did you just assume your girlfriends's gender?

Can you shut up and do something productive already