Be honest (also roll)

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Sarah pulled into the drive two hours earlier than normal and shut off her little blue two door car. A water pipe had busted at the university and the rest of her classes were cancelled. With the extra time she had today, she was hoping to get her mom to go to the park with her. Just anything to get her out of the house, which she had rarely done since her divorce.

Maybe, Sarah hoped, they would run into a divorce guy who would ask her mother out on a date. Sarah knew her mom was strikingly beautiful, a comple MILF as her old boyfriend had joked. Sarah who had experimented with girls before, hoped she looked as good as her mom when she was her age, some 20 years older. Her mother's yoga and jogging had kept her in great shape and Sarah would find herself staring at her mother's body when she did yoga in front of the TV.

On days Sarah was home, her mother would usually take a short nap around this time so Sarah quietly unlocked the front door and softly closed it behind her. She did not want to startle her mother awake with any loud noise, as it would set off her mother's PTSD from being a 9/11 survivor. It was one of the many reasons for her mother's divorce.

Sarah placed her things on the couch and went down the hall to gently, softly wake her mother. As she approached the door, open only an inch or so, she caught the sound of a moan. It was female, but it didn't sound like her mother's honey-dripped voice. To Sarah, it sounded like her Aunt Cathy, her mom's younger sister, who live 2 blocks away. The moan came again as Sarah froze in the hallway, curious but not willing to make a noise to disturb whatever was going on. She the heard her mother's distinctive giggle, followed by a 'click' and mechanical buzzing.

I really, really want to put my dick in Talyor Swift's pussy

girls like RAF make me so fucking chubby
>rollen

Taylor

roll

i'm okay with this outcome 48 is a cutie too

roll

The only celeb I "orbit" is Asuka from the WWE.

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OP is a fag.

Rollinh

roll

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Roll, nigger

Murdoch-Chan is for me

Roll

after all the ugly bitches in my pic yes i am, no shit sherlock.

Roll em

no tranny

roll

RRRRRROOOOLLLLLLLLL

who

Hmm

Rageafterstorm I win

roll

None of these women are attractive and the only people who'd enjoy them are the same people who enjoy footjobs, a disgusting activity.

I'd buttslam Laci Green though.

Kek, rolling

Roll

Plz no trap

roll

Based

please love me taytay

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Why not

roll

gime da poosy b0ss

who the fuk is this ugly bitch

rerolling

what the fuck?

ROLL

unluckiest man alive

yeah i see no ones addressing my questions?

which ones do you stan and how many are trannies?

GARBAGE THREAD

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shut up poland

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Ok but kill muslims pls

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Niggas iffy, uh, Blicky got the stiffy, uh

Please let me get Tay or Murdoch Chan.

Fugg time to an hero.

rollin' in the sun

Rolling for tay tay

Oh shit. You can't lose.

roll

begone

traps are gay but I’m not, reroll

Ok, I guess I actually did lose.

What is a Seruturg? Sounds like the liquid biohazard waste from a surgical procedure.

rerell

shut. UP. POLAND you lazy fucks

Tay Tay is mine

Who tf are all these people

you are now, dick rider

Roll!

Fuckyar best Boxxy

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Roooooll

roll

Roll for Ivanka

lul neck urself nigger

Roll

Great, I got the Jew.

Goddamn it.

rollan

R011

of course i get the stoned yard ape quadroon

Literally who

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Ivanka is married to a jew and will have jew kids

No roll you left mine off the list

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brolin

Hoping for Blaire

Rolll

Rollololol

rol

Those tits.

kek none of them.

roll

>no rageafterstorm
dropped

rolling

Roll

I always liked Nicole Arbour

I have no idea who most of those people are. I want Tay to sing her favorite Def Leppard songs in my ear as I go to sleep.

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ro.lling for eva. god bless

praying for palindrome

Slide

Marry Boxxy, fuck Lauren Rose
Literally beat the shit out of Tila Tequila, but convince her it was some super kinky sex act

watch this

Rolling for the trad-iest

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literally who?

Roll

Rolling for the chan

these threads are always low effort but i always participate

I wanna fucking die

if i dont get doobs, im killing myself

MEGA MILK

Honestly i don't orbit any, i watched a few Sinead vids before she was purged from the internet though. Rollan.