PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - STOP DENYING ME TUCK TIME EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
promiseskept.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Winning is Winning 8/9/18
youtu.be/nIKdIvWZqMI
>Pres Trump Roundtable on Prison Reform in NJ 8/9/18
youtu.be/NWtwbYLhji0
>VP Pence Announcement on Creation of US Space Force 8/9/18
c-span.org/video/?449656-1/
>VP Pence Greeted by DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis @Pentagon 8/9/18
youtu.be/iClPMrJ7lYU
>AG Sessions on Law Enforcement in Macon GA 8/9/18
youtu.be/gco5YVP-nlk
>CBP New Chief Provost 8/9/18
pscp.tv/w/1OdKrpeOOROJX
>ActAsstSoS Kaidanow on Arms Transfer Policies 8/9/18
c-span.org/video/?449570-1/
>Mooch on FoxNews 8/9/18
youtu.be/R3RtwQivsEI
>Judge Kavanaugh's Former Clerks talk about him 8/9/18
c-span.org/video/?449526-1/
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 8/9/18
youtu.be/fqdQpbqQgh8
>DoDVideo: Space Force Announcement 8/9/18
youtu.be/khJ4jDF7IB0
>VP Pence stumps for GOP in MI 8/8/18
youtu.be/GSOLyKOaOww
>Giuliani on Hannity 8/8/18
youtu.be/u7YxgGnYkcc
>VP Pence @Industrial Welders&Machinists Co in Duluth MN 8/8/18
youtu.be/FYTcE0TZiEA
>VP Pence greets supporters in Duluth MN 8/8/18
youtu.be/-iiT53lRCwo
>SoS Pompeo meets w/Egypt FM Shoukry 8/8/18
youtu.be/sw3t7xpDvEQ
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Yemen 8/8/18
youtu.be/DoUGUNjfhHU
>UNAmb Haley @Venezuela/Colombia Border 8/8/18
youtu.be/mchWaQRq288

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MAGA

>there's already a split

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I want to rim Lou Dobbs

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MAGA

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Did they declare OH12 yet?

MAGA

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>this passes for white in the UK

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errybody playing monster hunter and watching NFL preseason buddy

TrumpOP,
*vid swap consideration: WH ver has very clean and sharp video quality
>Pres Trump Roundtable on Prison Reform in NJ 8/9/18
youtu.be/EwUrifkn674

ey, any news on the airplane that took a bunch of documents from little rock?

The only good platelet is a MILF platelet

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this is rightful thread.
IDs of last thread's OP and next thread link being the same.

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That's your standard English mong. Go to the midlands and that's how they look

K

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sessions is destroying evidence

>the other made by leaf
>around 240
Nah

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to everyone complaining about thread quality..

(you) are literally responsible for that

that's Jow Forums

welcome

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Anybody else hear AJ's voice when styn was talking to that bird about Cortez? Must've been using his images

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AWOO~

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Looks Slavic.

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It's a feature not a bug

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Let me simplify this for you morons here...


We are many trillions in debt. Under Trump we are more in debt than ever in our history. We have ZERO money. Only fucking debt.


For him to make some bullshit space force costing billions of dollars is reckless.


Deputy Defense Secretary Patrick Shanahan on Thursday said Pentagon officials do not yet know how much it will cost to establish President Trump's desired "Space Force" but assume it would cost "billions."
"We have not done cost estimation yet," Shanahan told reporters at the Pentagon, adding that he expects he won't have a more concrete number until November.

This is bullshit. Do you like debt, motherfuckers? Trump is giving us shitloads of it. We will never be able to pay it off now.

Thanks for ruining our country, dumbfucks.

*made around 240

That's a Jew.

can anyone tell me why somalis are always out wandering around late at night? as in mothers and children walking down the side of the road at 11pm. do they refuse to recognize western time zones or something?

gotta wonder if he's doing anything legitimate to help puerto rico

man remember when trump was a bannon puppet?

KEK. That makes sense.
I will have to lurk for another surprised reaction image. Somebody called me gay for using the Richard Spencer one.

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i want Lou Dobbs to rim you.

You can't just do this, Xi. I mean it's 2018, come on

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If I made an online shop selling maga helmets and thicc flag poles, would you faggots buy?

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that's really cool

i like weird awoos

no

/ptg/ I am so embarrassed
>get promated to manager at the hardware store i work at
>gm invites me to his home for a bbq with him and his wife
>"bring a guest if you want" he says
>he says to arrive at 5, get there 15 minutes early, want to make a good impression
>"oh hey user, i was just about to bring out the steaks. have a seat on the patio"
>"sounds good. oh, my date is in traffic, she will be here soon"
>his wife walks by in short white shorts and a tight shirt
>stomach rumbles
>"how do you want your steak done, user?"
>"uh, medium"
>"ok..."
>crack open bear from the cooler i brought with me
>"want one sir?" i say
>"no, i don't drink, but you enjoy yourself"
>drink the beer
>"i guess your date will be driving tonight?"
>feel a sting around my belly button, stomach rumbles
>"yeah, she wi-"
>release liquid shit through mesh chair i am sitting on
>get up and leave, without a word
>have work tomorrow

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OH NO NO NO

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No, thread quality can be improved if people enforce very basic standards like not spacong your stupid posts out like an idiot or shouting down criticism of extremely low quality posting and ideas.

>It's a living hell, being lonely

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>vivek murphy
Blah blah blah stale Morrowind memes.

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Thank you user.

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Just cut money from other shit. Isn't there like 3 million public servants employed by DC?

Where was your essay when Obama add 10 trillion in 8 years, the sum of all the other existent Presidents combined?

It's ok guys, CNN fact checked Twitter's claim that AJ didn't violate their rules.

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ANN NO

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They don't have cars

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>can't resist to put woman first in the sentence despite it breaking the flow

wew

that's great! a fiscally responsible liberal, we don't see many of those around these parts

but have you considered that space travel might be extremely profitable?

what is the melt value of one (1) rare-metal rich asteroid?

the number is so gigantic that it could ruin markets and economies

there are resources out there

I know he's on holiday, but look, I know Tucker Carlson. He is the son of a US Ambassador and heir to the Swanson Food fortune. He grew up in San Francisco, then attended a boarding school in Rhode Island that costs $51,000 year, then blueblood Trinity College in Connecticut where he was recruited by the CIA to be a spy. He is a classic old money elitist and a total arrogant snob. He just knows how to stir up anger and resentment in you maga "flyover folk" low watt losers because he looks down his nose at you all more than anyone else. It's frankly flat out hilarious that he, of all the filthy rich coastal media elites on tv, accuses anyone of upper class elitism.

Tucker was born with the silveriest of silver spoons, has to credit everything he has to his parents and grandparents, lives in a $4 million house in the lefty elite D.C. neighborhood, owns another compound in Maine, sends his kids to the most exclusive boarding schools on the East Coast, including the oh-so-exclusive Winter Term in Switzerland that costs more than $65,000 for 3 months on top of $51,000 annual tuition. No one is less a man of the people or the one to be pointing fingers at folks who supposedly look down on uneducated whites in middle America than Carlson.

...

No, you fucking caveman fuck.
We need public sector employees. Without them social services would collapse you piece of fucking shit. Stupid fucking conservashits, everyone.

Now I regret expanding that image.

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Is it?

Drug dealing, Haitians here do the same shit

It's hot, /ptg/.

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>America’s grown more diverse
>more technologically advanced
>more electronically connected
>has more international trade
>more educational institutions
>people have more legal autonomy than ever before
>more wealth than ever before
>people are more wealthy than at any time in history

And yet the whole world’s at its most miserable ever. The Mongol conquests were a happier time. Gosh, don’t you think your average normie might make a connection between “progress” and being miserable and lonely?

>watching chimpball in current year

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How does that belong on /out/?

Oohh nice b8

This is what happens when a white man has children with his white sister, then those children have sex with each other, then that last generation of children produces this

twitter.com/AnnCoulter/status/1027682092283580416

holy fuck
it's real

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Over 100 for me. Going stir-crazy, haven't left the house in 4 days.

dont blacks generally hate gay people? i dont see how this is a good idea

Point me to the technology to gather those far away resources, and then bring them back to Earth.... Go ahead, money bags....

Fuck off poorfag, I do similar for my grandkids.

>Be American
>Wake up
>Roll my 400lb American body out of bed
>Admire myself in the mirror
>"Oh yeah, all-American man"
>Stomach rumbles
>"I haven't eaten in nearly 40 minutes!"
>This won't do
>Waddle to my car, making sure to make prolonged eye contact with the neighbour's 14-year-old daughter
>She wants me
>Flop into car
>Suspension creaks underneath my American-made physique
>japanesepieceofshit.jpg
>Speed to the local mart
>Grab the last mobility scooter
>The smell of feces wafts my face like a cool summer breeze as the automatic doors open
>In my excitement, my stomach rumbles once again
>I begin sharting
>As the scooter rolls forward to the frozen pizzas a thin, brown trail follows me
>The glorious smell of the double chocolate chili dogs fills the aisles
>My fellow Americans breathe deep
>My eyes fill
>I have contributed to our great national passtime
>Everyone recites the Pledge of Allegiance
>"I shart allegiance to the Fart of the United Shits of America, and to the Mart for which it stands, one Asscrack under God, unwipeable, with stink and stains for all."
>A man in a shart-stained suit runs up to me
>Hands me a contract for Major League Sharting
>"Kid, you're gonna be a star! A brown star!
>My bowels fully release
>Everyone applauds
>Finally, I have achieved the American Dream

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They tried so hard to make this another Katrina and I don't even remember the storm's name.

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you know, the real money is going to be in FINDING those rare-metal asteroids in the first place

we need to develop better detection methods so we know where to go

SENSORS ARE DOWN CAPTAIN! WE'RE FLYING BLIND!

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I'll watch the Packers until they don't play anymore

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>more electronically connected

That one is the key to the misery. All the rest of the problems would be out of sight/out of mind for the vast majority of humanity

Not an argument.

Most blacks can't read the intersectional memo.

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Shes trying to martyr herself
dis gon b gud

He's not wrong

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Holy fuck I love Ann. No wonder they want to Shoah everyone, fence-sitters and cuckservatives are on the verge of going ultra(civ)nationalist or ethnonationalist.

Would race mix with

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one asteroid will pay for the development of those technologies. in addition to extending our knowledge of the universe and opening up new habitable spaces. If we stopped social spending and instead spent it on space research, we'd be a stones throw away from capturing one, right now.

We made an awful short term decision decades ago. it's beyond folly to double down on it.

What am I seeing here?

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Do we need martyrs to win?

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The debt can't be repaid. Mathematically impossible. We might as well lasso some asteroids to drop on Israel and the Federal Reserve.

the tuck did this twice in a row. july and august
why for thou tucketh me?

Black people don’t like overtly gay shit. Black people loath displays of weakness.

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that's what we are spending the money on!

isn't it great?

we finally get a republican administration to spend some money on something other than war and its SPACE WAR

i'd be angry if i wasn't so fucking happy

how does that greentext belong in /ptg/
or even Jow Forums?

Wrong, you fiscally irresponsible shithead.
There is NO way to mine objects in space, and then return the tons of mined material back to Earth. NO WAY.
It makes ZERO sense to throw away billions at this lost cause when there are starving kids in the mountains of Appalachia.

Jimmy Dore just brought up Tony Podesta and the Podesta Group on Rogan lmao

looks like the packers are on the sidelines this year

>Shes trying to martyr herself
WITNESSED!

Ann Redemption Arc?