FIRST BRAZILIAN PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS DEBATE STARTING IN 20 MINUTES (PORTUGUESE ONLY)

Awesome idea, terrible leadership. None of them supports it.

manuela d'avila has a sister.

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This is my world cup, I waited 4 years for the election. How I missed the memes and the debates. Our country is never funnier and more anarchic than in election year.

Reminder this debate will be moderated by a literal Jew (Boechat).

Makes me think about when racemixing wasn't as common in Rio.

Google search interest graph
Purple is /ourguy/

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Wait what? why him?
dropped

Actually, he's from São Paulo.

Retard.

Bolsonaro dominates the internet

I just know of Bolsonaro because I’m a jiujitsu nerd. Renzo and Royce of pro Bolsonaro stuff on their IG.

> low energy alckmin
> kek

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Damn, it's actually true. Good, good. Even so.
Those were the days.

just watched the globo news interview, jesus christ that was a fucking massacre

Marina is like a female JEB!, extremely low energy

>Meirelles

follow the debate trends here bros
trends.google.com/trends/story/US_cu_jtJU3GQBAAC-jM_en

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Boechat is a cool jew, even though he also controls the media. I just like that he shits on Boulos every opportunity he has. Maybe he realises he cant parasite our nation if communism destroys it

Stream
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tfw this is probably the best information you will ever get about Brazil presidential candidates.

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Which of these hates Trump the most and blames USA for Brazil's problems?

>Turn on Band
>Show da Fé is now on

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STATS

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Probably Ciro (third from left), he loves Chyna.

FUCK NOW I WANT BOLSONARO SAYING
>she is a mess
KEK PLEASE MAKE IT HAPPEN

So it begins...
The greatest happening of the year.

Do you even internet bro?

Watch it on youtube.
How you gonna tweet and Jow Forums if youre not online?

Chances are that he won't even acknowledge her, it's all about Bolsonaro x Alckmin with Ciro as the comedy relief.

LOW ENERGY
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>he loves Chyna.
She's been dead for years Paolo.

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Boulos (guy with the beard).

Who here watching the prerecorded lula """debate""" on youtube?

rofl bolsonaro is just siting there like trump when he first came to the white house

>lula was invited
literally what the fuck

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They are obliged by the justice to do it since he technically wasn't impugned yet.

i really hate the way brazilian debates work, its so slow and controlled and boring

I like this Dias guy already as he speaks. Go Hue Bernie Sanders!!

>first let me tell you the story of my life
never gonna make it

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>candidate already dodging the question

jesus christ i wont lie im nervous and scared for our guy

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he's not like Bernie, Bernie would vote for Ciro

Alvaro is a former PSDB membe and basically Alckmin 2.0, equally as low-energy but less corrupt

fucking lmao

>Dias talking about his life and didn't even answer the question
kek

nice 200 word essay

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CABO IS BASED LMAO

>daciolo

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please mods ban these threads

Ok mI just changed my vote. I'm voting Daciolo.

>picking a fight with everyone at the start
dumb move

>daciolo was invited
>amoedo wasnt
lolbertarians btfo

who?

Lmao the evangelical candidate started by praising God and criticizing the other candidates, this debate is going to be prime meme material

LOW-ENERGY ALVARO

>be daciolo
>complain about alvaro not answering shit
>doesnt answer shit

Energy levels are critical

Hopefully bolsonaro will joke about him not being able to arrive in time for the debate.

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why? it's actually politics for once

dude, Daciolo is crazy as fuck

he was elected by PSOL and propposed an amendment to change the constitution to "All power proceeds from God, which exercises it directly and by the people and their representatives"

He walked around control to "expel the demons" there and called Alckmin and Temer Satan-filled

>Alckmin
>Marina

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>implying they aren't all corrupt and any of this matters

Lowest energy speaking right now

>called Alckmin and Temer Satan-filled
well they are jews so he isn't wrong

CABO DACYOLY, GLORY TO JESUS CHRIST!!!

> marina: to do this, you gotta do this, then this, which is prequisite to this.

hue.

Marina just admitted she only shows up every 4 years, and now she's already whining about muh poor childhood

BASED

HOLY SHIT I FUCKING HATE MARINA

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pocketnaro
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Amoedo Supports

>no Prince Filipe as Bolsonaro vice

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>Dacyoly
That's his trans name

YOU ELECTED DILMA
HOW DUMB ARE YOU

Bolsonaro is drugged or something?
He seems to quiet. Is it a trick?

ETA on shitflinging?

That's the power of gibsmedats

>candidates just giving their canned introductions
RIP questions

he's nervous, nigga never went to the debates

Our guy

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that movement is a civic nationalist joke, any actual natsocs(or anything resembling that) are public enemy number 1. Also, our cities are completely pozzed, mutts abound, the only white majority places left are some rural communities. The last time it made sense to talk of separatism was the 70s/80s.

>Boulos sucking squid cock

is bolsonaro a lizard? he keeps licking his lips

>MUH LULA
KEK so much for PSOL being alt-left

what the fuck is this nigga on?

Boulos doing his thing.

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It's sad.

Can Boulos please kill himself?

I WANT TO PUKE LOOKING AT BOULOS SHIT FUCK

I always thought you guys were some kind of banana republic pseudo dictatorship. Wasn't there a coup attempt a couple years ago at the HUE capitol building?

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comunism

pic related is álvaro dias
also reminder that marina is a faxineira de senzala

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That was Venezuela.

PSOL is as lib-left as it gets