Dreams do come true

They made the gunslinger black and he didn’t hold his gun sideways.

In all seriousness though that movie was doomed from the start. Most Stephen King works can’t be fit into a 2 hour movie. Dark Tower or the Stand needs to be a 10 hour miniseries at minimum.

henry cavill deserves it

if they make Bond a nigger I’m never giving these hollywood kikes any shekels again

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That’s part of why it was ruined. I agree.

>Imagine a black Bond on a mission in Russia. He'd get shot by the time he leaves the airport, and that's before they even realize he's a spy.

lol

It's obvious they're going to make him the new Bond, it's also obvious his love interest isn't going to be black but either a blonde or redheaded woman. Jew hate redheads especially for some reason.

>Imagine a black Bond on a mission in Russia. He'd get shot by the time he leaves the airport, and that's before they even realize he's a spy.

Kek. They'd finish the movie before the opening credits. In keeping with the diversity them, instead of Black Bond getting shot by Russians, have him killed by some Chechen or Georgian gang members.

I liked him in The Wire

James Bond? Black? Sorry, but never going to happen.

Even the real person, Ian Fleming, that James Bond was based off of was WHITE.

This is the REAL James Bond. Keep dreaming UK

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Nah, I think Michael WIlson is too much of a Nazi to accept it.

And Flemming wrote Bond specifically to be Scottish and Swiss French.

Kek'd

It should be John Boyega. at least he can act.

That isn't a picture of Sean Connery

Why don't we just go to the local zoo and hire the gorilla as the next Bond in that case?

Man fuck this gay earth. Do they have to pervert every white icon there ever was and will be?

why do they have to ride white coattails?
why the fuck don't they take some nigger secret agency on its own
fuck those kikes

if nigger 007 - never watchin
(((niggers))) ruin everything

You know what we need? A new retelling of the story of Moses with Idris Elba portraying the biblical character.

>Dreams do come true.

I'll have an Olde English 800 40oz. in a paper bag, shaken, not stirred. Gibs me dat white wimminz as well.

>It should be John Boyega. at least he can act.
Are you under 18?
You sound like you're under 18

>he'll be 50 by the time the next movie get's made
>he'll be fucking 50 already by his first movie

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i didnt think this was so bad until i heard theyre changing Q to N

That isn't a picture of Timothy Dalton.

coz its impossible to even try to launch nigger character without tieing it to already existing white plotted character.

niggers are nothing without us and (((they))) know it

(((they))) are also nothing without us

we literally allow everyone to ride our backs... kinda cucked

Jow Forums predicted this

>Why don't we just go to the local zoo and hire the gorilla as the next Bond in that case?
They can stretch it pretty far as far as casting goes, but a female Bond is one step too far I think.

Besides, Leslie's got a voice to do in' The Angry Birds Movie 2', she's too busy anyway.

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Nood. Bix Nood.

He actually would not be bad. It’s sad how the left has ruined marketable POC actors and entertainers.

have you seen the op's pic they are

I don't think he'll be as good as Craig, but I think he could pull off the role, the only issue is that he's too old for the role, I think he could do maybe 2, 3 movies max

also

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>Imagine a black Bond on a mission in Russia.
Nope. Here's the story: Black bond infiltrates America to find a Russian spy masquerading as the president. He finds allies in the Hood, with Obama and a Shaun King Jew, who help him assassinate the president. He fucks all the white women and they are depicted as pregnant but he leaves them because he's black

We all know it was going to happen, its the UK after all.

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>He actually would not be bad.

It would be terrible. Blacks can't do suave and sophisticated. It's simply impossible for them. At best, it would be unintentionally comedic. At worst, it would be completely embarrassing and cringe-inducing.

Fuck yeah

I'm not opposed to a black 007 but Indris Elba fucking sucks. I've never seen him in anything where I thought "wow amazing performance".

QUINTESSENTIALLY

Does that guy look like he can conquer a woman with just a smile ?

charisma is 0

it'll show his cock. screencap this

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idris wont make a good bond.
but he will make a good secret agent.

I'll pretend the producers actually have balls and are trying to develop a new ip with idris and aren't re-using the same ip for fear of failing if people dont recognize the name because they're making a substanceless action porn that is a mere mockery of the original.

And then i'll happily accept my two hour generic action porn starring idris elba as a b movie with an abnormally large budget instead of being eternally triggered at hollywood for being a bunch of pussies.

shit on a plate

Why was Skyfall the best Bond movie, Jow Forums?

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And the headlines will talk about the neo-Nazi man babies struck again instead of being due to their concerted campaign of blackwashing away every single White male hero.

They might even cite this thread.

Because it's the only one you've seen

Boring. View to a Kill is my favorite

Kinda reminds me of the whole 'donald glover would make a perfect Peter Parker' thing a few years ago
The worst part being there are black superheroes to be played (but most aren't that popular so we should give popular white heroes to black people because reasons)
At least now that have Black Panter

Doubt it. The author of the books says he objects to it. Also the majority of bond viewers are white so they are just alienating their own fan base. That being said Cavill is the perfect candidate for the next bond.

Stop

He’s a good actor but would be terrible for the role.

>Cavill
Ideal

I like Daniel Craig...

lmao /tv/ memes coming to life. clive owen is the only reasonable choice

He wouldve been good they need someone younger though.

It should be 1st millenial Bond, fuck niggers

Stringer bell is fucking based and I don't care what any of you think

Of course (((they))) are

You're too, as sad as it is. Faggot capital of the world

Is James Bond series produced in Hollywood?

Good. Maybe they can explain why the fuck James Bond sometimes has blue eyes, others brown and sometimes blonde hair sometimes brown or even black.

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It'll be a financial disaster if they cast him.

Fucking this. Wish he could be in all movies

Why make Bond a black? Blacks are just as commonplace as whites. Make him a mongolian shaman.

>Indian James Bond
my fucking sides

Not in the US.

Well then wtf with them making felix leihter a nigger in the daniel craig era?

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Because James Bond is the name thats given to agent 007.

You don't think he'd be telling people his real fucking name, now do you retard?

Thats not pierce morgan

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Well then why the fuck was 009 the same faggit after he defected?

Its poo, in the loo poo

>AY007

>Also the majority of bond viewers are white so they are just alienating their own fan base
That hasn't stopped them before.

Fine by me, he is a brit afterall.
Now if they tried to cast say the rock, or matt damon, I would be up in arms.
Also, the next Doctor Who is a woman. This does not bother me either, even tho Doctor Who has already been a woman as portrayed by Mia Kalifa. Great episode.

Yeah. Hollywood fucked it all up. Maybe for ever. If they had made one movie for each book, or maybe even 2 books, it would work. Maybe. But they tried to show all the connections in one movie. All surface shit, no depth. I'm not even a big Stephen King fan, but they really screwed up. Most king movies are kinda shit. The stand miniseries and the IT miniseries worked, because they made a 12 hour movie in each case. And still left out a lot. And those were adaptions of one novel, each. Most King films are made of his short stories, not epics. Shawshank is like 100 pages, green mile, Carrie, Darkside, sometimes they come back, Max overdrive, stand by me, apt pupil, all short stories. Pet semetary, the stand, and needful things are all okay I guess. Fuck it, they all suck. Whatever.
Black James bond works, but only if he totally drops the upper class charm, and acts like a Jamaican thug or black Muslim, to infiltrate ISIS or something. Bond went after super rich heads of industry, and his personality worked. It all changes the whole bond thing.
This will work if you see black bond in Africa, hanging out with boko harim, shouting "sauce. No ketchup, just sauce. Raw sauce. And it goes skettiiirititit, boom, pop pop pop, boom rata kakaka, brrrrrrata tap tap. Boom!"

There should be an Asian James Bond. His love interest and partner could be a black woman. Together they infiltrate the whitest nation on the planet (Iceland) to bring diversity and white guilt to the people who live there.

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chicka is a nigger

nigga, i be bond... jamterrious bond an sheeeeeit nigga.
>what would you like Mr. Bond?
Gimme a purple drank... and shake that shit yo

lolXD

That's right goy, spread those ass cheeks wide and receive that dark meat blessing.

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Not just russia, how can you be a nigger spy, you’d have to assume normal people relax around blax

I'm still waiting for the Martin Luther King movie staring Ryan Gosling.

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Why isnt James Bond a transexual f2m yet?

Nice

Oh stop you insuferable faggot.
Idris Elba is British, James Bond is British. Just because he has historically been played by a white guy, no where is it said he MUST be white. 007 is a code name given to an agent. Like I said, had it been an american, or even a woman in this case, whether british or not I would have issue with it.
Yes MOST blacks are niggers, but not all.
And timelords can obviously switch gender, its cannon. But again, Mia Kalifa was the first female doctor.
Anyway, if you arent a kike shill, then you are just sadly ignorant. Enjoy that, I hear it is bliss.

While funny, it would be kind of fucked up as MLK no matter how triffiling a nigger he was, he was black, and he did exist.

>if they ever decide to have another non-white Bond, they should go with an Indian
Designated Shitting Streets are Forever
Octopoosy
Brownfinger
Diarrhea Another Day
The Toilet Witch Who Loved Me
Live and Let Poo

>John Oogabooga
>act
That cunt ruins good IPs

Fuck off Nigger piece of shit, stop ruining the USA

GO BACK TO AFRICA YOU SCUM

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unfortunatelly it's not how it works anymore.

now all (((they))) have to do is roll the movies in as many movie-theatres as possible and it will get the revenues.

how do you think all these new faggot ass bullshit movies get 300+ mil in the first 2-3 weeks in profits? this Black Panther got over a billion worldwide while it was a piece of shit even by nigger standards.. even niggers were shitting on it

but (((they))) don't give a fuck. they just roll the movies in all theatres and gullible faggots will go and watch it even if the movie is shit. it's just how it is these days.. no one really cares anymore. they just go and watch. they pay their 15-30 dollars per ticket coz that is the status quo. that's what you are supposed to do. no one is questioning it.

the only reason some movies fail is because they are not being rolled in as many theatres as possible. i don't know the reasons for that but i assume that they can roll only as many movies as they can IN ALL theatres. there is just not enough space for all the movies to be rolled in all of the theatres.

in any case.. if the movie profits depended solely on public opinion then 99.9999% of movies would fail miserably

who the fuck in their right mind would even consider paying for a movie when literally all movies canbe watched RIPPED for free on the internet.

the only reason to watch a movie in a theatre is if such a movie is a master piece.. and there are simply none these days

i think 80s was the last decade when good movies were actually made. everything after was just a steady decline

>TL-TR (((they))) are controlling the minds of billions of faggots. if (((they))) don't make the profits - that's how (((they))) planned, not coz faggots didn't pay.

What? Lol
Are you even aware of what thread you are in?
Fuck up the U.S.A? For one, why do you care?
For two, what does a british man playing a british charecter created by a british man in a british movie, have to do with america? And I promise you faggot.
I am whiter than you. Have DNA test to prove. (Ancestry not 23, which is owned by kikes)

You should be fucking gassed

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