In her Majesty's Prison System

I save this Mosul for Austria at the bottom

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I'm unironically glad that we're currently not part of this leftist shithole. Our government is closing borders and mosques right now, deports rapefugees and even revokes citizenships from turks

Wait tell me this isn't happening...WHAT THE FUCK. I'm probably the biggest James Bond fan you'll meet. Read all the books (yes there are books). Bought the films all at least 3 times. I started watching those movies when I was like 7 and I've never stopped loving them and then this?!?!?!?

JAMES THE NIGGER? Can the someone confirm this shit for me.

Jesus Christ, I'd actually watch them if these were their names

A-user I'm so sorry...

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FUCK! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING MOTHER FUCKING FUCK WHAT THE FUCK!?

Well there goes another hobby stolen from me by the goddamn communists. Hilarious that cultural Marxists are making JAMES FUCKING BOND movies now. The irony is RICH.

If they can do this then Ryan Gosling should star as Malcolm X directed by Tom Hanks next year.

Ah, a return to the Bond movies that take 5+ years to recoup costs.

>Pre 1990 Bond: killing communists
>2018: AYO WHERA DA WHITE WYMMEN AT I HAVE A LOICENSE TO RACIAL REPARATIONS

news is he could be the next James Bond.
i've never been into any of those movies, but i could see him fitting nicely in that role.
the asswipes orgasming/rioting for/against a black taking the role is to be expected, and hopefully their will be casualties on both sides.

I hope they spend $400 million making James Bail Bond. The movie will tank in China.

More like Nig and Let Die, Part Infinity

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The real shit of it, I actually like Elba. Blackface Bond can still fuck off. There are other 00's in that fucking franchise and he could have played any of them. Literally any other previous Bond could show up for 15 seconds as Bond in a single scene, plaster that shit over the advertising, and it's still a Bond movie will all the name recognition the jews need for maximum shekel, but starring whoever the fuck they want in a completely new role, as a new character.

>James Post Bondage

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kys

James BLACKED

From KFC With Love
EBT Cards Are Forever
Baboonraker
The Man with the Stolen Gun

>Quantum of gibs

Man that made me laugh, fuck coffee everywhere.

>from Zimbabwe with Love

Coonraker

I even like this actor. But James Bond is a british (white if is needed to say that) spy with colonialist, racist, misogynist views.There is no James Bond without those traits.
James Bond is a symbol of a elite of a former empire that still maintains its posh and elitist habits and views.
You dont have to agree with it to admire the personae created by the writer and divulged for the whole world by the movies.
It cant be a black Bond, a female Bond, a SJW Bond. It just don't suit the role.

Moonraper

Wow my childhood hero ruined in a blink of an eye

The Man With The Golden Teeth Grills

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>Goldfinigger

>I actually like Elba. Blackface Bond can still fuck off. ... starring whoever the fuck they want in a completely new role, as a new character.
That would require a minimum of creativity. Hollywood isn't in to that.

Also, I would be completely opposed to a white Blade. Blade is a big, bad nigger. That's how it has to be. That's who the character is. They can call me all of the names they want, but I can't be shamed into liking something I don't like.

Golden Grill

>James Bail Bond
Underrated

>the names bomb, jamal bomb
>one fermented goat milk, shaken not stirred

>slowly drives into the distance in his piss yellow 1981 mercedes 300d with beaded seat covers

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I feel you fren

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I would be ok if it was called Jameis Bond Jackson and was a black satire film. Like shaft/meets Bruce Leroy kinda

from somalia with aids

Never Say Nigger Again

Octoroon

Niggre

TOP KEKKK

The spy who Blacked me.

damn he looks like a straight up chimp

dr. no formal education or employment prospects

If this happens it’s confirmed. Niggers are not intelligent or creative enough to make their own stories and characters.

>Gibs are Forever
>Live and Let Loot
>The Man with the Golden Grill
>GoldenTeef
>MoonCricket

>The names Bond, James Bond.

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Jaqunius Bond in...
>The Welfare is Not Enough
>IQ-Fall
>From Compton With Love
>A Snitch to Kill

From Rwanda with Leisures

>receive new mission
>rob Q for equipment
>jack car from m-1 motorway
>score coke
>get arrested
>dindoo7

K.E.K.

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/thread.

Kek.

>slowly drives into the distance in his piss yellow 1981 mercedes 300d with beaded seat covers
Implying that wouldn't be the hottest hipster shit out there.

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>Dr. No Father

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>Dr. No Useful Contribution To Society

holy shit

solid gold boys

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Dr. No I Dindu Nothing

The Man with the Golden Grill

It’s not even him being a black bond that grates me, it will be all the virtue signaling movie critics declaring, “GREATEST BOND EVAH ! Ian Fleming would be proud!”

>they bring back jaws, but he is played by the rock
how mad would you be?

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They wouldn't want to make """DWAYNE JOHNSON""" a villain, they tried that once and it didn't work. He's been sold as the PC manly-man because he's non-white and does goofy cuck shit like Ellen Degenerate Show.

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Daily reminder that Craig was a ripoff of Dalton who was said to play Bond too serious in the 80s Arnold camp era.

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Anime reigns supreme.

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>Skittles are Forever
>From Zimmerman With Love
>8ball
>The Cop Who Caught Me
>Bond 25 (to life)

>Oklahoma Thunderball
>Moonraper

>The Spy Who Robbed Me
>Never say, 'Work.'
>Doctor Sheeiit.

you only live twice, both will be shot by the cops.

Stole these from another user on a similar thread:

> Abort And Let Die
> Ghetto Royale
> The Cop Who Shot Me

>casino royale with cheese
>Goldenweave
>the spy who be love me

No shit, but I actually met Richard Kiel once. I was swimming with my family at a lake in the sierras in California. Apparently he retired up there not long before passing away in 2014. He was just chilling in a beach chair and I was maybe 16. Got to shake his hand and my little mitt disappeared while his reached all the way up to my forearm. I told him I was a huge fan of his work. At first he thought "Happy Gilmore" but then I told him "no as Jaws sir." That got a smile from him Perfect gentleman and all around great guy. I hope he's happy wherever he is now.

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Fly Another Day

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>From Zimbabwe with Inflation.

The Spy Who BLACKED Me

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Fucken spiced.

>Q is his parole officer who helps him remove his ankle bracelet so he can leave his house to catch the bad guy

>goldnigger

lol. Jesus this would be so funny if it wasn't actually a possibility. Does anyone think their feeling out the idea of casting a nigger? I mean they still need to make money and I doubt even he'd be stupid enough to be known as the nigger that killed James Bond.

>Bond 25 (to life)

kek

>from uganda with ebola

>BLACKEDopussy

>lynch and let die

Basketball

lynch and let die

>M is a MtF trans woman
>Q is paralzyed latina computer genius (undocumented)
>bond girl is a muslim Syrian refugee with a headscarf who never sleeps with bond because they're not married but all of their escapades involve being accompanied by her 43 year old brother because she must have a chaperone at all times
>America is the enemy and Bond has to assassinate a WHITE MALE to save the world

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I can't imagine that would please the sistas. Maybe there'll be a Becky that gets the monkeyshines, just to be brushed aside by a stronk African queen

>181772053
Brother!

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nice

Sucks that they didn't give Dalton more films. The Living Daylights is one of my favorite Bond films. His second one was very meh, but if you look at the production history of the film it really wasn't anyone's fault. They should've given him a proper 3rd film with a decent budget. Too bad.

This scene is still fucking epic. They'd CGI that shit nowadays.

youtube.com/watch?v=Qo1WkD59F_w

>the sleeping in during daylights
>the gibs is not enough
>nae nae another day

Dalton was good, definitely under rated.

Brosnan will always be my favourite though, he was Bond when I was growing up.

He could still play Bond IMO. I wish they'd at least give him a cameo role or something.

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>AIDSraker
>From Africa With AIDS
>AIDSball
>The AIDS Who Killed Me
>Dr. AIDS

Quantum of Solitary Confinement