PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - CROSSING THE SWAMP EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Winning is Winning 8/9/18
youtu.be/nIKdIvWZqMI
>Pres Trump Roundtable on Prison Reform in NJ 8/9/18
youtu.be/EwUrifkn674
>VP Pence Announcement on Creation of US Space Force 8/9/18
c-span.org/video/?449656-1/
>VP Pence Greeted by DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis @Pentagon 8/9/18
youtu.be/iClPMrJ7lYU
>AG Sessions on Law Enforcement in Macon GA 8/9/18
youtu.be/gco5YVP-nlk
>CBP New Chief Provost 8/9/18
pscp.tv/w/1OdKrpeOOROJX
>ActAsstSoS Kaidanow on Arms Transfer Policies 8/9/18
c-span.org/video/?449570-1/
>Mooch on FoxNews 8/9/18
youtu.be/R3RtwQivsEI
>Judge Kavanaugh's Former Clerks talk about him 8/9/18
c-span.org/video/?449526-1/
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 8/9/18
youtu.be/fqdQpbqQgh8
>DoDVideo: Space Force Announcement 8/9/18
youtu.be/khJ4jDF7IB0
>VP Pence stumps for GOP in MI 8/8/18
youtu.be/GSOLyKOaOww
>Giuliani on Hannity 8/8/18
youtu.be/u7YxgGnYkcc
>VP Pence @Industrial Welders&Machinists Co in Duluth MN 8/8/18
youtu.be/FYTcE0TZiEA
>VP Pence greets supporters in Duluth MN 8/8/18
youtu.be/-iiT53lRCwo
>SoS Pompeo meets w/Egypt FM Shoukry 8/8/18
youtu.be/sw3t7xpDvEQ
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Yemen 8/8/18
youtu.be/DoUGUNjfhHU
>UNAmb Haley @Venezuela/Colombia Border 8/8/18
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MAGA

ROWDY GOWDY LIVE AND JIM JORDAN CLEARED

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SPACE FORCE
Semper Fimbria

>wake up
>shower in some plastic-and-estrogen-enriched tap water
>get in my car and spend 3 hours in traffic driving to work half a mile away
>get screamed at in spanish by minorities for 9 hours straight
>spend 5 hours driving home during rushhour
>pull my snow shovel out of my trunk and clear a path through the ash to get to my door
>eat my Inn-n-Out burger, have to throw my shake away because plastic straws were outlawed so I have no way to drink it
>try to fall asleep but the light from the fires keep me up all night

Fucking California

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What ideas will you be giving the President?

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HELLO AWOO

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Boy it sure is boring around here.

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but white women love it

Great, now if he could name Rod Rosenstein as the man who put him up to it we could get this whole thing cleared up.

WHY DON'T THE CHINKS WANT THEIR ONIONS, /ptg/?!?!?!?!?!?

WHY DON'T THE CHINKS WANT THEIR ONIONS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Tired of winning yet?

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MAGA

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link?

Cool, they recanted. When do they go to jail for attempting to ruin someone's life?

this is it

the best trayvon meme ever created

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I wonder what Bannon is up to.

the same time that CNN and MSNBC and Huffpo write articles about this guy recanting

READ MARCUS AURELIUS

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africans are not happy in America, the fact that American prisons are over flowing with africans proves that they are not happy here; if they were happy, they would just obey the laws and get along nice and easy with everyone here, but they don't, they don't even try to do that.

Lots of africans have already gone back home to africa, and they love it there-- for the first time ever in their lives they feel at peace and at home.

africans have a right to return to africa, and no matter how much it might cost us to move them back home, we really owe it to them to help them get there.

Let them have their peace & prosperity in their natural homeland of africa.

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You a Canadian who recently moved to Stockton?

The Chinese government hasn't quite figured out this whole "middle class" thing yet and a substantial number of them don't realize they can't just fuck their economy over international prestige like their grandparents did.

As I said in the last thread: Worst and sloppiest defamation campaign ever.

>tfw just got my lease application approved and moving to Stockton, California in SEPTEMBER to start a new life in the US of A!

I finally got my dream job you guys! I can't fucking wait to move to America! Any of you lads want to meet up at the sports bar for a pint of craft next month? I'm gonna be a Yank!

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>Worst and sloppiest defamation campaign ever.
Yeah it was extremely contrived.

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Based. I wish him the best of luck and hope many people of colour move there to enjoy their life

For you.

Breamposting hours already???

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the US should take over a large area of africa, wall it off and send all their niggers there, let them start their own society and pay due taxes to the Trump Kingdom

>the fact that American prisons are over flowing with africans proves that they are not happy here
Counterpoint: Black people love going to jail, it's like when a white kid gets excited to go away to college, they get to meet new people, have lots of buttsex, and when they get out they have lots of new skills and respect from their communities.

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Hogg is supposedly trying to get into college.

Is it just me or is the Socialist Spic supposed to be David Hogg's replacement for national attention? He hasn't been very active, let alone getting any media attention lately.

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>Four billion.
That, according to a new study shared with CNBC by market research firm SimilarWeb, is how many monthly page visits Facebook has shed in a slow-drip but nevertheless huge decline over the last two years... Facebook losing such a large amount of traffic over the last few years is part of a broad realignment in the social media landscape that’s only going to continue, likely with surprising outcomes.
It’s also apparently creating buying opportunities.
In a blog post earlier this year, BTIG speculated that Twitter is going to be acquired at some point this year.bgr.com/2018/08/08/facebook-traffic-down-youtube-gaining-ground/

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ooʍ∀

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>Can't stop the movement if you cut the brake lines

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>Thomas Gage was the British Commander-in-Chief and military governor of Massachusetts, and he received orders on April 14, 1775 to disarm the local militias.

Reminder that when there are tyrannical forces, they always try to take your guns away.

It didn`t even last two months. The accusers chickened out and confessed just weeks after the story broke.
Clearly it wasn`t well planned. Just a move of desperation.

Sun Tzu weebs literally believe that fighting a war you have a chance of winning as an alternative to being subjugated and losing nationhood is a mistake because you have to take no risk if you are a good general. They literally believe war is easy mode and you have to be an idiot to lose.

>Didn't get flim-flammed

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>holding people responsible for false accusations
user be serious, there's not enough time to try all those women for being lying cunts

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SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
FORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCE!!!!


If you only knew how awesome things really are.

>"Due to its location within the inner parts of the Carina Nebula, Trumpler 14 is currently undergoing massive star formation...."

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trumpler_14#Members


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Mai boi, true peace is what a shitposter strives for!

Noone other than himself ever thought he was going to be anything beyond flavour of the month. Bill Maher and Chris Matthews basically used him for ratings and tossed him aside, perfectly well aware he was under the impression he was in line for a long career as a celeb

I hope so, at least she's got some milkers to look at

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>trying
how big of a fuck up do you have to be to not be able to get into college?

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>pic

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Gage was a particularly nasty lobster back...the English deserved everything we gave them..

We actually did that, it was called Liberia and it ended with a bunch of retarded ass wars and cannibalism. Also they had a warlord named General Butt Naked who practiced said cannibalism.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Butt_Naked

He wasn't supposed to be more than a 1 season character; sadly no one told him and he cashed in his future by not applying to a school he could get into. Like DeVry

it's not a nice world we get to live in when they can walk free after being the cuntiest of cunts

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Rowdy Gowdy

China doesn't have a 99.9% slave population anymore that wouldn't notice whether being a slave sucks 19% more this year because of some political maneuvering the government is doing. They have a middle class that notices when you try to do retarded shit like this.

user, we had vintage milkers from last thread that are more full than her pair of espresso shots.

>Home Alone 2.

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MAGA red wave

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didn't Lincoln want to send them to Liberia but got off'd before it could materialize?

>the best trayvon meme ever created

Somebody had a song on youtube called "Trayvon" sung in the style of Elton John's Levon, that still to this day is my favorite thing about the whole trial. Youtube pulled it for racism though and I can't find it anywhere

I don't think investing in space right now is a good idea. We need to cut back on spending in general. We're due for another recession soon at this rate.

(pic related)

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no

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ɹoʍpʎ ƃoʍpʎ

That's retarded we're on the greatest upswing any country has seen since Nazi Germany.

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>he didn't read meditations by the time he was 11
It's kind of weird that my dad trained me to be a strategist from when I was a toddler, but I appreciate it now.

He's not even at home in that movie

apparently to some of my contemporaries it was news to them that you could study for the SAT/ACT, even if you just learned the format of how the test was given

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>I think investing in progress is a bad idea
Of course you do.

>General Butt Naked
what clown world shit is this?

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No. You have to move now or the Chinks take control.

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True, kek. They should have changed the name.

I thought he had already given up on that idea before he died.

she isn't good looking. for me milkies get ruined if she has a busted face

>so terrible!
>gets rid of the security
>shootings skyrocket
>people afraid to attend school because of the gang violence
>school shuts downs
>blacks scream racism because they're being denied an education

You can't let the animals run the zoo

Not a nice world at all second worst, but Duke lacrosse was a major wake-up for a lot of guys and if you were smart changed your life accordingly to always ensure that shit can't rain down on you. These days it's best to simply protect yourself and have a good lawyer around for the counter suit.

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Racist.

reducing taxes while not reducing spending leads to recessions. it's a fact.

A few thousand were sent over and the navy was given orders to support them in whatever they wanted to do, as it turns out what they wanted to do was enslave all the native blacks and recreate the same plantation system they had just been freed from but with them as the massa. There still is a significant American descended black population, these are typically the middle and upper classes of the country.

The place that has the cheapest head of lettuce has the most expensive tomatoes.

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Kinda sad, guys.

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or you could just forego the 3D meme entirely

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He was fond of wearing clown wigs into battle yes
>Blahyi claimed to a South African Star reporter that he "met Satan regularly and talked to him" and that from age of 11 to 25 he took part in monthly human sacrifices.[11] In his account of a typical battle Blahyi claimed, "So, before leading my troops into battle, we would get drunk and drugged up, sacrifice a local teenager, drink the blood, then strip down to our shoes and go into battle wearing colorful wigs and carrying imaginary purses we'd looted from civilians. We'd slaughter anyone we saw, chop their heads off and use them as soccer balls. We were nude, fearless, drunk yet strategic. We killed hundreds of people--so many I lost count.

>tfw washington state 18 year old
>still lives with mom
>mom has been worried I've become a "racist republican"
>doesn't let me vote, takes all mail, voted for me
I'm too retarded to find where the deadlines are located so I don't know if im fucked

I said

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE FORRRRRRRRRRRRRCE

goddammit

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So how are we going to pay for this?

The Reagan Battalion is coming after us, guys.

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It's funny because black people are always like
>our schools have no school shootings!
well yeah it's hard to shoot up a concrete building with full surveillance, armed guards, and metal detectors.

Is Kobach going to win? Heard his margin has shrunk due to discrepancies in the tally and that his opponent asked him to recuse himself from being in the canvassing process.

I am a Russian bot.

We are a long way from exiling communists and general leftists to space, right?

Anyway someone could meme Trump like pic related but with people falling from space ship?

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holy fuck can you imagine what would happen if niggers found a way to use the power of moloch to their benefit like the jews?

that orange nigger is the swamp

after they reported it went down it went up again

>voted for me
That's very illegal.

I don't surrender.
So, good luck with that.

When is Trump going to tell American's about bigfoot?

We have a right to know

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How? What can I do that won't ruin my family kek