The only man capable of out-bantering Trump. Could he win 2020?

The only man capable of out-bantering Trump. Could he win 2020?

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No, non-whites are notoriously anti-Semitic.

It's actually why Dems don't run Jews as potential presidents.

no way he could compete
george w bush in 2007? maybe
trump in 2018? not a chance

Well his name is Stewart. Its not like its some Jew name like Liebowitz.

Do leafs wake up every day and make a conscious decision to be a faggot? Or is it natural and compulsive behavior?

He can win a bike lock to his skull. I ain't scared of probation, nigga.

>The only man capable of out-bantering Trump
trump already got btfo hard after his autistic all caps tweet.

are non-whites, dare I say it, /ourguys/?

It's absolutely suicidal for them to be pushing the White hate they've been pushing. They want to somehow end up ruling the world they've convinced to kill people who look like them.

i thought trump winning was going to put an end to the stupid popularity contest thing that the running for president in the usa is...

What made you think that?

Q-rating will be new norm as number one qualification for prospective presidents in the US.

My theory is Israel wants to bring the diaspora home, and destabilize other countries in the process.

He's turned in to an angry miserable psycho. He's not likeable anymore.

Besides the fact that he's one of the few people who recognized the retardation of both sides of the US political system in his day, and lived to tell about (still successful, well-liked, etc.), he has no interest whatsoever in wading into the cesspool.

I think it's kind of subconscious, like how when Americans wake up, they don't PLAN on getting shot, it just sort of happens.

What if Jon Stewart is the Republican nominee and trump has to run as a third party candidate?

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Not without 30 writers feeding him material

>stewarts literally 5'2"
>Little Johnie
OP can't be this stupid.

Dont start a central bank goy

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Jon’s takedown of Tucker Carlson on Crossfire is legend. So effective, it literally cost Tucker his job, and CNN simply Shut It Down. No one, ever, on TV has been BTFO harder that that. It was beautiful.

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people scared of voting in someone even worse and more unqualified than trump

It's not like non-whites don't have incredible jew-dar

Fuck, I wish

>ITT: 2007 Fantasies

You're almost 30, Ryan!

One of the most searing and apt political phrases was born from that exchange:

>Partisan hackery

I love it.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Stewart

>Jon Stewart (born Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz; November 28, 1962)

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nah he has a noticeably harder time with live guests, and hes a shadow of his former self

>Besides the fact that he's one of the few people who recognized the retardation of both sides of the US political system in his day, and lived to tell about (still successful, well-liked, etc.), he has no interest whatsoever in wading into the cesspool.
Go back and watch TDS when W was in office. He mostly makes fun of the media for being retarded. If he tried that today he’d end up making a case for Trump.

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The only reason anybody knows who he is: he realized that IX/XI didn't "work" before anyone else, that the public was not really hypnotized into patriotism, and started callng out Bush administration clowns before the rest of the media would. All his "triumphs," like the Cramer interview, were staged and scripted.

Total failure as a standup, only became successful because of the daily shows army of writers. Political comedy is the refuge of failed comedians

jew stewart? not a chance! better luck with a trannie faggot socialist

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People like him will never run. They prefer to sit back and criticize anyone and everyone, free from consequences or responsibilities, shitting on other people's choices and decisions while never making any. Because people like them are the most fragile and egomaniacal, more so than the accusations they throw at Trump. Because they can't shoulder the criticism. They can't bear to watch the consequences of their decisions paraded out and picked apart by everyone. They don't even have the capacity to learn, understand and weighing the consequences that go into making difficult decisions. No, they would prefer their late night talk show perches, squawking witty nothings to mindless parrots who can't think for themselves.

you wish for someone more unqualified?

He couldn't out debate Bill O'Riely with a team of writers.So no it it'll never happen.

Modern America has never elected a manlet as president, and they never will. Too bad, it’s the only thing holding back a huge rand win in 2024

He totally outdebated Bill O'Reilly. It was David Letterman who couldn't handle Bill.

But let's just take a moment to appreciate that there was a time when two icons of their respective political positions could take turns going on each others' shows and having a reasonably coherent debate. Those days are gone.

Are you literally autistic?
>that flag
oh, nevermind.

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thisStewart destroyed O'Reilly in the Rumble to Remember.

lmao remember that DC rally him and colbet did? Remember how he totally fucking locked up on stage and colbet had to carry him and feed him lines the whole fucking time? No bantz to be found for fucking miles.

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