>lives a life of complete privilege, never doing any physical labor his entire life >becomes a professor (paid by tax payers) teaching young impressionable minds Restorative Justice and Communism >cowardly hits unsuspecting Trump supporters in the head with heavy metal objects >does it 5 times in a row, even denting someone's helmet >it's obvious he wants to silence and terrorize Trump supporters >wears a mask >only caught because of pol, police would never have bothered to investigate >police raid his commie holdout, gets caught with magic mushrooms, no drug charges >they find more than enough evidence (bike locks, Antifa outfit, selfies on his phone) >charged with 5 counts of felony assault with a deadly weapon >anonymous donor pays his bail >gets free commie lawyer >violates bail conditions (on video) by protesting with Antifa, Judge doesn't care >media ignores his crimes, Rollingstone writes an article sympathetic to Clanton making him out to be the victim to evil nazi internet trolls cause Eric dindu nothin >case gets dragged out over a year with 9 continuations >fellow traveler DA drops all of his felony assault with a deadly weapon charges and reduces the main one to simple assault (that's lightly pushing someone) >only gets 3 years probation and $250 fine (compare this with Tommy Robinson), while his victim lost at least 20 IQ points and doesn't even realize he can sue Eric in civil court >becomes a hero to Antifa >gets all the free Antifa pussy he's ever wanted >gets to live out his fantasy of being a revolutionary fighting against the system that just saved him >his face gets put on shirts like Che Guevera >Hollywood makes a movie about his story and how he's the victim of a nazi hate campaign >set for life, has no problem finding another job in academia and returns to brainwashing dumbass college students
