If you could take over any weak country, which would you choose? How would you take it over?
My first pick would be South Sudan, for its obvious weaknesses. My second would be Iceland, for its obvious strengths and its vulnerabilities like its lack of population size. Plus there's no botflies or malaria or other shitty tropical plagues upon humanity.
If you could take over any weak country, which would you choose? How would you take it over?
James White
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Leo Sanders
Also I have a Facebook group called Sudancapistan if anyone wants to join and help larp-plot takeovers of various places.
Cooper Smith
Why are you posting fake Kardashian whores?
Ethan Diaz
make it an eight chan board faggot
Caleb Rodriguez
They'll kamikaze by blowing up their volcanoes creating deadly smoke that chokes everyone in North America
Eli Harris
Sweden.
I'd just inform the swedes, that we have to take over, to ensure the safety of the refugees from racis white swedes with all cost.
Leo Bailey
Iceland isn't all blonde hwites, retard.
Juan Walker
Fuck I hope so. It would make my plan a lot easier.
Zachary Parker
Wait, you don't actually believe that female is Icelandic, r-right greatest ally?
I think we subverted you guys too much.
I'm starting to feel bad..
Owen Barnes
Or inform the Australians and they'll let their entire livestock starve to death so they can send millions of $$ in foreign aid and cease trade like they did for Indonesia rn. canberratimes.com.au
Luis Jones
She has Icelandic citizenship and is therefore Icelandic but most likely polish/jewish/Russian descent.
Nicholas Stewart
Fugg we should take Australia and New Zealand. The Britbongs shit the bed already. It's time for conservative independence. These cucks can't even beat a pack of emus.
Christopher Scott
>She has Icelandic citizenship and is therefore Icelandic
Liam Wright
Why do you care if Iceland isn't all blonde haired blue eyed nords? You're an inbred, dark skinned, curly haired jew.
Easton Turner
I'm ok with it as long as you bring right wing death squads
Carter Rivera
gambia
Alexander Moore
fuck you filthy kike may you burn in hell for eternity conscious
Michael Flores
Not really a country, but I would go after Ireland. And Scotland too, actually...at same time.
I'm an American as you can clearly see, and I believe both these pussy countries would be receptive considering our mutual/collective histories.
Strategically GOOD location. Not GREAT or even AWESOME, but GOOD. The ones I'd consider GREAT or even AWESOME would be rife with issues...
So - the UK (except England and it's fat slags) is my answer.
On top of that -
Wyatt Murphy
if I can has freedom I'm ok with this
Dominic White
nevermind.
Chase Sanchez
Switzerland.
Shit ton of bunkers, snow, mountains, server archives, and Gold.
I would make that nation my dwarf realm and switch to full neutrality after to sustain my monarchy.
Nathaniel Hernandez
Australia is an outpost. If your BONER is with the UK...go after THE UK. Not a continent in a different 2 days away, you stupid ass.
Adrian Rivera
I mean...if you're going to the trouble to overtake a country, get more than a fucking man cave out of it.
Isaac Ortiz
The prevailing winds say otherwise, Sven.
Levi Nelson
The entire nation is my unnaground man cave.
Image if all nukes fly.
That doesn’t sound so stupid now does it?
Sebastian Smith
New Zealand cuz its fucking based lol
Jace Green
We fucked up, I'm making aliyah soon.
Thomas Lee
Probably an African country that's shit but near one that isn't too shit. One of Namibia's neighbors, maybe.
Jaxon Mitchell
I'd take over Israel and give it back to it rightful owners, the people of Palestine. OP is a jew fag with nothing better to do than post crap all day for shekels.
Jose Bennett
So let me guess this right: In a world where nukes fly, its SWITZERLAND where YOU want to be.
Fucking brainlet.
Colton Davis
I would take over Turkey and fuck all of the women until roach genes are gone. Or do the same to Israel.
William Green
Turkey gets taken over pretty quick, because it's pretty much the BEST strategic position to own.
It's literally the center of the planet, is run by inept retards, and once you're in charge....much of the ME would fall in line.
I really like you're answer, now that I put some thought into it.
Jackson Nguyen
I'm changing my answer - forget the Atlantic. I go RIGHT after Turkey while simultaneously DESTROYING Israel for good.
THEN....and only then...can we build a world where people get along.
Adam Hughes
Seconded.
Jaxson Lee
>My second would be Iceland
hey retard we protect them
Chase Morales
Germany
Using a spoon
Caleb Garcia
That's not how it works. I'm not swedish because I got a Swedish citizenship a few years ago.
Jack Morgan
We're talking WWs....do you mind just S(ing)TFU?
Thanks.
Jose Adams
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