Is this really necessary?

fucking poz kikes

Literally fake and gay

Yes

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wow, i will never drink dr pepper again.

I GET ALL MY POLITICAL VIEWS FROM CORPORATIONS

it tastes gay anyway. only faggots drink this shit

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I almost coughed out my grocery store brand pop. Thanks, user.

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Sounds like the Dr. is giving prostate exams.

Same. Soda is the carbonated Jew anyways

You shouldn't be drinking soda in the first place.

Take the boomerpill and switch to Monster

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Pride Whopper? I missed that.

i thought it was some kind of play on the word diverse that i just wasn't getting...

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At least I don't give what you write.

I find the boomer meme inspirational, amusing, and terrifying all at once.
I'm just afraid of having that hair.

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Just cover up the ol' receding hairline with one of these snazzy hats

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Why are you drinking the sugar Jew anyway?

Problem Solved.

I'm trying to be off Diet Pepsi. I've been off cigarettes for just over a year, (cold turkey), and I'm finding it harder to keep off the pop. I started having excess sodium issues, swelling, blisters and such. As long as I'm off the soda, and chips, and other high sodium stuffs, the symptoms nearly completely subside. When I relapse it's tragic. I'm two days back on the minimal sodium wagon.

Being angry about always hearing about faggots is normal and healthy

Thanks boomer meme. I feel better.

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If you drink any soda at all except ginger ale and root beer than you are a retard. Sprite, Coke, Dr. Pepper, 7 Up, etc. etc. etc. are all new-age monkey-tier garbage.

Ginger ale is only acceptable when you want to settle your stomach or if you’re at a wedding and you’re mixing it with whiskey. Once a month max. I mean one glass of it, a month, max.

Root beer is only acceptable maybe once every 3 months. All those gay grocery stores like Whole Foods and Trader Joe’s carry craft rootbeer so there’s no reason to ever buy a 12 pack of Barq’s like a fucking dirty animal.

Anything else at all is nonsense. What kind of self-respecting man orders a fucking Sprite? Jesus Christ, get a grip.

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You are stronger than potatoes and sugar water don’t let that shit beat you! inside your mind is an infinite source of willpower all you have to do is be proud enough to use it

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you should've stopped a long time ago, it kills your T and makes you a fat fuck (also suppressing T)

You shouldn’t be drinking soda regardless of politics; Soda is terrible for you.
At best, you can buy shares in these companies and vote to scrap the shitty marketing/PR/whatever team that’s politicizing a drink or at least angrily scream into the void on Facebook/Twitter. At worst, you can do absolutely nothing and (continue to) not buy the product while letting the free market do it’s thing.

Do you think it turns them on when society publicly addresses their anus fetish?

>What kind of self-respecting man orders a fucking Sprite?

what kind of faggot puts ginger ale in his whiskey?

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this

I still don't understand anal. I mean sure in porn they probably spend an hour washing it out with a firehose but I imagine people doing it at home get shit everywhere.

Yes

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based Scary Stories poster

>drinking the liquid cancer

>anyone else never drinking any pop whatsoever , ever again?
stopped a long time ago. prefer not to poison myself on a regular basis

> Soda is terrible for you.

So is vodka.

> it kills your T and makes you a fat fuck (also suppressing T)
source on this? what about diet?

WHAT THE FUCK DR PEPPER

THE SIDE VIEW GOES B E T W E E N THE TOP AND BOTTOM VIEWS

GET IT RIGHT

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alcohol has net health benefits with moderate consumption, cokes do not

Just remember that it's basically liquid candy. That helped me give it up.

Eggs increase testosterone

Did you really need another reason not to drink that shit?

Both good arguments.

Why did soda have to become compared to buttfucking in the first place? It's just needless. You can't have a girl in a bikini sell you a product because that's "sexist", but it's 100% kosher to sell soda with buttfucking lingo.

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Never drank much but finding out about the world wide Zionist plot helped me give up completely

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Thank god. I'm sick of all the heteronormative drinks I have to consume.

>Shorten down versatile
>I am now a leftist
fuck

>pop

henlo fellow midwest user

nah senpai we monster now

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Based white skittles

No! My.... my brands.... They were like friends to me, each one.

I imagine faggots like that are how apple and maple flavored whiskies became a thing.

>I imagine people doing it at home get shit everywhere.
something like that

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Not far off

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The outside is a rainbow wrapper but the inside is just a regular a regular whopper because WE ARE ALL THE SAME ON THE INSIDE (except the aids and the bleeding anus).

Reminds me of the decades-long campaign of Kool to become the official cigarette of black people.

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>drinking carbonated sugar water.
kek

DELET THIS WHITE BOI

>KR
So the Swedes are trying to turn everyone into benders, not just replace everyone with Muslims.

This is in a gay magazine. Anything you wanna tell us, OP?

Haven't drank the carbonated jew in years. Basically all I drink is water, coffee and some wine on the weekends.

It just proves that half this society destroying shit is being promoted for corporate profits

they don't give a flying fuck what happens to society so long as they have a pile of shekels as it all burns down

>we have come to a point where companies advertise gay anal sex with sugary beverages
I wonder how long we have till everything falls apart.

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Too bad Dr. Pepper hasn’t invented a cure for AIDS

>anyone else never drinking any pop whatsoever
it's pronounce coke retard

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Uh... Look around dude. We passed that point ten years ago

How the FUCK am I supposed to fly around this country try for business without Southwest or United. fucking sodomite enablers hell is forever

just stop eating sugar all together, you'll feel like a new man in days. Within weeks you'll have lost 10-20lbs. Bodyfat (esp. around the belly) has been linked to significant drops in T. Additionally your body reacts negatively to high-levels of sugar being dumped into your body at once producing detrimental effects in every area of your body. (reduced cognitive function, reduce o2 sats, reduced endocrine production, etc.)

The overwhelming majority of obesity epidemic is from people drinking their calories.

No it's not, it's just normal for you because you're a moronic busybody who can't mind your own business.

Good thing small companies get swallowed up all the time so we end up with borderline monopolies in just about every industry.

>being anything but vers
Why limit your fun?

>I wonder how long we have till everything falls apart
About eight to nine years.

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But... this is my favorite sodie pop.

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Why the fuck do companies constantly feel the need to politicize and virtue signal? Fucking WHY?

Thomas Jefferson was right

The Doritos n Skittles actually look dope

> who can't mind your own business.

How can we when your pride parade is stopping traffic?

We need a certified racist energy drink

Elaborate

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Wow that's pretty gay

Don’t drink soda but I unironically enjoy occasional Dr. Pepper but not anymore

>it's normal to be a triggered homosex snowflake because of
>DAT SODA
no it's not closet fag

Someone ressurect the orange flavored drink come made for Germany during the reich.

wtf dr pepper is gay now? is there anything these faggots wont ruin?

>"Versatile love may include butt stuff"
t. science expert in lab coat

The Red Bull CEO is /ourguy/.
breitbart.com/london/2017/04/10/red-bull-slams-mass-migration-eu/

You're pretty much a faggot if you drink Doxer Pepper, old news.