The doctor is in

A generation or so ago, pretty, floral "innie" vaginas were the norm, unless you were in Africa, where large labia are a status symbol and sought after by men and women alike.

But as our sexual behaviors changed, so to did the vaginas. It's become one of the most taboo subjects for the feminized west to discuss: the epidemic of women sprouting flappy beef curtain vaginas.

The roasties of 2018 have become chronically prolapsed STD hostels. Despite their steady dribble of viscous snail trails, their dangly beef curtains, even their near constant harvesting of new strains of HPV and gonorhea, Chads and Betas line up to service them, to wallow and worship in beefed out body horror. It's been said the bow-legged sluts of our era are now so rotten, their eviscerated vaginas actually "spit" every time they take a step. Sometimes with an audible queef, other times quiet, these whores jettison whatever melange of fluids are sloshing within their polygamous caverns. It's not unusual to spy spotty trails and blood tinged puddles wherever the posterior of a sexually liberated woman has rested.

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NONONONONOOOOOOOOOOO DELETE THIS

You have a talent for writing, senpai. Would buy any and all of your works

what's the differnce between dating a woman who has been with the same guy for 5 years and had sex with him 1000 times vs dating a girl who had sex with 50 different men 1000 times assuming none of them had any STDs and they all wore condoms?

1000 times the STD risk

I love how we can select flags here :)

Btw, Femanon here. I personally love the shitstorm that starts everytime some poor faggot makes one of these anti women threads. Gives me a chance to see just how upset I've made everyone and chuckle a bit.
You think jokes about kitchens or showing tits bother me? It just goes to show how much power any random female holds over you, they can pull your complete attention away from a topic just by having a vagoo.
Sure, you'll act tough and cynical here, but we all know it's just a desperate overcompensation for how much of a doormat you are IRL. If you decide to lash out and act a bit sexist now and then, I can't really complain.
After all, we do pretty much run the show. Men rely on us, work for us, spend money on us, buy us houses and cars and clothes, sign prenups that we can turn around and cash in when we feel like ditching them for a younger, cuter piece of ass.
Got a kid with a girl? Don't fool yourself, it's HER kid, not yours. Piss her off and she'll take it and leave your ass, and you can pay her a nice chunk of child support for the rest of your life.
Yep, this is the power we hold over you. So you go ahead and make your rape jokes, really. I still know that when you see me on the streets you'll be watching, getting hard, and problably crying a tear or two because you know you'll always be a forever alone faggot

It changes color because of hormones and women have all different kinds of labia.

The roastie is less likely to pair bond with you. It's just a poor investment.

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nice copy paste

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so the issue isn't really that they're roasties, as they'd both have stretched out labias then?

tits or gtfo. now theres the power. off you go, because you arent able to produce tits.

>be me
>gyno (no tunnel vision jokes plox)
>patient presents with strange story
>doctor doctor i have a problem
>noshit.jpg
>whats the problem
>every time to pee theres this whistling sound
>not urologist, but humour her
>um, erm, i could take a look but not really my field
>can you show me
>patient a bit shy so insists on a screen and a bedpan
>ready? yup
>faint but audible whistling sound
>doubt.jpg
>horree fuck, can you do that again? look, heres my iPhone, with a voice recorder app, can you do that again, but press record? i have a unrinary tract specialist mate i play golf with
>ok
>cue whistling sound
>playback sounds weird, like wind over guttering but melodic
>tell client i want to consult with my pal
>call user up and expalin the situation
>email him the mp4 - client freaking out in waiting room
>call him back after ten minutes
>did you hear that shit user?
>yeah, bit weird
>what do you think?
>hard to say without being there myself
>yeah, but first reaction?
>well i dont want to jump the gun...
>spill it faggot
>this isnt a diagnosis...
>FFS (rageface.jpg) WTF IS IT?
>sounds like some cunt whistling

you copied Rob Gray's facebook comment

TOP KEK

some smarter women can hide their cock stare

watch out

its been a while since i heard that term

yes, by staring into their phones.

being fake is fairly predictable.

hmm, you'd think a doctor would know the difference between 'affect' and 'effect'

ask her by what she means by "officially"

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oh look another thread not focusing on how shitty men are. women aren't the problem in teh dating world. gross and lazy and sexist men are.

I didn't get it until I saw the flag. topkek

its funny how you didnt know this from experience

I will give you a way to check that everybody can do at home. Google search "pornstar labia". All the hardcore pornstar have beef vaginas.

Then google search "amateur sex" / "home made sex".
Most non hardcore professional girls have normal vaginas.

It must be just a (((coincidence))).

baby girls first post on Jow Forums

how cute

They can't hide it, just suppress for a while.

To be honest, roast don’t mean anything to me. One time I went to visit family in gutemala and there they dont flush the tp in the toilet they keep it in a trashcan and i would lick my aunts shit from the used toilet paper. I would always "poop" after she did.

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youve posted this at least three times today user

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Be my friend.

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Box is vile. Fortunately gender is a social construct so naturally men, superior at all things, make the best women. Find a nice tradcon trap, adopt babbybois, and raise a healthy White nationalist family free of roasties.

Hypothetical question because in reality the former is more likely to be the reality

so much text but no tits, gtfo

>implying the vagina can tell the difference between 100 miles of cock from the same partner, or 100 miles of cock total from 20 different partners
You're not really this stupid, right? I agree with the guy who said that the dead look in their eyes is a better indicator.

>send hordes of africans to Europe
>prep the local wymyn by stretching their curtains
>???
>profit!

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How could having sex with 1000 dudes once each make the vagina look different than having sex with one dude a 1000 times?

laughed at this post then I saw the name field and laughed again. well done

Up to 1000 different variables you tenacious cuntfuck mcguillicuddy

The actual real way to tell is how much remnants of the hymen a girl has left. A girl that isn't a virgin but hasn't had sex a lot will still have the hymen mucous membrane over the entrance of her vagina. It's just completely shredded and the remnants of the hymen will seal the vagina when it's not in use. The hymen is a mucuous membrane over the entrance of the vagina and it's paler in colour than the vagina. So it'll be whitish or very pale pink. When a girl has her hymen broken, it doesn't just fall of, it's still there. It just no longer functions because it's been torn.

Now, a slut will have no remnants of the hymen left. It'll all be worn away from friction. Her vagina will have a gape rather than seal completely. It's much more noticeable with women that have given child birth.

This is a pro tip. I've fucked everything from virgins, to girls that have only had sex a few times, to average adult women, to sluts, to mega sluts and to mothers that have given child birth.

What you want to look for is a gape. If a girl hasn't had sex a lot her vagina is always constantly sealed even immediately after you fuck and before you pull your dick away, it seals so fast you can't even see the gape. Then there's girls where the gape just slowly closes after you fuck her, it's usually in a second or two but could be longer, possibly many seconds. Then there's women that have a gape before you even fuck them those are the turbo sluts.

Checked

> Sleep 1 time with 500 men
> Roast beef

> Sleep 500 time with 1 man
> ???

Please explain

Since you missed it

Can you show me an example of that?

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First girl is a whore, second girl is a bigger whore

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it's just natural, after daily sex for 5-10 years it be having shit hanging out of it and stuff. kek

Interesting

stale pasta is stale pantifa

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This isn’t true. How would having sex with 20 different people of the same, average size dick on one night stands look different to the vagina from fucking one guy of average size dick twenty times?

It wouldn’t .

The only thing a beat up vagina would indicate is that she’s been fucking a big, dick or big dicks a lot , but you can’t say how many different people she’s been with

>those eyes
What the fuck is that , that looks like a serial killer ready to chop your tree in the sleep.

big long string of flesh hanging out of them.

That's what they do. If you practice bonsai you should never let someone like that stay overnight. All your trees will be gone by the time you wake up if you do.

as a general rule it's just best err on the side of caution. a roastie can completely fuck your life over.

tits or GTFO

false.

the skin is stetchy, like your ball skin.
When the dick goes in and out, it pulls some of that lip skin back and forth.

Now, repeat that action 10000000x, and the lips get stretched.
This isnt even counting the times they masturbate.
Once they have that extra flappy skin, bacteria starts to grow in the skin folds. This is why the girls with beef curtains also have stenchy vaginas. They all have fishy-smelling pussies from the bacteria that grows in the folds of their beef curtain lips. That plus Sweat plus MENS DRIED CUM plus PUSSY JUICE plus PERIOD BLOOD RESIDUE - all of that is mixed down there while girls just walk around.

The big red pill is that women are gross, nasty, and think their pussy is worth something. Once you see that all you are doing is worshipping a moist, stinky hole, you'll wake up and treat women the way they need to be treated.

Girls with beef curtains are the same as guys with small penises.
they're not wanted by anyone except losers.

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Women the world over are getting this "Designer Vagina" surgery to cover up their whorish ways.

mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mum-two-26-who-splashed-12301147

Good advice, thank you

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>Söybói reasoning

STDs never change the physical appearance of a gabagool gash, user.

because over time her monogamous male partner will instinctually respond to her reactions when they have sex and adjust his force and thrusting speed to her comfort. 1000 different men will just raw-dog her the first time and continual raw-doggings will cause damage.

Would’ve believed as much without th poorly scripted shit. Nobody talks like this.

I remember reading something a few month ago that the vagina of a girl if you fuck her long enough will "adapt" to the penis of her partner.

might be related.

The roast beef myth is in fact a myth, women just have different types of vaginas, you can have 12 year old virgins with beef. HOWEVER, it works great for our purposes even if it's not true, so don't worry about continuing to use the phrase.

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You haven't the faintest idea of biology do you?

>roastie damage control

That's the future of the democratic party my guy. Honestly though the eyes are the window to the soul. Notice how she is smiling but there are no crows feet. It's unsettling and fake, classic example of a woman who has been used up and is close to the wall but still trying to snare in unsuspecting goyim to fund her activist desires. Another picture of a used up whore for reference.

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Look fellas, I'm all for "redpills" but this is just fake science and blatant misogyny.

I think there's a lot of incels in this thread along with fat virgins.

bullshit.

I'm encouraging you to use the phrase because it BTFOs roasties and they're too stupid to realize it's not true. Stop being retarded sven.

It's reality user. Conversely, you can have pornstar whores who have zero roast beef. Are they not a used up roastie too?

Men aren't valued for their dicks with the exception of porn stars, though.

>Atop a new cock, the roastie must ride, and the plentiful organisms who have accelerated this behavior are more than happy to go along. Every new cock that thunders into her caverns will emerge slick with generations of eager microbes, poised to pilfer whichever pussies await. With the advent of cock sharing apps on their phones, the roastie can spread her sexually transmitted spawn at a geometric rate, leading to a new pan-vaginal ecology that extends across the urbanized world. A splat of virii from Jakarta may pollinate the meat flowers of a swingers club in a sleepy British countryside, only to then appear in American college dorms before shipping itself inside travelers bound for Tokyo, Toronto and Taipei. The hyperactive sexual behaviors of the modern roastie ensure these rapid transmissions and go on to create a Darwinian cauldron in which entire continents' best sexually transmitted organisms vie for survival: Turkish syphilis must best a West African Chlamydia for control of a patch of pussy, and all of them fear the HIV, for it casts a great uncertainty over their continued access to unlimited penises. This ceaseless genetic warfare has weaved its way into the roastie’s genome, driving her near mad with compulsion for another go on the cock carousel, her own natural instincts having melded with the minge microbiome steering her. Obstruct or otherwise hinder her access to dick, and you will be met with incandescent feminine rage, albeit tinged by a mind soppy with yearning for yet another new protuberant phallus. The roastie can only think in terms of genitalia and sexual behavior, and so her opponent must obviously be a virgin, or a sexually impoverished beta male. Or his penis has the fault of being one of the few that have not cleaved her bunny bloody. Whatever the criticism, the rage is purely an expression of the busy biome sizzling away within the endless ravines of her rippling beef. She really cannot help herself.

not even kidding - I fuck my wife every single day. We have been married for about 5 years. 1825 hard fuckings. Her Labia looks the same as 5 years ago. Ib dick size I’m a thiccc 7”

That's the American stare. I've noticed many these women give this look on photos. Demonic stare and smile forced to the abolute limits

Are you supposed to be in relationship this? Marry it?

How do you know she didn’t have something wrong? Or was abused? Or are you implying you’ve seen more than one 12 yo pussy?

they haven't been used up yet. and maybe some are more resistant.

AHAHAHAHA
ROASTIES DEMOLISHED

Women are so high maintenance. Can't have sex our way, must have it her way.

Thanks for the rundown anons.

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user... stop. Just use the phrase, realize it's not true, but that it doesn't matter because it's still effective.

>a LITERAL pornstar whore isn't "used up"
Shut the fuck up.

Anyone ever seen a slut that didn’t have roast beef? Or a porn star? No. Pretty simple.

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There are a lot of porn stars without beef you retard..

It's like cauliflower ear, but its vagine

Pornstars get vaginoplasties, retard.

Taste is very similar as well

>Denial

It's the first step towards accepting your woman is a beefed-out gangbang goblin