The last James Bond film was in 2012, before the rise of mainstream leftism. As James Bond is a historical textbook example of 'Toxic Masculinity', there will no doubt be a big push from the progressives in order to 'sanitize' it for the upcoming 2019 movie. You can bet your bottom dollar this is one franchise that will not escape 'modernization'.
In Jow Forums tradition, I thought it would be fun to do up a little progressive bingo sheet for the upcoming movie. I think the cells I've added are quite good, but need some help coming up with more. Any suggestions?
Will James Bond eat pussy now that he's a progressive Mandingo?
Jace Rodriguez
hasn't daniel craig already been confirmed for the next movie?
I have always loved james bond, ever since i first saw goldfinger as a kid on vacation. It's one of the few uncucked movie franchises and fucking with it would be hurtful
Ayden Kelly
replace pussy with ass
Jack Anderson
>hasn't daniel craig already been confirmed for the next movie? Oh I hadnt heard that, but according to wikipedia Craig has been confirmed. Doesn't take much for an angry twitter mob to change that though. >It's one of the few uncucked movie franchises I think thats because the last one was in 2012, before this mainstream progressive stuff. Has ANY mainstream franchise escaped leftist agendas? I mean, they already compromised with the 'tall dark' persona of James Bond by casting a blonde guy in 2006 and there wasn't even any political push (in fact there was pushback from some hardcore fans).
i really hope there will be no agenda pushing, but I know better now... Let's just hope for the best top kek
Jacob Cruz
Craig has wanted out since his second movie and has only stayed on because they kept offering more money each time. As soon as a replacement comes, he's gone.
Levi Butler
The last James Bond film was in 2015 dingus
Ryan Rogers
timothy dalton master race checking in
Blake Hill
Can't believe I forgot that. Added. I've also added 'James Bond rescues refugees'.
>WewuzGreeks Wasnt there also some others besides that Achilles thing? Like Julius Caesar and others? I dont remember them right now.
Oh shit, I forgot that film. I don't really remember what happens. I think he fucked some asian chick or something from memory.
my girlfriends father was one of the producers of the pierce brosnon james bond movies. i got her to discuss the idea of a black james bond with him, and he said it would never, ever ever, ever happen. i have faith in his opinion. he wasnt keen on daniel craig either. turns out, the ice scene with the aston martin, her father actually has the car from the movie. cool shit. hopefully one day, she has it, so we can drive it lol
Evan Thompson
you already have "saved by woman" but i would bet they will go full star wars and "female nobody upstages" bond in some way. james bond will fire repeatedly and miss wildly until an untrained lass buries lead into the target at twice the distance
>nothin personnel, male complete with dreamworks raised eyebrow
Jaxon Gutierrez
Didn't they confirm its this guy the other day. If it is it's got to be some kind of cuck thing. There's an evil Anglo guy who wants to colonize space, bond says the money should be spent in Africa. Bond beats the Anglo guy, moves into his house takes his wife and daughters, sends some money to Africa keeps the rest for himself. The press say he is a hero and has saved the world
>he said it would never, ever ever, ever happen My Dad told me the same thing about a black president in the US sometime back around 1995. Shit changes, sometimes for the worse.
They're going to make Bond a nigger. Some monkey named Idris Elba is up for the part.
Nathan Brooks
Don't producers (Studios) just pander to whatever the customers want? I'm assuming millenials (people under 40) make up a large portion of the movie goers to these mainstream films. I'm sure they will cave if enough noise is made on social media. I'm surprised leftists havent made much noise about this thus far.
>Muslims Forgot about them. I wonder what card we can make for that. Pls gibs suggestions guys.
Wyatt Price
Unlike Disney and Sony, MGM can't afford to flush James Bond down the toilet.
They won't fuck with it one bit. Mark my words there won't be a single price of virtue signalling.
Aiden Gonzalez
Bong here. I will riot.
Josiah Lopez
kek. Sometimes it’s hard to hate you sheep fuckers.
Lucas Parker
Nice
Chase Bell
>girlfriends father was one of the producers
The producer is now a women
>Bond series producer Barbara Broccoli told director Antoine Fuqua "it is time" for a non-white actor to take on the role of the British super-spy created by Ian Fleming.
Matthew King
Ms Broccoli is setting off my jewdar.
Ryder Ramirez
>Bond series producer Barbara Broccoli told director Antoine Fuqua "it is time" for a non-white actor to take on the role of the British super-spy created by Ian Fleming. well, you can add racemixing to the card OP
>woman gets raped by man >james bond has sex with ethnic minority woman
these arent really "progressive" desu. the others are good though.
David Gutierrez
Add Muslims portrayed as allies
Bentley Lopez
>they already compromised with the 'tall dark' persona of James Bond by casting a blonde guy in 2006 and there wasn't even any political push
That's because he was good.
Gavin Powell
You don't think it ties into the whole >men are rapists mindset of feminism? Any I'll keep it in there as a backup. Happy to remove it if we end up getting 25 boxes and people think there are better ones to replace it with.
Very good.
I've also added something about cuckoldry. Thoughts?
You forgot the most obvious bingo of all senpai. James Bond is now black, which means all the female love-interests will be white, or at least not black. You can count on it, no functioning Hollyjew would pass up the opportunity to make it so. EZ free space desu.
Bond directly or indirectly mentioning Brexit in neutral or disparaging terms.
Brandon Gutierrez
Craig hates the role. He hates playing a muhsoggymist
Parker Smith
I thought about that, but wasnt sure how to incorporate in an overly specific way. We already have 'James Bond is black'. Maybe we can add 'Black man has sex with white woman'. That would fit the bill without having an overly specific single box.
Luis Wright
How would you like that sir?
"Sturrrred ya heard me"
Christopher Hernandez
Depends what you mean by "ethnic minority woman".
Bond fucked Asians and two blacks, one of which bring Halle Berry in her prime, and a few Latinos already. Most of which were before the 2000s.
Now, unless you mean sheboon African, or Pakistani or Indian?
Parker Smith
Also, nearly all bond villains have been white men.
It's almost as if you've never watched James Bond movies before 2010.
Julian Flores
I wanted to add something about race mixing but wasn't sure exactly what. >what is free centre square It's like you've never played Jow Forums bingo. Maybe its more of a /v/ thing, I dunno.
Sebastian Carter
Have we already forgotten that the new Moneypenny is black?
Angel Harris
The best would be for it to be an extreme minority role. Or even better. James Bond gets a minority Girlfriend/Long term Partner, than a Bond Girl.
Gavin Young
How was casting Craig a compromise? He's the best bond in recent memory. Bond has never been tied to a particular hair colour.
Jace Davis
How about Bond's girl having masculine facial features? Zero femininity in looks and behaviour.
Carter Diaz
list the hair colours of bond
Luke Hughes
Main antogonist speaks of >Making blahblahistan Glorious Again!
Zachary Sullivan
My prediction is that Bond will still be a straight white male with a blonde/blue eyed German Bond girl love interest, but the main villain will be an old WASP American who develops a virus that only kills non-white people, and i think that bond’s girl will die at the hands of some black henchman, there will be some dialogue, blah, blah,blah, the white race, but in the end Bond kills WASP Man and is welcomed back by a Black M in a heavily diversed MI6
Nathan Young
> Some monkey named Idris Elba is up for the part. James Bongo
Brayden Smith
>MGM Bond 25 (2019) Bond 25 began development in early 2016; Mendes stated he would not be the film's director.[304] In October 2016, Craig stated that he may indeed return for another film, saying, "As far as I'm concerned, I've got the best job in the world. I'll keep doing it as long as I still get a kick out of it. If I were to stop doing it, I would miss it terribly."[305][306] Sony Pictures' contract to co-produce the series with MGM and Eon expired with the release of Spectre and the distribution rights to release Bond 25 in cinemas were put up for negotiation,[4] with MGM and Eon only offering a one-film contract.[5] On 25 May 2018, it was announced that the film would be released In the UK on 25 October 2019.[307] the screenplay would be written by Neal Purvis and Robert Wade again. In August 2017, Craig confirmed that he would reprise his role as Bond.[308] In March 2018, Danny Boyle confirmed that he is going to direct the film, co-writing a separate screenplay with John Hodge, that Eon will decide upon with the current script
I'm not really part of the fanbase, but I recall the original James Bond mentioned something about 'tall dark and handsome', which implies brown hair. It was brought up when Craig was cast as Bond. I think he did a pretty good job of the role.
>'Bond fucks an ugly woman' Has potential.
>Eva Green is considered ugly Have you seen what feminists have been doing to (western) female video game characters lately? It could get way worse than Vesper Lynd, my man. Take a look at the attached image and tell me which side features women from western developers/publishers...
>2012 >before the rise of mainstream leftism try going back 70+ years faggot
Easton Lopez
Now they're pushing for a black guy to be james bond... wtf James Bond is supposed to be a white guy of Scottish descent it even says it in the books..
Mason Robinson
THEY WILL NOT REPLACE US
Jacob Smith
Tbh. Bond is supposed to be Tall, dark haired, and Scottish, at least according to the books.
