So I'm divorcing my sex and the city koolaid drinking, cheating, godless, manipulate demon of a wife

So I'm divorcing my sex and the city koolaid drinking, cheating, godless, manipulate demon of a wife.

I want a traditional wife, and below is my idea for a personals ad.

Seems too ranty, I think I've been on Jow Forums too long. What do you guys think? Could this nab me a traditional wife?

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If you put God first in your life, keep reading. If you are looking for a partner for life, someone to share real love with, and are willing to never give up on putting in the work needed for a successful marriage and relationship, keep reading. If you like kids (I have 4, you can have plenty too), keep reading.

I'm looking for someone to grow old with. I try to achieve a decent balance between work and play.

Likes in a Partner: Likes kids, has a good sense of humor, kindness, a woman who knows what she wants, a Godly woman, more traditional values (no, I dont mean you barefoot in the kitchen, haha), burning interest in travel, fiscally responsible, energetic (Read: Not lazy... I love my downtime and Netflix too!), good sex drive, not bashful with each other, good communicator.

Dislikes in a Partner: Emotional immaturity, lack of openness, need for social media attention, large number of guy friends, too liberal, gullible/easily manipulated/pressured.

Still here? Great, say hello and let's get to know each other better!
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Thoughts?

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man i would fuck her so hard

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You're not ever going to find someone new. You built your wife. Your wife didn't make herself.

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You boomers are truly pathetic creatures.

Luke 16:18 - Whosoever putteth away his wife, and marrieth another, committeth adultery: and whosoever marrieth her that is put away from her husband committeth adultery.

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>You built your wife.
spbp
also this thread is cancer and OP is a faggot
>in all fields

Nice trips. But she's committed adultery numerous times and won't stop. And she's a nonbeliever. I though scripture allowed me at this point to cast her out, especially since she's not going to stop.

>burning interest in travel
That's more typical of a roasty. How are you going to travel if you are going to have kids?

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Sorry to hear your wife turned out to be a roastie whore. Word of advice, get her to admit to cheating on tape or have evidence, anything you can get to smear her character and show the judge her true colors will help with child custody disputes and alimony hearings. Good luck my dude, the court systems are rigged in your wifes favor you have an uphil battle coming bht I wish you the best. Godspeed user.

Scripture permits a man to div0rce his wife if she is adulterous

Why the fuck would you marry again then?

Lol sorry you're weak and can't can't control your woman. Your future marriages are doomed also.

>burning interest in travel
>how to find a guaranteed thot 101

Can you convert to Islam (temporarily), have her stoned by your local mosque, then convert back?

>personals ad

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>internet dating
Fucking hate the modern world

>likes kids

You ain't going to find a responsible bitch anymore. They're just larping until they trap you.

>t. Would jizz after 3 pumps

>You built your wife. Your wife didn't make herself.
No - the TV did. Her friends did. And her friends watch TV even if she doesnt.

You will never be more influential than the TV.

This kek

This is the correct question

Fuck my life, ain't this the fucking truth. We go to make people throw away their tubes. Faggots can watch 12 hours of tv a day while on government assistance. please nuke them.

Keep seeing commentary here... Ok travel out. Last thing I want is roastie thots. I guess I should hide my career power level too.

>Put God first
>Divorce your wife, commit adultery with another women whilst causing her and your ex wife to commit adultery in the process.

Pick one.

No it doesn't, chapter and verse.

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What sucks is I’m that exact wife and my husband cheated on me.

Matthew 5:31-32 31 It was also said, "Whoever divorces his wife, let him give her a certificate of divorce. 32 But I say to you that every one who divorces his wife, except on the ground of unchastity, makes her an adulteress; and whoever marries a divorced woman commits adultery.

Kys faggot. Stop being so selfish, stay married and protect your kids from your wife.

What stupid Mickey Mouse Bible version is that. Let's have a look at what the Bible actually says.

Matthew 5:31-32 It hath been said, Whosoever shall put away his wife, let him give her a writing of divorcement:
But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery.

OP here. Sorry to hear that but glad to know you exist. Atlanta.

Yea lad, I know a good website called r*ddit you could use. Now fuck off and don't come back.

Matthew 5:31-32 is a reference to Deuteronomy 22.

Deuteronomy 22:13-21 If any man take a wife, and go in unto her, and hate her,
And give occasions of speech against her, and bring up an evil name upon her, and say, I took this woman, and when I came to her, I found her not a maid:
Then shall the father of the damsel, and her mother, take and bring forth the tokens of the damsel's virginity unto the elders of the city in the gate:
And the damsel's father shall say unto the elders, I gave my daughter unto this man to wife, and he hateth her;
And, lo, he hath given occasions of speech against her, saying, I found not thy daughter a maid; and yet these are the tokens of my daughter's virginity. And they shall spread the cloth before the elders of the city.
And the elders of that city shall take that man and chastise him;
And they shall amerce him in an hundred shekels of silver, and give them unto the father of the damsel, because he hath brought up an evil name upon a virgin of Israel: and she shall be his wife; he may not put her away all his days.
But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel:
Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.

Adultery and fornication are NOT the same thing. A married person cannot commit fornication because any sexual sin they commit will automatically be classed as adultery. Matthew 5 is a reference to Deuteronomy 22 which is detailing sexual sin that has taken place before the consummation of the marriage in question.

how old were you both when you got together?
was she like this when you proposed to her?
if no what do you think made her change?
how old are you both now?
why did she do the things she did?

How old are you? Don't you know that no worthwhile encounters would be desperate enough to read your sad boy story?

It comes off like your some god loving nerd and that you're not able to take any responsiblity for any of your previous relationship. Then you go on to list a bunch of basic AF things that applies to anyone, without offering anything original about yourself.

Just go to church and start hitting on the woman there. Sounds like you're to old to meet woman elsewhere. The 'grow old' bit is also casting to high of expectations. Just say you want to fall in love, the rest is basically implied.

You should be talking about what you want to do with the girl, where you want to take her, etc. It should seem appealing. Literally nothing you wrote is worth mentioning besides that you have kids.

T. 25 year old who wants to bang thots but I don't like going out so I just deal with the girlfriend

Screenshots of never happened.
You're a tremendous faggot.
The bitch you find with that ad is going to be megathot 6969 compared to your imaginary wife.
Also, not your army gayboy. Jow Forums is that way.

Got any nudes of your wife? I’d love to tribute. No seriously get the fuck out of here with this Faggot shit and go pickup some virgin 18 year old pussy and make that bitch trad.

This.

You are not choosing from abundance and you are basically trying to skip important steps. There is no easy way to get genuinely good results.

Would you continue dating a girl if you found out she used to be a lesbian?

Well said user. OP is a faggot.

Sounds good to me OP, idk if it'll work but it sounds good at least.

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Looking for love on Jow Forums.

Fag

This

Reminder that every man believes his woman isn't like other women.

Spoiler: Every woman is like other women. You're just too fucking blind to see it.

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It reads like someone with ADHD wrote it.

Also: Don't put 'Godly woman, traditional values and 'good sex drive' in the same sentence. It makes no sense; if she is a Godly woman with traditional values, she will want to help, support and satisfy her husband when he needs it (Also sexually)

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A thorough analysis of your screed initially indicates that you are an homosexual, and need to find a penis to suck at the earliest possible opportunity.

Tradcucks have this ridiculous view of women not having a will of their own simply because their whole ideology depends on it.
If they were to admit women have will and agency then tradcuckery is simply no longer possible.
It's pure cope.

It's 2018; (((society))) shapes women more than anything else.

You have four children.

Life is about them now, not you.

When you divorce her, those children become vulnerable to pedo's and drugs.

If you can't stop your wife fucking around, then insist she is discrete about it.

And accept you will either go without sex or be playing in slops.

Marriage is for the protection of the children, not for you to sook about not having the perfect wife.


Sex in the City is a bad show.
Two of my moron girl friends left their husbands, influenced by that.

Mind you, the husbands were total bastards.

An american said to me many years ago.

"No matter how hot she is, somebody somewhere is sick of her shit"

Its stuck with me for years.

I do put the gods first but not your disgusting (((god))). I spit at your desert god.

I never asked for being this way, why has Jow Forums done this to me. I just wanted to be a normie.

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one half of the profiles you see are "i just want to travel"
and then the other half of the profiles are "i'm travelling and i'm here for 2 weeks, let's have some fun"

the roastie global cock carousel brought to you by Tinder

Need this on a t-shirt

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divorce is a sin. enjoy hell. reminder: you can only get divorced because a king literally edited the bible to allow it. you are literally spitting on god if you follow the false bible and get a divorce. and blasphamy against god is literally the highest sin possible. so actually you will enjoy super hell. your only option is to fix your wife or pay someone to kill you

Maybe thats the reason why Yanet Garcias boyfriends let her to play Call of Duty, what kind of man would leave that ass to play fucking call of duty.

Can someone cite this?

Source on that trap, common, fuccbois, I am addicted to traps and shemale porn. Sauce me nao

>christianitytoday.com/women/2016/april/when-does-bible-allow-divorce.html
the bible only allowed divorce if your wife cheated on you, but you are supposed to kill your own wife in that case so its not as much of a divorce, you just wont have a wife anymore because shes dead.

>openbible.info/topics/divorce
this link for actual bible verses

>Explicit Divorce Allowances

The Bible only explicitly allows divorce for two reasons. Köstenberger, who is also the President of Biblical Foundations, summarizes: “Jesus proceeded to state one exception in which case divorce is permissible: sexual immorality on [the] part of one’s spouse, that is, in context, adultery (Matthew 19:9).” Köstenberger clarifies, “In such a case, however, divorce is not mandated or even encouraged—forgiveness and reconciliation should be extended and pursued if at all possible. But divorce is allowed, especially in cases where the sinning spouse persists in an adulterous relationship.”

Köstenberger goes on to note, “Paul adds a second exception, in instances where an unbelieving spouse abandons the marriage. This would typically be the case when one of the two partners is converted to Christ at some point after marrying and the other person refuses to continue in the marriage” (see 1 Corinthians 7).

Matthew 19:9 ESV / 269 helpful votes
And I say to you: whoever divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, and marries another, commits adultery.”
Luke 16:18 ESV / 547 helpful votes
“Everyone who divorces his wife and marries another commits adultery, and he who marries a woman divorced from her husband commits adultery.
Matthew 5:32 ESV / 373 helpful votes
But I say to you that everyone who divorces his wife, except on the ground of sexual immorality, makes her commit adultery, and whoever marries a divorced woman commits adultery.
adultery is a sin you go to hell for. so what is this saying? its pretty obvious how the bible feels about divorce. enjoy fixing your wife or hell. this is why you dont get married to random people you should have learned her political opinions first. you made a pact with God very lightly

>divorcing
>put God first in your life

Pick one and only one. You failed in selecting and bettering your wife. You have no choice but to play the best game you can with the hand you dealt yourself. Slowly change both your wife and yourself into someone who is worthy of respect and loyalty. Besides, traditional women don't marry divorcees.

>Besides, traditional women don't marry divorcees.
because its a sin that sends you to hell. they would have to be stupid to do that

Nobody wants some old divorced nazi faggot. Kys

Exactly. Also note that OP is more than willing to abandon four (!) of his own children and leave them and their then single mother to deal with the shit he left behind just so he could start with a clean sheet and start shitting up a woman from scratch

>not having extramarital affairs before she did
>"""obeying""" man made covenant and not spreading seed
wewlad & übercringe

I don't know what's worse, the fact that you think it's a good idea to get married AGAIN, or the literal cuckolds advocating you stay cuckolds like they are. Either way, this thread is a great advertisement against marriage. Not that any such advertisement is needed.

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>Either way, this thread is a great advertisement against marriage.
this is the true message we want to spread on this blessed day. dont write a check to god your ass cant cash

Most important things to check on a woman.

1. How deep in debt is she (she may lie but don't stop till you find out)
2. Did she use cocaine or E? If Coke she will cheat on you. If E your child will never be able to learn how to read.
3. Find out her honest opinion of her father. If she hates her father move on.

I would remove the 'large number of guy friends'
makes you appear insecure/unsure of yourself
you want her to think you don't care if she has guy friends because you're confident that you're better than any of her guy friends

she's unlikely to have a large number of guy friends anyway and you can just ditch her if that's the case but you should make it seem like you don't care