So I'm divorcing my sex and the city koolaid drinking, cheating, godless, manipulate demon of a wife.
I want a traditional wife, and below is my idea for a personals ad.
Seems too ranty, I think I've been on Jow Forums too long. What do you guys think? Could this nab me a traditional wife?
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If you put God first in your life, keep reading. If you are looking for a partner for life, someone to share real love with, and are willing to never give up on putting in the work needed for a successful marriage and relationship, keep reading. If you like kids (I have 4, you can have plenty too), keep reading.
I'm looking for someone to grow old with. I try to achieve a decent balance between work and play.
Likes in a Partner: Likes kids, has a good sense of humor, kindness, a woman who knows what she wants, a Godly woman, more traditional values (no, I dont mean you barefoot in the kitchen, haha), burning interest in travel, fiscally responsible, energetic (Read: Not lazy... I love my downtime and Netflix too!), good sex drive, not bashful with each other, good communicator.
Dislikes in a Partner: Emotional immaturity, lack of openness, need for social media attention, large number of guy friends, too liberal, gullible/easily manipulated/pressured.
Still here? Great, say hello and let's get to know each other better!
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Thoughts?