help me get denied by the US immigration, Jow Forums
I moved to the US a little less than a decade ago, and lived there with a green card. Now my parents want me to get a citizenship so that i can bring my family over there, which I really do not want. I just want to go back home.
I am over 18, but my parents are threatening not helping me get through college if i refuse to cooperate
How do I make sure that the US immigration refuses my citizenship permanently, and so that nobody finds out?
Several drunk driving convictions should do it.
Leave
Just kill yourself.
Just fail the test.
Rob a liquor store.
Are you white? Is your family traditional or they lefty suck asses?
We don’t own a car. Plus the preferred method should be discrete, so that I get parental help through college Nogger im trying
I’m (((white))))
So, you know, would fit right in US Society
My family is centrist, but have a lot of anti-American opinions (yea it doesn’t make sense, I know)
Apply but deliberately make sure you fall short of the criteria.
When are you going to stop being a self-loathing nihilist nigger?
You can retake it every year. I want something permanent
Try doing something stupid.Get drunk and beat a nigger or so
When I leave the states
If you wanna be hostile, brainstorm something to kick me out of it, faggot
I want something that wouldn’t lead to jail. Come on, where is Jow Forums‘s famed wit
How about going on a walk? Not like a regular walk, but one where you actually enjoy what you got around you. You could be in a 3rd world shit hole with communist police literally grabbing your dick and searching your shit because they can/are dirty.
>You going to need a loicense.
how the fuck did you get a green card you cunt.
Don't come here we're full faggot
Its pretty fucking easy Achmed, if you have $585 and connections in muttland that can give good references of (You)
What? Fuck off, I like life, just not in the US
Mom got married to get one
Gosh darn, really wanted to come to the nigger pool of south Italy
Rape someone. A couple people for good measure.
I have neither:(
No violent shit, please. I want to leave the country, not attack it’s citizens
The butthurt from the Americans is glorious also op is troll look at his Algerian flag
>beanerland
>niggerpool
t. Sandnigger (((hwite))) boi no matter if you stay in muttland or go back to your shithole, you'll get (((enriched))) anyway.
leave and dont come back. its really that simple.
You can do your part to help us prove that immigrants are criminals though!
Wait I got it. Say you’re white. We don’t let white people in.
Look it up to be sure, if you aren't larptarding. Straightforward.
Tell the truth
thanks. now how do i do that given my circumstances?
Jow Forums seemed like the optimal place to visit to think of how to get denied by the US immigration
I deleted that, but no you don't do you. I couldn't go there even though I have friends there who I've looked out for over here.
Works nice for you that way. Gambling and adult entertainment are normal businesses in Europe, legal and protected by the law and distinctly orientated towards people with money to burn. Then you go home and act all innocent. The comfort blanket Chad that drove you round all night and walked you straight through the back door into clubs and casinos, BFF's when you're here but he can go fuck himself when he wants to look at NY.
Criminal convictions - too degenerate. Stay away we don't like degeneracy here, we're all innocent likes. Wankers.
Slap a wealthy jew while intoxicated. Hire a jew lawyer, plead down to deportation. Don't pay the lawyer.
Also, I'm not saying to lay the heeb out. A play slap and a verbal slur will do the trick.
Make half of your answers things along the lines of "the great satan."