Honest opinion on Norway, Denmark, Iceland and Finland?

I think your countries don’t contribute much. All I hear about is Islamic issues in Scandinavia, I often fail to hear about you guys doing anything very productive. It just seems like you all just merely exist up in the north, fishing or whatever.

Being serious here, what does Scandinavia actually do? Logging/mining/fishing? What careers are up there?

thankfully none of them are swedes

Lawl

Just want to inform you that Iceland is, unfortunately, more feminist than the rest of the nordics put together.
Less shitskins though, you're right.

Socialist

probably my favourite places in europe, sweden included. the people are beautiful(the actual people), the sights and overall its just a flower to the world when you see the middle east, africa and the rest.. shame its all going down the shitter, just like here as well.

>Love it, ethnically pure
haha no. Its as ethnically pure as Denmark and even less Nordic. Icelanders have more genetic in common with Celts and not Nords.
but yeah Iceland is pretty nice and top tier but its clear you know nothing about it.

Norway: rich kids
Sweden: cucks
Finnbros: pretty based (rural folks are some of the most racist people on earth)
Iceland: moon people (that place is a god damn crater

Cold places. Other than that I don't give a shit.

They are all pilled up on anti-depressants so they can be called the happiest nations on Earth.

I didn't ask for your opinion on Sweden, though.

its quite funny how the autist fins shitpost so well

But who can pass on a chance to call Sweden cuckland

And I haven’t really been to Denmark, just ran through the airport to catch a connecting flight once.

It's literally 99% Icelandic, if that's not ethnically pure i dont know what is

er, 93% *

"Icelandic" isn't really a real ethnic group though.
The first settlers of the island were 95% norwegians and 5% celtic monks. Since then it's almost untouched.

*untouched genetically speaking, not historically speaking.

Didn’t the monks have to take a vow of celibacy? How can they have Celtic offspring if they didn’t have sex?

>Iceland
>Daneclay

why would a norwegian colony settled by norwegians belong to Flatlanders? Would you guys even be able to breathe in such elevations, Jeppe?

Why are burgers so horrified of being naked in the presence of other men? Why the crippling insecurity?

Most peaceful country with the worlds highest living standards, a welfare state and universal healthcare system that is the envy of the world is what you call harsh conditions? Huh.

AKSHYUALLY we're all mildly alcoholic and caffeine addicted, so there.

just like Denmark is 94% white. Its the same mate
>93% of the residents of Iceland are Icelandic citizens, with one tenth of the population being foreign-born
10% are foreignborn and we have no number on their descendants. So its likely less than 88% Icelandic ethnically.

>Recent DNA analysis suggests that around 66 percent of the male settler-era population was of Norse ancestry, whereas the female population was 60 percent Celtic
Just look at Haplogroups of northern Europe and you will see that Icelanders have more in common with Brits than they do us. They are a 50/50 mix between Celts and Nords.

They took, or "traded" women from the british isles and norsed them, so Iceland now has a bunch of celtic and irish genes.

>why would a norwegian colony settled by norwegians belong to Flatlanders?
because all the north are Daneclay. Iceland was under our sadistic evil rule for hundreds of years.

I unironically want to visit all of them.

Actually, Iceland remained a Norwegian overseas posession until 1814, when the treaty of Kiel ripped them away from us into your hands.
Yes, Norway was still "a thing" in our union.

>What careers are up there?

Almost any sort of careers?

You guys do way too much drugs and alcohol.

66% of all the women in Iceland were Celtic thralls and brides.
34% of all the males were Celtic thralls and workers.

>Yes, Norway was still "a thing" in our union
det ved jeg da godt Thorgil

The took Scottish and Irish women with them as they passed through to iceland.

Honestly, I think it gets cold there.

>be norwegian
>get crushed by ice

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>Icelanders have more in common with Brits than they do us

That's not true though, but there is some mix of course

Yeah, so you have no business calling Iceland danish clay. they remained under us for centuries longer than you and we populated the island.

>norway
bros
>denmark
just a temporary stop you visit only when travelling
>iceland
5/5
>finland
everyone wants to be american and no one believes what you're saying

I hate all Scandinavian countries, the people are just a bunch of sheep with no individuality at all.

No wonder this place have literaly NO culture

I would be nice to live in a country called Doggerland

Men altså, Achmed...

Beautiful nature, comfy towns. What's not to like?

>Norway
Great place to hike and fish, awesome nature, good sweaters

>Denmark
People are tall and smell funny, nation is flat and filled with foreigners

>Iceland
Mordor. Patronymic names, very trad

>and Finland
Home of the True Hyperborean Master race

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Why are Americans so insecure?

>Denmark's royal family imposes Danish values
>Norway's cool and hard to get citizenship
>Iceland is naive and welcomed a single nigger that gave 24 women AIDs in a week
>Finland wants to be cool but Helsinki is browning
I never understood why people don't protect their capital cities. Those should be the one place you keep foreign hordes away from.

Nä men Mahmud! Du kan ju allti gå tibaks ti Syrien.

based nordic countries

>the people are just a bunch of sheep with no individuality at all

Teens in the cities perhaps. Outside cities people are vastly different from eachother. A huge variety in characters - like a cartoon.

All I know is that the Finns killed alot of commies, and they had the White Death sniper guy. So I love the Fins.

>comfy towns

Like what? 99% of them are shitty wooden sheds.

The nature is boring as well, just pine forest over the whole country, no variation at all.

Gods among men

>Norway
They kill whales. I don't like whales

>Denmark
Alchool and marjuana, but nice people

>Iceland
no trees, only mosses, lichens and hot pounds

>Finland
Lot's of shitposting from Finland, also Spurdo

In general, the lack of vitamin D + the northern lights make the scandi people quite weird, but everyone kinda like them.

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Weak people, not you're fault tho over a century of a lush life does that to men.

>gets a boner when around naked men

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Damn, got em

Deserved getting smacked around by crusaders but thats about it.

>Norway
based music
>Denmark
very racist and based
>Iceland
based bros
>Finland
free áland

Iceland is one step away from literally enslaving all men under the rule of women because a feminist studies major said men are bad and you think Icelanders are intelligent?

The mighty ducks upset Iceland in ice hockey.

Ducks ducks ducks

USA USA USA

rightful claim boi

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All weak pussies that need to be exterminated.

This

>Norway
Awesome
>Denmark
The best country in the world
>Iceland
Decent
Finland
>Decent
Sweden
>Awesome if they break free from their nativity.

ofc a Nethercuck likes Scandinavia, you are almost as bland and boring as they are.

Only a gay boi wouldn't want to sit around with his mates naked

>free åland
I don't think those potato chip factory workers want independence. 30,000 people is not enough to fill a working government. They also get free military protection and they get more taxes than they themselves pay for, so independence would be a stupid deal from their point of view.

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>Why are burgers so horrified of being naked in the presence of other men?
Because their degenerate culture makes every ass give them boners regardless of what sex or age the person who owns that ass is

Icelandic

Been to Finland (Utsjoki and Joensuu) and Denmark (Kobenhaven, Juelsminde, Velje and Aalborg) and I currently live in Iceland, havent been to Norway but know loads of people who are from there/been there. Finland is my favorite (excluding of course my beautiful, pure county) Finnish people are the funniest ive ever met, and also very honest and kind. Danish people are either extremely rude or extremely polite, no inbetween. And Norwegians are really square and plain, but kind and polite non-the-less. As for my beautiful nation of Iceland, I am extremely proud of my nation, but dissapointed in my people. There is such a lack of national pride and patriotism, even though there are so many reasons for us to be. I am extremely patriotic about my county, and I really want more people to be, but I think people are just too disinterested and uninvested in nationalism nowadays.

So what is a good none boring country to you? Guess you are going to have a boring life anywhere you go if you are incapable if of making friends speg.

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Because they never grew up mentally, their react like 6 year old boys.

What are your thoughts on norwegians and danes claiming that you are their rightful clay?

Once awesome and I looked up to as a child now I laugh as they burn

Interesting, too far away for me to care about that much honestly. But the story of Jan Baalsrud in World War 2 is very inspiring

Mein ancestor.
Norway is okay.
Denmark are a bunch of mantits country, they lost a war to us.kek
Iceland is okay.
Binland :DDDDDDDDDDDDDd fug

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Our closest friends

>Norway
No
>Denmark
No
>Iceland
No
>Finland
Yes

Norway yes*

Ja vi elsker...

In the immortal words of Skwisgar .....
"Dutch are scum"

youtube.com/watch?v=KJKVPYQW6KE

Eh, they can bitch all they want, there has always been an "Icelandic" nation, even if our territory was property to someone else. The proof of that is that we still speak our own language. If their claim was legitamate, we would be speaking some throatfuckery.

>Norway
based
>Denmark
not based
>Iceland
based
>Finland
based and blackpilled

Degenerate subhuman mutt.

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>It's literally 99% Icelandic
Not really

Demographic studies show the percentage of foreigners in Iceland at around 10% with other studies showing that number is likely to rise to around 15% by 2025

We may not be on track to becoming a minority because of sandniggers but we're on track to becoming a minority nonetheless

It's one thing to "own" a nation in e.g a union, it's another to be the first settlers of said nation.
Don't forget, Leifur.

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>everyone wants to be american
Pilalla. Surullista, kuinka ihmiset haluaa olla länsimaiden pohjasakkaa, vaikka on näin hyvästä maasta.

>norwegian outcasts settle in Iceland
>over 300 years they intergrate into their own people separate from their ancestry
>norway: "uuuh im king now, k bye"

You might aswell say both Norway and Iceland is rightfully Kenyan since our supposed Human Ancestors originated there

No but seriously, you're right. I think it's hypocritical of some Norwegians to complain about our time in unions with denmark and Sweden, while completely sweeping the 120 years Iceland was annexed by the Norwegian crown before the Kalmar union under the rug.
Sorry.

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Denmark is, as one of the last colonial powers, fairly based. In our colony, Greenland, the Eskimos (and all others) must not buy as much as a square or cubic meter of soil. All houses are on borrowed land, the kingdom Denmark owns it all and just waiting for the ice melt

>Norway
Cucked.
>Denmark
Cucked.
>Iceland
Who?
>Finland
Perfect in every single way.

They seem like a very empty and boring place to exist.

You tried.

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This is some pretty brainlet understanding of what haplomemes actually are, i wish people would stop using them as "evidence".

Norwegians are some of the biggest cucks i have ever met

Danes are fun to interact with but a bit degenerate

Fins are autistic and weird so i like them

Never met an icelandic person

>Norway and Iceland
>based
You know nothing meme flag faggot