Brit/pol/ - Friday Night Saturday Morning

>Bitter Remainers dealt ‘DOSE OF REALITY’ as figures ‘PROVE Brexit is ALREADY WORKING’
express.co.uk/news/politics/1001951/brexit-news-theresa-may-heathrow-airport-travel-figures

>Bertram the Pomeranian gets dressed up to show Sun man James Beal around the Big Apple
thesun.co.uk/fabulous/6990665/betram-pomeranian-in-new-york/

>Man pretending to be cop after stealing uniform and bike from police station
metro.co.uk/2018/08/10/man-pretending-cop-stealing-uniform-bike-police-station-7825863/

> British holidaymaker's terror after campsite submerged in France
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6047185/British-holidaymaker-describes-terror-raging-river-submerged-campsite-kids-France.html

>Abortion in Argentina: Senate narrowly rejects legalisation
channel4.com/news/abortion-in-argentina-senate-narrowly-rejects-legalisation

>Will Elon Musk's masterplan to take Tesla private succeed?
newstatesman.com/politics/business-and-finance/2018/08/will-elon-musks-masterplan-take-tesla-private-succeed

>Final Say: Parliament can legislate for fresh referendum within weeks, says Vince Cable
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/final-say-vince-cable-brexit-referendum-eu-uk-leave-no-deal-vote-a8486091.html

>Ex-Labour leader condemns Corbyn over anti-semitism
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-45147656

>UKIP Wales members elect Gareth Bennett as assembly leader
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-45119893

>Belfast cannabis: Arrests as £1m of drug found in the city
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-45142631

>Muslim convert admits London Oxford Street terror plot
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-45147682

>Boris Johnson burka row: ROWAN ATKINSON defends comments - ‘Only apologise for BAD jokes!'
express.co.uk/news/politics/1001997/boris-johnson-burka-rowan-atkinson

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war

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That's not thicc that's just fat mate. She probably stinks like fucking cheese and shit

Why did I have to go on r/ukpolitics? It's an utter shitshow.

Start living in the country.

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I want to shove my seed into that thing a hundred times over.

yeah
that's part of the motivation
i want to get legs approaching that big before i start hrt
then i'll look amazing

Sat next to a decent looking iranian girl and she smelt like donkey with bad stomach empty all over town village and had to move seats

Yeah there's no way she actually get into the crevices on he backside when she showers... she probably has 2 year old dried up sweat and butt-cheese under the crevices of her ass cheeks. It's making me hard just thinking about it.

Lulu why did you stop harassing the Tedposters? Did something happen?

i smell like maple syrup

> Deano box hellhole
Nah, mate.

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I went to a beautiful piece of countryside near a farm where I liked to camp out in the summer and that is almost exactly what I saw. Those fucking things appear out of nowhere with very little warning.

fuk

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Deanos talks about the missus and the ethanol and the newbuild and tells you that youtube.com/watch?v=MXXRHpVed3M

>why did you stop harassing the Tedposters?
if they want to preach the fable of ted who am i to stop them
everyone is free to draw there own lessons from the story
maybe it will make some would be bomber realise blowing stuff up just doesn't work as planned

Why is the magazine on that 'ak' so skinny? is that a fucking 22lr?

how old are you

reasonable sized boxes you got there

checkd.

looks fucking disgusting though.

any villages that look pic related comfy?

It's a small town in Maine, the place I live. You can see the Canadian coastline in the background.

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old enough to provide expert level sex
guess how much dick i can swallow

God, I can smell the Dyson cordless and company Vectra from here.

Has to be coastal for me. And no neighbours. I'm leaning to coastal Northumbria.

This is after I win the imaginary lottery which I don't take part in, of course.

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Theyre all 2bed flats

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IKR pretty Btec innit

That's depressing.

being fair she just has HUGE hips, she's lost weight now and has the most ridiculous curves I've ever seen. still not sure if would though.

Is that the whole truth?

put on channel 4+1 lads. peng munch's new show.
he just threw up in a bag because the lambo was going too fast

31% of primary school children in England and 72% in London are non-white

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>she's lost weight now and has the most ridiculous curves I've ever seen
[citation needed]

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Its weird, theres plenty of 22lr ak clones here, but they usually take mags that are full size externally.

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I haven't got a tv mate. I'm not sorry.

The UK was 94.5% white in 1991

Is that a BB gun?

yeah
i even blogged a bit of their oc on artstack
it's literally to only thing on my facebook
choice of a free pack of Jow Forums trumps when they finally get made or signed lewd photograph to the first person to be my friend

there were only 96,000 ethnics in the whole country of 50 million in 1951 when my gran was 12

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sadly thousands of them.

not for too long though hopefully, we'll have them all replaced in time with these eco homes.
then when they fall down in 20 years we can build even more eco homes

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I don't rate it senpai

saw the pianist

love jews now me

I got called a nonce and banned from Jow Forumsunitedkingdom for this

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bbc should get him doing top gear
save a fortune

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>please be sarcasm

youtube.com/watch?v=KupAgY18QDc

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There were even fewer than that
>It is estimated that in 1950 there were no more than 20,000 non-white residents in the United Kingdom, mainly in England
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethnic_groups_in_the_United_Kingdom

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it's utter garbage, even worse than the big narstie show. this is the future of British tv

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who or what the fuck is peng munch?

No, GSG 22lr ak semiauto. Currently sold out

sportsmansguide.com/product/index/ati-gsg-ak-47-ria-semi-automatic-22lr-rimfire-165-barrel-101-rounds?a=1810120

They also do an stg44 version, pic related

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> watching television
There was a program a few years ago: Celebrity One Man and His Dog. Finished me off, mate.

I go nowhere near that mess now.

not really feeling seduced away from babe girl fitness motivation
i want a flat top now though
how did the white kid in the 80s rap duo do it?

Fat.

Bit too nerdy for me.

it's just the shape i'm aiming for
i want to do it 80% fit 20% natural cushioning

0:32
youtube.com/watch?v=dBTtZffQomE

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You're delusional.

no but really. also how fat are you

unequivocally thicc

retard

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Why though? You're making a terrible mistake don't do it.

You going to got a dicktorectomy?

She's fat you loser and there is no denying that.

what an ugly cunt.

youtube.com/watch?v=_vY0QwiPa5w

I'm going to try out this tripcode thing, don't be too mean.

well obviously i can't reach those actual proportions without getting body builder huge legs
but that's the direction my body shape will be heading in
exercise has already gained me muscle desu

5'8" and i was 9lb13 until i started working out

Shes really not though, look at her legs. Just a fucking bizarre hip/waist ratio. Like shes got an extra buttock.

this. I hate your kind but I'll tell you this. there is no way you'll put on weight like that before HRT, your body doesn't work like that, and probably won't after either.
you're mentally ill

kek.
>The year is 2032
>GB is in turmoil after delays in leaving the EU the socialist govt renigs on the deal, opting to remain
>The revolts started in northern Ireland
>Arms left collecting dust on shelves since the 90's were picked up again.
>Quickly it spread into Scotland, and the midlands
>then to Wales and Cornwall
>Sepratitsts are everywhere
>Islamic
>Monarchists
>anarchist
>...fascist
>The pecularity of the fascists is they only use 22lr STG replicas
>they make up their lack of firepower with zeal and physical fitness.

plz add/edit it as you see fit

incels

wanna see my cock on skype bby?

Anyone else planning to opt out of organ donation in 2020?

Seek professional help you sicko.

She's still fat.

>you'll put on weight
muscle i will
been doing work outs
getting sweaty and sore legs

youtu.be/ZMifsyn50u4

That's funny coming from the sad internet virgin.

Ew.

Zero reason to do this unless you're supplying a number of connected posts. Just saying.

I want to be known.

Yeah, me id have one of these. Long distance relationships...

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>>Seek professional help
i'm worried they might encourage me desu
i'm a cutey
boys like me

But no one wants to know you.

where as if i just do my own thing i might snap out of it

kys queer

2:22

hahahahaha fucking PCSO politely blown the fuck out by nig nog

i hate these cunts

Did you steal that one from your mum?

if you were under 10st when you started then you'll only pack on lean muscle, you'll look strong but not 'curvy'. you're not a woman. sort it out lad

Shes a little chubby yeah
But if she lost a lot of weight, her hips wouldnt be much smaller than they are
Because she is a really woman
Not a tranny like you

Ive had hepatitis mate, couldnt give mine away if i tried.

>n-no u
fucking retard. take off your trip, you're already pathetic

reminder to report tripfags

Why is it that virgin boys are so insecure?

why are you so mad?

>you'll only pack on lean muscle
why do you think this?

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could shoot crosst your island with that one eh?

this is embarrassing
how old are you? Be honest

Wait, are you calling me a virgin because I acknowledged the girls hips are not due to fat? And you're doing that while posting with MLP type queerdom combined with a trip to cap off your attentionwhore faggotry? Fucking animals and other bitch boys != sex, virgin

REPORT TRIPFAGS

>you'll look strong but not 'curvy'
by bug and legs are getting bigger
that's all that matter for now
when i start looking like a female from behind i'll start the hrt and get female fat distribution on top of that