Norway is a superpower by 2025

she's a stink

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you have 2 hours to surrender or face annihilation

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Shut up before I bring my puukko perkele. You can come and have some herring and mämmi but don't try to threaten me with a fishing boat.

>you have 2 hours to surrender or face annihilation
Ok. I am waving my white flag now. Unfortunately it's my underpants and there's some brown on it. But, hey, it's the thought that counts.

Is it sinking? Is that a Brevik-class wet suit that dud is wearing?

who would win? Canada or Norway

Norway is the only strong country in Scandinavia
you are a norwegian proxy state

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Norway. Canada's subs would sink on their own and make the Argentinian Navy blush.

Yes but we're not part of Scandinavia so strongest Nordic country is Finland.

Got you covered.

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Reminder, Finland kicked TWO superpowers asses. Soviets and Nazi's. Norway relied on British forces who came to defend you wearing summer clothes. It was quite pathetic. Kudos for sinking that one ship in the fjord.. what was it called?

Oh look, they're playing with their boats.

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Too bad you suck at navigating and will crash it.

it was
S.S. your mom

God help whatever we run into though.

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fat, slow, and ugly.

Just like the average american.

4.5 mobile acres of America ready to drop Freedom from angry Hornets.

Tis a thing of beauty.

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Pick Norway they've got oil, you like oil don't you?

>when you give up land to commies you win

We dont want to see a video of you being born user

>Meme flaggot is jelly he'll never get to fly the Satanic Cross.

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Unironically agree. We should import Boers to increase our manpower

Norway is full of heroin addicts and niggers. Most of your population lives in Oslo and can see this every day.

>blocks your path

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We are only pretending to let them have it.
It's all part of the plan.

Australia would fuck norway up faggot

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why? they cant even defend their own against black robbers

We're an oil exporter again. No need for Kroner Oils. Our new addiction is...

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>MEMES.

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t. NATO American vassal

Norwegian Navy sea trials

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It was an unfortunate loss. After the peace treaty was signed, Finnish committee went to see Stalin. This committee had a bunch of Finnish communists. One bitch apologized Stalin about the war with Finland and what FInns did. Stalin shouted her to shut up. Then he proposed a toast to Finnish soldiers.

Fug.

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They could, but western progressives would hang them for crimes against "humanity".

>The chad Muhammad vs the virgin Ping Pong
Sure you would

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THANK YOU. I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT PIC FOR SOME TIME.

The sun is kryptonite of the white man

Shut up! Don't tell them the sad truth!

We like nuclear reactors.

I'm no fan of big government, but I do have a soft spot for military stuff. Even the small stuff of Norway. Engineering on display.

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LOL nice meme navy
our military can sink that flotilla in a few mins

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Did you return to Jow Forums because I told that Dane I missed you?

Awesome.

Why do you guys pronounce "three" as "tree"?

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Annex Cuckden already.

you are alright
dont be in usa tomorrow at 10 am

You must be hallucinating after a long fishing trip Bjorn.

> God help whatever we run into though.

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Same. Hate the government, love military toys and what they can do.
They recently installed Bomb storage facilities at Area 51 (called Igloos, SW corner of the base) and there's 10 identical hanger bays for something at least as large as the B-2.

There's likely a fleet of 6-7th Generation Stealth drones in there who you wouldn't notice loitering over a fleet until the fleet was at the bottom of the North Sea.

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implying our advanced nasams 2 missiles cant detect inferior american "stealth" planes

Of all the Vikings, you were the least successful, you lost Vinland, Greenland, and eventually Iceland, as well as the islands off the coast of Scotland. While Denmark and Sweden began to grow and attempt colonialism, you lot went so far backwards, you even forgot where Vinland, and Greenland was, and even attacked Greenland at one point for backed taxes, when they had been independent of you for at least 80 years.

All the good Norwegians left Norway a thousand years ago for conquest, and exploration, all that’s left now are thralls who fucked their way into becoming Norwegian, much as how the third world is fucking it’s way into becoming Swedes.

nah. we have been doing researcher on the subject

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>Implyin we don't have secret kill switches installed in every weapon system we sell to a NATO member at Israel's demand.

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It is easy to destroy you, just go on tinder and look where the norwegian female soldiers are at.

God, I wish the books I wanted were that cheap.

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>pricetag
Lol wut?
That's a great book series though.

>$3.99 shipping.
fucking deal breakers right there.

> Muh carrier

Cute but only effective to impress third world nations.
1st world armies vaporise that thing with a single missile

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kekeke. I heard Finns beat the shit out of everybody in those tests.

>1st world armies vaporise that thing with a single missile
Why would we vaporize our own ships?

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swedes btfo

I loved Tuntematon sotilas (the book and the films) so, yeah, I want to read these, too.

Always a deal breaker on an item over $25 for me.
Here's a pic of a highly classified Ohio-class submarine screw. I should have this.

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please daddy annihilate me with your BNC(BIG norwegian cock)

Are you the same faggot who has made like 100 threads about how Norway can beat the US in a war?

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He returned!

> Why would we vaporize our own ships?

You are a sinking ship

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The US Navy made a mistake by having female JOs stand officer of the deck while underway.

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T U R B O J U G E N D

We have our Estonian ally's Air Force to shoot down the enemy plane before they can launch at us.

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N A Z I S E X U A L I T Y

Norway don't. Have mercy.

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Never change, Aussie.