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LIVE PD WATCH THREAD - SHITTY PASTA COMPUTER ACTING CRAZY PLS FORGIVE

FEATURING CORPORAL CRAIGMYLE AND K9 LOR

THE CUTEST DOG ON LIVE PD
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BINGO
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>BUT I DONT WANNA SIGN UP

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frist psot

Niggers

Fucking bullshit field sobriety tests

inb4 dui

White cops are so nice

none of them here.

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Why is the cop still doing a field test with this bitch

NIGGER!

This shits taking so long that by the time they do a breathalyzer she will be sober. Maybe the woman is actually a genius and this has been her plan all along.

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Nig or spic in the house?

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I don’t understand why they don’t just start with the breathalyzer instead of the dog and pony show?

>fired weapon up & down

Absolute madman

Building a shitload of probable cause for suspicion of DUI.

probably so we won't have to switch to dindu activity

They’re not going in that house till Thursday

breathalyzer Not admissible in court

Field sobriety tests are completely voluntary, you don't have to do them. They're for the benefit of the police to build probably cause to take a blood or breath sample for testing.

What I'm wondering was it the alimony or child support?

Field breathalyzers are not admissible. The large breathalyzer at the station is admissible as is a blood test.

You're not being very nice. Should have been legal to slap her right there.

yes but if you refuse you can have your license suspended

He asked why not start with breathalyzer

Better than a dui

Fuck off police state goon.

>watch party

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Was that your mother?

and we're back

Nigs! Nigs! Nigs!

MAN, FUCK THIS GAY EARTH

THAT HAMMERED CHICK GOT THE PUSSY PASS

A potato even gets let off. Amazing.

Niggers! Quick lets go to Nye County.

And just like that, they cut away.

Didn't even have to flash her gross tits.

>Hammered chick

You mean tipsy old lady you fucking faggot.

Unbelievable!
>completely believable

No, I meant Hammered chick

Question for Lor

Who’s a good boy?!,

Lor alerting on camera man

I think there’s a nigger behind the camera the way lor is eye ballin

for nothing
and now dog questions. Is this a 1st grade presentation?

Old ladies aren't chicks, have some manners.

lol

whats nightwatch all about?

she needs to go back

nigger chimped out

>baby daddy
well there's your first mistake

This bitch is annoying

teen pregnancy, not even once

poor doggo having to live with this annoying spic

>they tried to run her over
Lmao

She boon is the calm one....is this real life

Dude is so fucked.

Aww pupper

>nigz and puerto ricans
disgusting

just another day for a niggress

yeah, jail incomming

Lisa is looking for a long term relationship user.

Have you joined Match.com yet?

>raising chad or tyrone's kids
no thanks

The amazing singing voice commercial is unbelievably annoying

In my state, and most, you can refuse all field sobriety tests including the field breathalyzer. What you may not refuse is the breathalyzer at the station or a blood test.

I’d still fuck those roasties , though, not gonna lie.

>robot

Fucking toys r us rc car

This dude is fucking methed out

just stop doing drugs people

you all are embarrassing

This guy isnt methin around.

I work in the same building as match.com HQ. the company is full of roasties and beta cuck basedbois. I like to make comments to them on the elevator about how they support baby murder by giving money to planned parenthood and how their company promotes degenerate hookup culture.

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did this skinny guy at wendys pass out in the drive thru or something? i missed it.

HURRY UP I WANT MY FUCKING BURGER

Good work user

good on you man

You have damage alright. Jesus.

I’m sure this guy is completely clean and an upstanding citizen

$840 to register a car in RI?

thats nuts

>$800 mercedes
nigger tier

Today was match.com's bring your kid to work day. Screaming kids all over business complex.

Good man

I wonder how long that line is getting.

kek fucking cattle

how many roasites with mutt kids?

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>the cows may attack her

So gross. See any freaks?

ninja cows

Dont know about the mutt kids, but there are plenty of early 30s no kids roasties there. Im sure a large number of them are sibgle mothers too.

Based coys

kek that cow was just happy and wanted to play with her new friend

Yes, match group employs a lot of the purple haired gender queer purple hair types.

God damn I’m retarded

did you guys see the street overlay on that chopper FLIR
fucking love that, i was wondering why no one had thought of it yet or how air spotters figure out what street they're looking at, GPS + gyro and some basic math, easy enough

almost Jew idea phew

This may be the slowest episode yet

Altamonte Springs user here. Sometimes we go to Sanford and go cow tippin. Those cows probably thought we were back

Wait, cow tipping is an actual thing?

yeah man, but you need to wait until they fall asleep. If you make any noise at all they wake up

Yeah bro used to do it all the time in high school

go to the nearest cow pasture and try it out. might need a few friends unless you can push a literal ton by yourself

Leonard Nimoy is looking rough

Damn it tammy

Fuck you tammy you fucking cunt.

Looking pretty good for a dead guy!