You walk in the woods at night and this thing comes at you

keked hard at this. living in the end times is shit, but at least there's always something new.

throw a pocket full of sunflower seeds on the ground then draw my dagger made of layers of different metals then ground down on the edge to expose each metal and gun with white phos hollow tips. there is a wax layer over the white phos to prevent the white phos from self igniting before the hollow tip mushrooms out. fire is useful on like 60% of the shit that goes bump in the night

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what the fuck is this shit

Drink some black blood, coat my sword in vampire oil, and spam Igni. Fuckin easy. Ain't my first Bruxa.

>unzip dick

Mozambique drill.

Lol. Looks just like the guy from this video.

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I'd dance to get a new mask.

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lot of dark shit ITT

Q predicted this.

Fuck this planet, I'm leaving.

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fuck it right in the pussy

beat it up and rape it to assert my dominance

There we go. Don't forget to dodge

>What do?
Let my dog eat it

Wonder how I ended up in a Sidewalks and Skeletons music video.

Fucking newfags.

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i've always wanted to have sex with a blood elf...

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Scare it off by misgendering it.

Aim for the adam's apple, easy. Kill it like any other creature, by the throat.

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This is not what the La Goblina meme was supposed to mean.

cast FIRE

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Take solace in the fact that it will probably kill itself.

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So what's up with VVitch Haus these days? /gif/ had this great webm of a Russian witch house producer mixed with clips from the movie "the void". It was great. Haven't paid attention in a few years. Honestly, most modern trap house rap sounds like 2011 Witch house to me.

Try and wait it out till the sun comes out. It's the only thing to do.

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Feed it a 9mm

Do the exact dance back as if it were looking in a mirror. Then it would be ready for breeding.

Shoot guns (Probably my AR-10 and VP-9) until empty, then charge with my shovel.

walk in my woods at night and you'd better be carrying a gun or you'd be food. Even the fucking owls will try to take your head off.

kek, quit playing spore

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she lives in harmony with nature she needs no guns

>It's the only thing to do.
Not if you have your handy dandy vampire killing kit.

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Throw a pokeball to catch him

double tap and secure my flanks

I like it. Especially that gun.

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I would caress it's neck and convince it to bring me to pleasure orally. I would withdraw during climax, nut in it's left eye, promptly saw off it's head with my pocket knife and bury it in a shallow grave I would dig with it's skull.

que rico mueve el culo nosferstu

Capture it. Sell it to the zoo.

You're dead vampire.

Preforming my burger mating dance and help spawn more 0%ers into the world.

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