NASA and ULA are about to launch a Delta IV Heavy carrying the Parker Solar Probe, which will skim through the upper atmosphere of the sun. If successful it will become the fastest man-made object in history.
Launch coverage has started. Liftoff scheduled for 3:53AM Eastern US time, with a ~1hr launch window. About 50 minutes to go from the time of this post.
Lead Engineer for the probe is a woman Abandon all hope.
Lincoln Morris
This is why SpaceX exists.
Wyatt Young
Genuinely hoping it blows up on launch - defense contractors have has a stranglehold on spaceflight for decades... these dinosaurs need to go extinct so the up-and-comers can start getting shit done.
Jackson Thompson
They probably have, but I couldn't tell you a specific launch to look up. It's just a matter of the launch occurring right before sunrise or after sunset. That and it has to happen where people can actually witness it. Most launch out over the Atlantic where no one is around to see.
That particular Falcon 9 launch was in California right after sunset and it was flying South into a polar orbit, so people in LA had a great view of the exhaust trail from side-on.
>Genuinely hoping it blows up on launch - defense contractors have has a stranglehold on spaceflight for decades... these dinosaurs need to go extinct so the up-and-comers can start getting shit done.
this, but it will be sucessful most likely. Those defence contractors had literal blank checks to develop the original ICBM's and then blank checks again to develop them into orbital launch systems. Meanwhile Musk had to sink over 1 billion of his own money into SpaceX before it had a single bit of interest from NASA.
Joshua Sullivan
now its better that NASA
Austin Bell
fking interesting how the Delta IV has become the Titan IIIE of the 90s/2000s/2010s.
Aaron Evans
7 minutes to go
Also a reminder that all Delta IV launches generate a big hydrogen fireball that scorches the rocket at ignition. It's normal and accounted for.
Jack Carter
>NO GO if this aborts ULA is going to look like absolute niggers
Jack James
>skim through the upper atmosphere of the sun >people believe this shit.
NASA is infected with SJW insanity. Its a meme agency. SpaceX is also somewhat pozzed, but it laregely remains a home of proper nerdy incel white guys, which is probably why theyre so much better.
Liam Powell
NASA was deliberately sabotaged. King Banana had them doing shit like climate change propaganda and Muslim outreach, along with the diversity hire nonsense. Thank God Trump is trying to turn it around.
Tyler Harris
>@NASA >1m1 minute ago >At this time, our Parker #SolarProbe launch team is in a no-go status as we await further details. Teams are investigating a condition.
Benjamin Smith
I hope someone will steal it any do a barrel roll
John Green
Just under 35 minutes left in the window.
Ayden Bell
A DEMON VOICE JUST TOLD ME:
IT WILL BLOW UP!!!!
Lincoln Kelly
TALK LIKE A BOGAN YA FUCKING CUNT.
Austin Baker
I'm sorry, I've seen many launches at different times in the morning and this has only recently begun. That plume, moving into itself is NOT an artifact of the sunlight. No way. Uhuh.
Isaac Jones
If you mean the little puffs inside the main exhaust trail, those are the RCS thrusters on the payload fairings. That is a recent development, as SpaceX is working on recovering the fairings.
Ayden Evans
New T-0 at 4:28AM Eastern. ~16 minutes from now.
Austin Thomas
massive waste of money, a rocket costing 400 mln $, because you can't buy RD-180 from us anymore (sanctions lol) and have to resort to oudated over expensive shit.
Isaiah Gray
No, I don't mean the little puffs. Lol I mean the enormous expanding cloud that great from within. You can say light of the sun 1000 times and put it on TV and 1000000 people repeat it, but it doesn't make it so.
Evan Murphy
SpaceX is already working on their BFR that will be cheaper and more powerful than a Delta IV Heavy in reusable mode.
Xavier Wright
I guess Jow Forums wishes this launch fails?
How is this Jow Forums anyway?
Evan Edwards
Jesus Christ COM sleeping at the fucking helm?
Ethan Edwards
typical COM
Ryder Clark
The exhaust plume starts expanding as it climbs in altitude and the air pressure gets lower. There's also a point where the first stage separates and the second stage with a vacuum optimized engine bell ignites. The same kind of trail happens with every launch, it's just usually not very visible because of the lighting conditions.
Nathaniel Garcia
T-4min and counting
Luis Reyes
It's current events. Also NASA is related to politics.
John Stewart
Nah, the probe is a nice thing. Hope it succeeds. in general any space stuff is welcome - since Cold War ended mankind lost interest in space.
Connor Torres
T- 2 Minutes
Zachary Fisher
Only thing that could top Rich Roll is if this rocket explodes.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't reeeing internally right now. I live within a hundred miles of Cape Canaveral and haven't caught anything being launched in quite a long time.
Yeah, like I said, you can say it a million times but I'm just going to believe my own eyes. Thanks, tho.
Hudson Campbell
Liquid oxygen/hydrogren that is warming up and turning into a gas. They continually top off the tanks with cold fuel and let the excess gas vent. until it's time for liftoff.
Oliver Murphy
The NASA logo is a blue ball. It's to be expected.