Jow Forums humor thread

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not sure if deep or not

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Noice digits

This just makes me mildly sad.

:D

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I don’t get it

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(((Jewish))) humor

Greentext thread?

>Be me
>Be of brown persuasion
>Barely know any of my family ancestry, assume I'm a negro mix of some kind. Never knew my parents.
>Buddies jokingly call me 'nogger'
>I think it's a nickname from when I was at school, because I hung out mostly with the chocolate-coloured kids.
>I mostly just laugh and shrug it off
>Live in the north, it's fucking cold most of the year
>Like a literal freezer
>I make my living by helping to manage a small hostel for frozen tourists who come to visit us for our breathtaking climate
>Spend days sitting indoors, talking to the visitors. They mostly just come and go.
>One fateful day in the middle of winter a bright burst of light suddenly appears from the sky
>wtf? Spring isn't for another 2 months
>Seriouscauseforconcern.png
>A loud grumbling sound
>The roof of my shitty little apartment complex is totally torn open
>Not that I care, the heating never worked and the walls were paper thin
>I am staring at a huge, monstrous hand
>It grabs me
>Lifts me out of my apartment
>Hasgodcomeforme.mp3
>Tears off my clothes
>My last memory before I black out is a huge, warm hole enveloping me

>Be me
>Be nogger

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I can imagine no timeline better than the one described here.

Almost perfect. Should have shown a black man and wrote pic unrelated

9/10

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Thanks, Krautbro. This was my first greentext

Most people wouldn't know what a nogger is.

Fucking Kek!

Enjoyed it

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Hmm I thought the ice cream is pretty well known

Got me

grugposting is fresh af

I'd never heard of it until that pic.

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They kidnapped an abbo girl. Thats how the abbos started to attack.

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This will always be one of the best pol memes.

wish i had more :S

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How is it possible that a fictitious story can make me despise feminists even more? Its not logical.

>be the cause of nearly 1,600 children

can you reproduce with a car?

It hurts because I know just how plausible it is.

because you know, deep down inside, that it's what's going to happen if this timeline doesn't get any better.

Officer asking negro to cooperate. Negro responds as negros do, pulling out a gun and moving around.

Waifubots existing at all would be this timeline getting better. Little did we expect we'd actually have to fulfill the ancient manly role of physically protecting them from harm.

Yes it would mean that this timeline would be getting better, but the overall state of the world (biocunts in particular) would be a sad one. If the White Waman section of my race can't be fixed, i'll pray for the Waifubots to be made. might even take up programming to get it rolling

Fucking gold.

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>not having a half-built skeletal waifubot in your basement right this minute
I wonder if I'll complete her before the AI to power her comes around. Artificial muscles are more complex than I thought.

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Psychoanalyst heal thyself!

i wish i had the skills to build one. Would love to have a Waifubot tbqh desu. Most women i personally know are crazy as fuck and either fat as shit or love to shoot heroin. If i had a waifubot, i'd not only be able to have a legit connection, but i'd have the support to do what i need to achieve since she'd always support me.
>tfw your waifubot is atleast 15 years away, maybe 50

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>in 15 years we will have glitchy uncanny valley robowives. They will cost half a million dollars.
>in 50 years we will have perfected robowives for 25,000 dollars.

i can only hope user, i can only hope

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>look up the article
>expect animu reaction images
>it's a list of ascii faces
>half of them are dongers

Just in time for me to enjoy her company for six months and cry into her rubber bosoms about my regrets before dying. I hope she won't be intelligent enough to miss me.

Underrated

>rubber bosom
Nah, man. By the time perfected robochicks are online they will have developed materials superior to silicone or tpe. My robowaifu will have tits that feel real while being gravity defying. They will remain just as perky as the day I bought her.

I just made a greentext, however I made a thread for it because it isn`t funny, but more for the feels

Can I see it?

Yes just click on the link and you will be able to read the greentext

From what I recall, those kinds of people have more kids since each has such a small chance of survival, so at least one of them might survive

KEK, I havent seen this one yet.

There goes my tea kek.

>speaks in the most faggotry british english accent imaginable

Was it green tea, sir?

damn that was a good one

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your proxy is turned off, moshe

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Western thread aynone interested is welcome!

I always imagined the negro "retardingly pulling a gun"

Either works

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How could real women even compete

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Neck yourself

kek

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yours isnt

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not a kike you filthy tiptaster

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you are far worse than a kike, you are kike's cattle

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