AUS/POL/ MELBADISHU EDITION #2

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Are eastern state people that retarded they can't use a toilet?

Figures.

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youtube.com/watch?v=Ulj61LxQgTI

>ywn sing waltzing matilda with the lads as you march into battle wearing a slouch hat

>tfw I was joking
>now I realize that the Eastern states was never actually human to begin with
What the fuck is wrong with you people.

do people really stand up to put the shit paper in?

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That's for the millions of third and second worlders who don't know how to use a toilet that Victoria has imported. They are the average people at a Victorian university.

Until around mid-high school I used to stand up before wiping.

i like how they even add not to shit on the floor because it makes me know that people have done it enough they included it

The average Victorian is no better. This sign was probably designed by a 3rd worlder to teach the average Melbournian, don't kid yourself user. Victorians aren't human.

i did it until the age of 6

You see less and less of this this shit the further you get the fuck away from melbourne

Sup neets

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once a filthy junkie camped by a bus stop.
under the shade of a neglected commieblock.
he sang as he watched and waited till his smack boiled.
you'll come a nuke melbourne with me.

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I don't think you understand. I am taking shots at Victoria. Victorians are inferior. Lesser human beings.

just got back from Dan's

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=87&v=oET1WaG5sFk

this is the only candid recording of hitler in existence

remember to get your 100 MILLION DOLLAR powerball ticket before thursday.
i am already looking at some personal islands for sale.

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is Dan your boyfriend?

no but I rely on him like a father

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you could probably buy Australia off the government for that much

>tfw have been blocked for days on how to finish the cartoon im making

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With tentacle cumshot

they'd prefer yen

i opened with that i need something else

you mean Yuan

chong detected

pedoface?

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I wish Milo or Lauren or someone bigger came and spoke at Latrobe, we would have our own Charlottesville

get some help

You are wasting your time and other people's attention on stupid, pointless infighting. +1 for (((them)))

because sound economic management is for losers, amirite?

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Post some of the best one, I might let you come visit when I win on Thursday.

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Quintessential American.

>tfw I know 3 police officers
>solid blokes, doing their best to unfuck things
>the pozz forces out anyone with half a brain after a few years, so my mates might not last too much longer
our police force is fucked

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tell them to shoot some niggers before they leave

it's for all the foreign savages who think you can't flush dunny paper

standing just makes it obvious in the picture

country vic is mint, melbourne is fucked beyond redemption though

Such inferior Victorians.
theconversation.com/whats-the-best-way-to-go-to-the-toilet-squatting-or-sitting-63991

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Victorians are subhumans

you wanna fight me?

Subhuman detected. Learnt to poo in the loo yet?

nah I still shit in the shower and stomp it down the plug hole

>>'Police are running scared': Fury as it's revealed cops CHOSE not to arrest rampaging Sudanese youths who threatened to raid homes and abused locals as 'white trash' in terrifying riot through the streets of Melbourne

Tell me more

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alpha

I have vomited a few times when it's extra rank and the hot water spreads the stink around

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trust me if you have ever been on the piss and decided to eat spicy food you want to shit in the shower. the water will ease the burn of the liquid fire. it's probably why poo's shit in rivers

well?

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what's life like for those born after 9-11?

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Groomer

its amazing

they weren't breathing when the world trade center fell down on live tv

>boomer 1980-1999
What sort of retarded metric is this?

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