/ptg/ President Trump General - Skellymummies Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
promiseskept.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>GOP Ad: Future of the Dem Party 8/10/18
youtu.be/iesJqCF2syg
>AG Sessions on Combating Violent Crime in Houston TX 8/10/18
youtu.be/ygwqyFDatog
>NASAAdm Bridenstine on CSPAN 8/10/18
c-span.org/video/?449624-1/
>Sekulow on F&F 8/10/18
youtu.be/h83lijRjOrI
>DoJVideo: PSA Natl Center for Disaster Fraud 8/10/18
youtu.be/9drYzPc9MHI
>DoDVideo: Killer Punch 8/10/18
youtu.be/CRtklkUIPCo
>DoDVideo: DoD Birthday 8/10/18
youtu.be/2e0aXzq8F50
>WHVideo: VP Pence on Space Force 8/10/18
youtu.be/JpmKnKVeTjM
>This Week @State 8/10/18
youtu.be/PeYB-9HoHbg
>SpiceDaddy on Hannity 8/9/18
youtu.be/z_TxavBrBGA
>GOP Ad: Winning is Winning 8/9/18
youtu.be/nIKdIvWZqMI
>Pres Trump Roundtable on Prison Reform in NJ 8/9/18
youtu.be/EwUrifkn674
>VP Pence Announcement on Creation of US Space Force 8/9/18
c-span.org/video/?449656-1/
>VP Pence Greeted by DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis @Pentagon 8/9/18
youtu.be/iClPMrJ7lYU
>AG Sessions on Law Enforcement in Macon GA 8/9/18
youtu.be/gco5YVP-nlk
>CBP New Chief Provost 8/9/18
pscp.tv/w/1OdKrpeOOROJX
>ActAsstSoS Kaidanow on Arms Transfer Policies 8/9/18
c-span.org/video/?449570-1/
>Mooch on FoxNews 8/9/18
youtu.be/R3RtwQivsEI
>Judge Kavanaugh's Former Clerks talk about him 8/9/18
c-span.org/video/?449526-1/
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 8/9/18
youtu.be/fqdQpbqQgh8

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Alright Spencerpedes, are we voting for Tusli or Warren in 2020?

I Curse every Man, Women and Child of the Deep State. Misfortune, Sickness and Madness upon them.

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What's Trump's plan to stop the jew Jason Kessler tomorrow?

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GOOD MORNING, /ptg/!!!

It's Saturday A.M., frens!!! Our favorite time of week...time for breakfast hours

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Get Ivanka to set him up with a friend - keep him busy that way.

Good news for those that missed it. This terrible deal is now killed.

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Why has Arnold become such a cuck lately? He acts like a brainwashed faggot.

>Arnold was friends with Donald Trump
>Trump decides he's running for President, so he gives The Apprentice over to his buddy Arnold.
>Arnold then repeatedly snubs Trump, refusing to endorse him because Arnold's a Neo-Con.
>He then during the primaries purposely endorses one of Trump's last rivals, John Kasich, because Kasich was also a major Neo-Con.
>When the famous bus tape came out, Arnold then publicly said he could never endorse someone who acted that way about women and publicly told Trump to drop out and let his VP be president instead.
>Arnold got into the same situation Trump did when he was running for Governor, with women claiming Arnold sexually harassed them, yet he wasn't insisting that he could no longer run for office when it was himself accused.
>His run on The Apprentice tanks, likely due to the feud.

Videos of Arnold being a fag:

>Endorsing Kasich
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youtube.com/watch?v=_Ise8Mvzub4
youtube.com/watch?v=D7U4O6Nm-Uc
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>Arnold admittingon CNN that he was friends with Trump for decades and that he was deliberately back stabbing him
youtube.com/watch?v=94tmN4UtLr0

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>QT gives her number to me
>does nothing with it after 8 months
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME

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>tfw have some sort of allergy or intolerance that gives me indigestion when I eat eggs.

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I ate a ham and cheese omelette I put between two toast slices. I didn't take pictures.

lol disgusting faggotry amirite

He spent too long in California.

Liberal salt generation.

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Talented chad moves to California, doesn't feel well and... changes. LIBERALISM many such cases!

Looks like D.B. Cooper has been found but won't answer his phone.

Kek

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Dems on suicide watch

I had ham and eggs with some toast with peanut butter on it for protein. I washed it down with some orange juice and I'm downloading some b-movies.

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Was Arnold even a good governor? I can only see people lifting Arnold up on a goddamn pedestal as long as he criticizes Trump in any way possible. Otherwise nobody would give a shit about him.

Because REAL men stand up to and let their voices be heard.
Fan boi followers post shit like you without one second of pause.

/our guy/

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>eating

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this was the one with the attempted attack

And it was just marvelous that it happened just in time for the midterms.

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>Why has _Famous person here_ become such a cuck lately? They act like a brainwashed faggot.
Bretty much everyone in showbusiness desu. Trump's existance brings out the best/worst in people

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The only thing good that I'm aware of that he did was that he executed Tookie Williams, one of the founders of the Crips, which caused Snoop Dogg to chimp out. It was the last execution carried out in California

>T8000 will be breaking the president out of jail
>Terminator only saves the hope of mankind

Really takes the nogging for a jogging.

>LARPqueer is faggot
>this and more shocking news at 11

I began to gradually hate them

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>last day of interns
>this year I barely interacted with them
>company takes them out for icecream
>I go to hang out
>QT blonde intern starts talking to me
>she's perfect
>likes all the things I like
>spends the entire outing talking to me
>time to say goodbye
>don't exchange numbers or anything

If it was meant to be, she'll be back in my universe somehow

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You mean to tell me people whose profession is to play dress-up and make-pretend aren't completely mentally stable?

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where can I find Trump's rallies of the past say 30 days? havent watched them so far

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>last day of interns

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heh

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Why don't you doxx her and msg her on whatever social platform she uses?

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Jewtube

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>be intern years ago
>female brown regular worker
>literally pic related

I dont like the feeling actually of being bullied by a girl even as a joke.

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The only one you wanna watch is the one from Wilkes-Barre...of all Trump's rallies(going back to the 2016 primaries), that one is in the top five...perhaps even top three

bois, ive got some kino oc on its way get ready

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running the country and bringing racial awareness to millions of europeans worldwide

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The Austrian cries as he stabs you in the back...

good idea, except I don't have any social media accounts and I don't like chasing.
All the girlfriends I've had just fell from the sky into my lap without me having to do anything. Any girl I've ever "chased" ended up as a big waste of time and energy.
So I just let god take the wheel on stuff like that.

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Do you think sticking your dick in a fat Mexican house keeper causes you to become beta?

>Arnold's now a vegetarian
>Drives Hybrids
>Mixed race son

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>twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1028269087133257728

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>gets along well with qt intern
>doesn't get any contact info
>relies on 'fate' and then will do something if/when you see her again

With all due respect, faggot...you're a fucking pussy

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He did a slightly better job than Gray Davis who was recalled from office because he did nothing about the rolling brown outs and black outs in the state.

Guac leader standing by

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>pro-trump
>but anti-Israel

Explain yourself

Just declassify all of it Drumpf

Those crooked shits never stop do they

Quality post.

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He won't do shit.
Sessions won't either

All that body building probably changed the chemistry of his mind & body

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Probably just due to getting old. T-levels drop off, y'know?
>this is how I choose to remember him.

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TRUMP. MADE. TYPO
REEEEEEEEEE

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>Any girl I've ever "chased" ended up as a big waste of time and energy.

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Please don't post that fucking faggot...as if I need more reminders how much Florida needs to be fucking nuked

I voted for him not Ivanka.

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this guy fell out of the galaxy after this one, shit.

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Trump is synonymous with America. I'm pro-American. No, you don't count, urban refugee of holocaust descent.
Trump only does that shit for is real cause he's a genuinely nice man trying to come to terms with his daughter joining sandniggering.

>get part time job in high school
>Meet qt older girl who also works there
>We share similar interests and start hanging out
>Years later we're still in contact with each other
>She's extremely socially liberal and does a whole bunch of degenerate stuff for the "experience"
>Wants to join the (((banks))) and get extremely rich
>We disagree on practically everything
I don't know why we're still friends, honestly

>I need more reminders how much Florida needs to be fucking nuked

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That ugly sandnigger who performed the act has been a rare sight as well.

Sorry I'll post 1st Daughter instead

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Just fuck her mate

>having women as friends

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Should we euthanize people who are low T?

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See you later space cowboy
He did his barrel roll

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Sure you're not a TimeHo™?

What's that?

TimeHo=friendzoned beta

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>if it was ten feet taller he may have just died
you can die from a 6 ft drop, just depends if you land on your head / neck

>Just a broken guy

I imagine in 20 years there will be a lot of 50 year old "handhold virgins" that are going to be doing some pretty wacky stuff when they realize they missed out on life and don't want to decay away

okay so like a regular ho is a woman that gives many men her hole, a timeho is a man who gives lots of women his time

the orange retard is tweeting two times the same shit

someone take the phone from his tiny tiny sausage hands

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You can die falling from standing

TRUMP DISAVOWED

>2018
>Having premarital sex
>Having premarital sex with liberal druggies
I care about her, but I don't want STDs

Put it in her butt then

TRUMP JUST DISAVOWED THE CHARLOTTESVILLE RACISTS HOLY SHEEIT

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That's sodomy

KINO OC

>youtu.be/QdX70qymySM

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>twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1028269328246947840
>The lovely Lisa Page

Liberals are going to get mad at Trump for calling a woman lovely

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I'm glad he's getting ahead of this now

>Three month before midterms

Keep thinking that

>all kinds of racism
NO! RACISM AGAINST WHITES DOESN'T EXIST

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