Hi pol, I work as an IT Admin & maintenance engineer for the voting machines used in Ohio elections. I’m here to blow the whistle wide open on the Russian hacking epidemic. I know many of you who lean to the right, and I’m also a Trump supporter, feel like the Russian collusion claims are fake news. They are not.
So let me point out in detail what is going on:
>The Russians are using an SQL injection code to switch votes wirelessly >How does that work? >Simple. A Russian spy will go into a voting booth to “vote” >Instead of voting, the spy will use a very highly advanced wrist watch hacker router to hack the voting machine >Once the Russian spy hacks the machine, they switch all the votes to Republican votes >Once the spy is done hacking the machine, >An envelope full of untraceable bear bonds is handed to them by a rep of the GOP >This GOP is called a “gopher” and they walk around with billions of dollars in bear bonds to pay off the Russian spy hackers >Then the Russian spy uses that money to marry a Puerto Rican (for US Citizenship)
I’m sure you have many questions. The reason I know all of this is because the hacks do register in the voting machines, as an SQL injection wireless data hack using C++ code.
As a registered Republican, I have to come clean. I’m sorry.
We need to be the party of integrity, and stop using Russian spy hackers to hack our elections.
And before you ask, yes Hillary actually won the election by 98% of the votes, but our Russian spy hackers changed it all, including the Electoral college votes, and they did it all with SQL injections.
>>The Russians are using an SQL injection code to switch votes wirelessly proof it's them and not Soros or Israel who manufactured the fucking machines to begin with
right now getting rid of voting machines made in Israel is an issue supported by Republicans and Democrats
Dominic Evans
Sorry shill, that's not how those networking protocols work. There is absolutely no way to do what you're talking about.
Juan Parker
Do it, you won't, no balls.
Wyatt Wright
>Emilio Gomez Satnarosa Guzman DelaCruz Yep, that's exactly who I would expect is running our voting machines.
Brandon Wilson
do it faggot
Leo Lee
lol
Josiah Hughes
Heres the problem... i acutally now the REAL person who was in charge of the investigation from a technical angle and has confirmed there wasnt any hacking of the voting machines
Also, I know what a SQL injection is. Please take your nonsensical LARP somewhere else.
Levi Thomas
Sir, I have an engineering degree from Berkeley. I’m telling you it’s possible, and I’ve seen it first hand.
I’m ready to testify before Congress, good sir.
Austin Sanchez
>letting machines vote for you Just when you thought Burgers couldn't get any lazier.
>The reason I know all of this is because the hacks do register in the voting machines, as an SQL injection wireless data hack using C++ code are they using object oriented programming? If so, we. are. fucked.
Charles Gray
That fanfiction that got sent to Rick Wilson just won't die. It was nice of (((them))) to add the Russian Spy angle. Makes it feel very... Hollywood. I might even go as far to say it's entirely fictional, but the Dems really did collude with Russia for personal profit. It's all projection.
> SQL injection code parameterize your sql maybe you shit tier larper? I hope the left uses an excuse this glow in the dark and a decade too late in the elections
Not sure what’s funny about having our elections hacked by Russians. Here’s one of the watches we confiscated from a know Russian spy hacker called “The Babushka”
She was wearing this watch which works as a router that injects SQL codes.
>as an SQL injection wireless data hack using C++ code. I bet you felt really smart writing that all up as if its tech heavy programmer talk when in reality you're obviously some lefty retard
kek
Luis Edwards
Nah dude everyone knows it was The Hacker Known As Jow Forums. Shit larp 1/10
The action has died down a little. I think everyone up top has cut their losses and regrouped. Maybe we'll see something interesting sometime later.
Ian Cox
>Also even if that wrist watch thing is true which it isn't then why did Hillary get 3 million more? Hillary was actually ahead by 57 million votes, but the Russian hackers only had enough time to reverse everything but those last 3 million
The SQL codes don’t round up to prime numbers.
That’s what stopped the SQL injected worm virus from continuing to switch votes.
Gavin Davis
Anyone who knows what they are talking about, knows that the OP is a bundle of sticks. You are using a jumble of words that sound tech-ish to boomers. App dev for ~ 20 years here.
Adam Lewis
>Says he is ready to testify before congress >Has yes to testify despite claiming to be an important person in the voting process Just kill yourself already
why donl you refer to yourself as an engineer when all you do is install patches and make sure the boxes are plugged in.
Oliver Bell
Same, Harvard engineer here. His wrist watch has a micro EMP module embedded in the base capable of disabling all the other voting machines around his booth for about 1 minute which gives him enough time to spoof his vote and inject his SQL to hand over the rest of the votes. If you don't know what an EMP is, think of it as hitting the machines over the head with a club and leaving them in a daze for a minute. The problem is you can't prove an EMP after it already happened and they probably didn't spend the funds to detect this kind of thing since they were too trusting. Russia knew our guard was down.
Caleb Lopez
>are they using object oriented programming? I can’t go too much into it, because their method is like a fingerprint, and the FBI catches them by indentifying the method. What I can say is that the SQL injections are non-binary, but TRINARY! Their hacking methods are so advanced, we’re talking about a highly evolved society light years ahead of us.
Nathaniel Garcia
inb4 MSM articles using this OP as some kind of source/proof.
Tyler Price
>I'm ready to testify
Then go do it. Why the fuck are you posting this shit on Jow Forums? Call the cops.
Oh, you won't, because you're full of shit. Low tier bait. I'm mad.
I’m officially giving permission to anyone in media to use my information for an article. The truth must come to light.
James Rivera
I hope this happens. I need something to laugh at.
Charles Robinson
>Voting machines go down in a public place during elections Yeah nobody would notice it, especially when their phones and cars and everything else shuts off. But let me guess it would only affect the voting machines right?
The sad thing is media actually write like that. >the hacker "Jow Forums" manipulated the election using the malware "C++" to inject SQL into it
Matthew Bell
So what you're saying is you want to source fake news and associate Jow Forums with it huh Too bad the entire thread is filled with people calling you out for your obvious bullshit
Hudson Fisher
shit, sounds like they are sitting on tons of 0-day math vulnerabilities that they could have used to circumvent the cryptographic protocols of the voting process >What I can say is that the SQL injections are non-binary, but TRINARY! umm... that's actually another dimension to numbers.. that gives them total control of all stored information. we're fucked guys.
>>The Russians are using an SQL injection code to switch votes wirelessly >the spy will use a very highly advanced wrist watch hacker router to hack the voting machine >An envelope full of untraceable bear bonds is handed to them by a rep of the GOP nice
It's cool to see the Republicans pushing the tech scene. Much more interesting than using Mexican slave labour for votes.
William Edwards
>SQL >doesn't bother talking about attribution you're a liar
Gabriel Rogers
>As a registered Republican, I have to come clean. I’m sorry. BS. Voting machinges don't connect to ethernet, wifi or bluetooth.
>>An envelope full of untraceable bear bonds is handed to them by a rep of the GOP >>Then the Russian spy uses that money to marry a Puerto Rican (for US Citizenship) Kek.
Nice try though.
Adam Torres
I know you are a larping nigger but for the sake of the joke, why does a voting machine even have a wireless card in it? Are you that big of a retard to include it in your machines Mr. IT admin?
Jaxson Rodriguez
To be fair, C++ is malware for all intents and purposes
>hurr durr I'm so clever I found out someone with 4 last names isn't a conservative I think OP was trying to have some fun with this larp but you're so retarded we can't even make meta jokes.
God bless those Russia hackers. They saved Western civilization.
Grayson Williams
Fantastic LARP 2/10 bored enough to reply
Owen Morales
lmao imagine lying this much I work in California with the e-machines and they aren’t connected to the internet. Also, there’s a vote tally on the receipt I print at the end of the night that shows the total vote count. I’ve got to correlate it with the poll list of everybody who signed up and if the numbers are off, it’s a big fuckin deal and we have to audit with the sheriffs present. Op is some Jew shill trying to fuck over Rs
Ryan Diaz
>bear bonds Is that like a note that allows the russian to bail a bear out of bear jail? Anyway nice LARP, very entertaining.
Hudson Stewart
C++ seems like a practical joke that has been going on for way too long, but I say it's not intentionally bad. This is just the kind of pile of garbage you get when you start with C and randomly pour features on top.
Gavin Watson
Oh my god, they've had hacker routers since the 80's! How long have our elections been compromised?!?
Camden Cox
The machines are touch screens. There’s no keyboard on screen to type in any code nor are there USB ports or any other kind of port to hardwire in to. The only time you even have a keyboard on screen is for write in candidates but even then, at best you could just bring down the machine. They aren’t daisy chained together nor do they have Bluetooth or wifi so I don’t see how could get into one and hack the rest. Oh you’ve got a pocket emp huh? Guess everybody’s cell phones all stop working and grandpas pacemaker fails then. The lights go out in the room but this Jew thinks nobody noticed because the emp extends like 1 foot
Luke Gray
Controlled oppo sucks ass. Next time use less words.
Jose Thompson
For anyone not tech literate, this thread is obvious satire and sql injection is the most basic hacking technique possible that even a child can do. Its like saying you took over the pentagon with a slingshot.
Joseph Mitchell
Using an SQL injection primed with C++ and overclocked wireless cards, russian hackers have been able to upload a virus to the voting mainframe and are able to use a combination of contrasting residual radiation from key logging data against USBs filled with per pixel manipulated faux clinton porn
It's still shitty no matter the replies. Shills copy pasting muh gun control get more than this if they respond
Lucas Harris
try a more believable form of bait next time.
Tyler Long
Mr. Shill, if you're gonna larp at least make it believable. >Hillary Clinton with 98% of the votes.....hahahahahaha >GOP uses russian proxy instead of using someone in the party >Which party has rigged elections for decades? >Which party refuses to update voter rolls? >Which party wants to fill the country with illegals so they can buy votes, since their ideology is so shitty they are driving americans away? >Which party has had dead people vote? >Which party is trying to allow illegals to vote?
>>The Russians are using an SQL injection code to switch votes wirelessly >>Instead of voting, the spy will use a very highly advanced wrist watch hacker router to hack the voting machine
