>A 29-year-old airline worker at Seattle-Tacoma International Airport hijacked an airplane Friday night, performed aerobatic maneuvers, and then crashed into sparsely populated Ketron Island as two National Guard F-15 fighter jets followed closely behind.
Another meme escaped containment. Damnit Jow Forums stop being so sloppy with the magic.
Jeremiah Taylor
At this point a wouldn't be surprised. Quick, find out if he had a therapist and find out if that therapist is linked to any of the DRs working with other alleged "mass murderers"
>30 year old >boomer you have no idea what "boomer" even means lol
Henry Young
He'd always wanted to do at least one barrel roll before he died, and, god bless him, he fulfilled that dream.
Luke Lewis
This is Jow Forums work. Jow Forums is a board of peaceful, logical discourse.
Ryan Jones
Le 30 yo Boomer is the hot new Plebbit meme, guy.
Sebastian Brooks
nigga flyin upside down n shit just like that denzel washington movie
Luke Adams
>groyper twitter handle please gib source
Matthew Torres
listening to the audio was really sad.
Sebastian Davis
>that 30 year old boomer that doesn't get the meme >that other 50 year old boomer that doesn't get the joke so he immediately starts coping and saying that commies/r*ddit/jidf etc.. made the meme
He did a split S maneuver and was idk 30ft? from crashing into the water. For whatever reason he didn't want to land at this one airbase because they would "rough him up". He kept looking for other spots but eventually when the fuel got low he went out in a fireball of glory.
Brayden Thomas
>29 >millennial
Stop.
Xavier Wilson
that's a pretty good price on sips to be quite honest
I bet Bombardier will love getting the flight recorder data back from that plane, lost of good data on unconventional maneuvers saved in it for them to study. Too bad he had to crash a $32 million dollar plane with no survivors to get it. He should have had a parachute and put it on auto-pilot heading out to sea, then jumped when it was almost out of fuel.
Another fake story to push for increased security measures.
Adam Bennett
He cost the company more money than his entire career. Maybe a pay raise isnt a bad idea. Maybe cutting benefits is a bad idea.
If we all did this much damage to our shitty jobs on the way out, theyd stop ripping us off or replacing us with foreigners.
Brody Miller
Should have been playing this in the cockpit while talking to air traffic control youtu.be/siwpn14IE7E A legend of Jow Forums is born regardless. RIP in peace
Angel Murphy
F
Ryan Perez
Godspeed, Rich
Nolan Murphy
>"Hey, I want the coordinates of that orca; you know, the mama orca with the baby. I want to go see that guy." Was he referring to that operation breakthrough movie?
Carter Thompson
wait so you are asking Jow Forums for what really happened??
Aiden Davis
Guy flew really close to my house here in federal way.
Wyatt Price
>DO A BARREL ROLL meme made it's way into reality I guess there were bogies on his tail
Doing a barrel roll is a meme as old as time itself He was one of us He ascended
Nathaniel Edwards
Nearly everything in the news is fake, and there's an agenda behind every fake story they put out. They want cameras on every street corner and metal detectors and armed guards in every building. 1984
Brody Richardson
>They'll give you any job you want if you can pull that off >Nah, I'm a white guy
>>They'll give you any job you want if you can pull that off So what, would he actually walk free if he landed the plane? Would the army guys at the base fuck him up or no? It was just honey dicking right, theres no way he would walk free after almost pulling another 911 right