Oi, you got a permit for those rocks you're stacking?

>a bunch of autistic faggots represent all outdoorspeople
I can't fucking stand out. but I love nature. I have absolutely no problem with cairns
It's just a bunch of severely autistic retards over interpretting the whole "leave no trace" thing. The point of leave no trace is to not shit on the trail and to pick up your trash. Stacking a bunch of rocks doesn't do shit. People who get butthurt by cairns should be dragged out into the street and shot. unironically.

I wouldn’t be surprised if they can’t say stoners as to not offend Muslims.

Well thank God they're thinking about stopping the hipsters from stacking rocks on the beach
It's amazing how the UK really tackles the hard problems head on

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Holy fucking shit UK what the fuck are you doing?

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based

Kicking hipster cairns is one of life's simple pleasures.

>It's amazing how the UK really tackles the hard problems head on
It's called broken windows theory

Is bootlicking just in your genes? Do you have to be told to breathe and not use sandpaper to wipe your ass?

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I like to think some Lord was taking a stroll somewhere and saw one of those stone piles, hurried home and wrote the Queen a stern letter of indignation.

>pretty

I love taking the piss out of them now, they deserve it for what their country has become.

Those aren't stones they are Allah's punishment for the infidel
>calling Islamic punishment devices "stones"
OY M8
DATS RASISSM RITE THERE
YER NICKED
YOU GO TO GULAG

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My sides, literally in orbit.

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>I'm here with my whale of a wife trying to relax and plan my next crime against Europeans after having scammed them out of their money and what do i see!! Stacked fucking rocks!!!!! FUCK!!
>Beach /ruined
>What am I supposed to tell my wife's children now!?

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KICK CAIRNS & SHIT INTO GEOCACHES !

...

>I had a hot date at the Royal Child Fucking Club this evening
>and now my boner is ruined

>be scotland
>everyone is smoking rocks
>ban rocks
>but the wrong kind

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Alright bro, I'll bite
Why is stacking rocks so terrible?

> a practice dating back to the bronze age is a hipster sign

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>This is a crime against humanity!! Basically brexit#2
>What about the poor refugees trying to invade Britain via this beach!!!
>I'm going to tell Merkel first thing when I come home to Germany, She'll send her team of top level bureaucrats to sort it out and make the beach a cultural landfill for diversity

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And FUCK TREE STANDS AND THE REFLECTIVE MARKERS LEADING TO THEM

Experienced /out/fag here. It's fucking gay. Anyone who does that shit deserves the death penalty, especially on nature trails. There's a special place in hell for them, along with people that throw orange peels all over trails thinking they'll decompose.

This

Because it's gay. You're out in nature, you want to see nature things. It's the same as building "forts" in the woods out of branches, or digging holes. Don't do it unless you HAVE to. Stacking in public is just for instagram likes

Slavery and rape date back then too. What's your point?

That's exactly the point. Why do you think hipsters wear top hats and have curly moustaches, even thought no one does that anymore? Because they think they're so special and cultured.

You are referring to broken windows theory with the context of stacking rocks

You absolute mong

If I go too long without shaving I curl my mustache up because otherwise the thing gets in the way. There are some reasons for some of these things.

Okay that post was meant to be a joke

This

You can't do anything in UK can you?

Wait.

People cleaning up rocks from the beach and placing them in neat little piles so that you don't have a rock pressing into your back when you lay down your towel is a problem in the UK?

You probably don't look like this though.

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>slavery and rape is hipster
Learn how to follow a thread before spewing your puerile non sequiturs on to this board, faggot.

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>How dear you you insolent cur!!
>The lords told me i could migrate and sperm freely all across the UK without interference from the riff raff!!
>My dearest boner.. gone

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And kids building sandcastles should be banned too. Sandcastles are also a sign of colonialism/imperialism. So it's wrong on at least two counts, probably contibutes to global warming...somehow...

USA answers questions with freedom a lot of times.

Many EU countries build safe zones for their citizens. This is just the idea of a bowling alley with bumper lanes taken to the ideological extreme.

Let's just demolish Stonehenge then.

My point is that you should be enslaved and raped you whiny fucking loser

Poor and stupid people should be banned from visiting parks, beaches, forests, and all natural spaces.

Cairns should be banned. They are misleading to the rogue wanderer.

No, of course not.
I can see the side of people looking down on vapid girls stacking rocks to post a picture of it and be "artful" on facebook, but I don't think it should be against the law.

enjoy being owned by chow

>Many EU countries build safe zones for their citizens
Probably just the shitizens. The rabble working for the institutions which make up the EU, the are ultradiverse, overpaid, regressive and they hate Whites.

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good lad. its a phrase just as misunderstood as "the customer is always right". People take it to mean literally that, and rag on it or actually stand by it. When it was coined, it was meant as a "always agree with your customer during small talk" because it's not a business owner's place to argue politics or cars during a transaction. smile and nod.

The 'leave no trace' people are just as retarded, all it means is
-don't fuck up the plants
-don't leave trash and shit anywhere
-show some goddamn respect

>destroying beaches
1 storm rolls through and these are all gone.
has the world gone retarded?

Stonehenge is completely different to dickheads stacking cairns on the beach.

Not really

That's just a faggot, nothing else.

Just walking is still legal. Just walking. Do you really need goverment? Please answer.

Yes really. Stonehenge is an engineering feat and an historical wonder. Cairns on the beach are at best pointless childs play.

orange peels do decompose tho

ITS MISLEADING. CAIRNS ARE MEANT TO BE A LANDMARK TO GUIDE HIKERS, NOT A CHILDISH HIPSTER HOBBY. FAGGOT

>eu
>citizens
You mean subjects?

So what's the argument against sticking rocks?

No retarded answers like this

Oi, got a loicense for that garbage post m8?

read the thread you illiterate Russian rape baby.

Your such a fucking nigger Jesus. How fucking petty are you that you get mad over stacked rocks?

Most of your broken windows are followed by some 3rd worlder raping a white woman, not hipsters doing harmless shit at a beach.

Problems don't get more 1st world than this... The fuck are you guys doing over there? You really should be trying to put a stop to all the child rape, and acid attacks before tackling unlicensed mineral stacking.

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Cairns are anti-Waldeinsamkeit. It reminds you that wherever you go, there has been some instagram thot or basedboy.
The local parks in my area are being plauged by college thots leaving painted rocks everywhere. Maybe it was cute when there was just one or two in the whole park, but apparently the trend blew up and now you're never a stones throw away from one "cleverly hidden" in every nook and cranny.

Obviously there are exceptions for cairns as legitimately remote trail markings, religious purposes, etc.

>Oi mate, you've a loicense for those shoes?

*builds a jump line on your mountain*

this. most hipsters are too afraid to break the actual law

unlicensed mineral stacking
>my sides

>I kick over any rock stacks I see
I run them over with my truck, back up and floor it and spin a doughnut to make sure they are scattered naturally.

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the reason this annoys me is that it reminds me that other people exist. I go to the beach and stare out into the vast distance because I live in a time where I can't live in a spaceship on my own with a cute AI waifu. This is the closest I get to being away from people and it's ruined by new age wankers leaving a clear sign that other people have been there.

I don't need reminding that the place i'm standing has been stepped on a million times before. That there is nothing to accomplish that hasn't already been done and that people, as always, do stuff not for actual spiritualistic reasons but because they are posers craving meaning in their empty superficial lives. Also they look stupid.

Wouldn't this fall under the jurisdiction of the Ministry of putting things on top of other things?

I kicked over these things on sight.

Knock them over then. Do you really need another silly law for fucking rock stacking?

>hating cairns because of "hipsters"
stop being so fucking contrarian, it's embarrasing.

thx, fuck insta-thots and hipster-boys

>They should be banned.
Stone-stacking is as old as humanity tho
didn't the precursors of scots stack stones and shit?

t. Castrated Brit

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Up next: banning public whistling

Scotland, devolved laws.

>MUH BRAVE AND FREE SCOTTISH HIGHLANDER CELTS!

Yeah no.....

>Inb4 this is UK LOLOL ENGLAND!

Yeah, no... This is Scottish laws and rules that they want.

Scotland exists.

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why the fuck would you still have a rocky beach, do you not know how to dredge sand or do you just like ugly landscapes?

Conquer that shit and quit being pussies

>Be Brit
>Stack a few rocks
>police arrive
>Oi m8 you have a loicence for that stack?
>lolno
>Police force a bag over your head, hogtie you, and then toss you in the back of their vehicle
>Get violently thrown into a public holding cell with other rock-stackers
>Forced to strip naked
>Forced to create a human pyramid
>Betcha won't stack anymore rocks m80s

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don't forget to wash that stone dust off your fingers before you retwirl your handlebar moustache and fix your 'bedhair' for the tenth time today

that would be an interaction. I'm not for banning these. I just want people to realise that they are stupid.

>stacking rocks on beach
>UK really tackles the hard problems
What can I say, we're stuck between a rock and a hard place. Eh? Ehh?

Sand is shit, it's messy and gets everywhere. Pebbles are where it's at.

as an outside spectator, this never stops giving

>that post
>that flag
That's some high-level shitposting.

Is it normal for the UK to give up basic freedoms just to spite a few people?

All the beaches are made of rocks, they don't have sand loicences

Nice bait mate.

Massive coincidence that our merchants have used this as a way to isolate a white person they are terrified of for some reason, from all other white people.

Passive aggressive wind up to elicit a seemingly disproportionate response - check.

Used to illicit a fake victim status to gain sympathy and others to fight your battles - check.

Can only work if the target doesn't know the truth - check.

Of course just a coincidence that in the decade pre 2000 about 1 in 20 ads had a whistle jingle and post 2000 it's at least 50%

Also just a coincidence that McDonald's in every other country is bababa but in the UK it's whistle, whistle, whistle.

Tldr for the uninformed- at least 50% of our advertising leverages off a gas light scandal.

See you on page 9.

What if it wasn't hipsters but a bunch of little kids? Imagine being the guy to witness some autist kick over the children's cairn in rage.

They're worrying about stupid shit like this because they're trying to avoid the actual problems facing their country.

You absolutely did not convince me that we need to stop people from stacking rocks, your argument is gay and retarded and you should be ashamed of yourself

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