Brit/pol/ - The Abolition of Ted Posters Edition

I wish this rain would fuck off lads. What's the weather like in your part of the country?

Is this the power of brit/pol/?

Any of you boys want to hear about the day I knew my country was dead?

Define military style

Retard

Freddos

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When rolf harris was arrested?

Pretty much every knife that isn't a kitchen knife.

Idiot.

hello theresa may

I'm not a conservative.

Fucking statist cunts.

new tripfag and I already you, kill yourself you fag

You can die in a hospital bed, wired up with morphine drip at ninety years old, indifferent and sadistic nurses laughing over your enfeebled body, and working out whether they can steal your phone or cash from wallet… or you can die scaling a mountain or leading a coup against the state, young and beautiful.

>bbc.co.uk/news/av/newsbeat-45144022/rochdale-racism-graffiti-victims-on-discrimination-in-uk
Rochdale. Are there any white people left there? Most likely Pakis who aren't exactly know for their love of blacks.

No it wouldn't. It isn't military style knives the nignogs are chopping each other up with.

bet if a journo looked under their kitchen sink they'd find the spray paint, wouldn't be surprised if the local rag did it themselves to get a story, they need shit like this to be in the background constantly to flush your mind with it

The government implementing new laws isn't a bad thing. That's what the government is for after all.

wtf even is a "military" style knife, fuck statist cunts anyway

Youre a fucking retard. Its the person takes the action not the weapon

>ban guns
>oh shit, murders
>ban knives
>oh shit
>ban acid
>oh
>ban screwdrivers
>
>ban teeth and fists

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I was on a trip to the Australian War Memorial. Many of you may not understand the significance of this place, but it is the closest thing to sacred ground that exists in this country. The ANZAC legend and the qualities of the soldiers who were a part of it is in many ways the basis for our culture itself, and any self respecting countryman will make pilgrimage there at least one time in their life.
One of the traditional qualities of Australianism is Egalitarianism, it's not quite the same as it used to be, but if you ever visit here you will find out that it is still considered rude to sit in the back of a taxi cab when the front passenger seat is free. This element of our national spirit is not only for the living, but is supposed to extend to the dead as well. The main section of our War Memorial has for decades stood by this; one wall, covered with simple bronze plaques - the names of all Australian dead from all wars we have participated in. The names are set without any indication of rank, or award, "All are equal in death". Do you know what I saw when I went to that wall?

BROUGHT TO YOU BY WESTPAC AND HALLMANN CONSTRUCTION.

A corporate, fucking sponsor in BIG BOLD letters, much larger than those of the dead.
The fact that this defamation was allowed to occur, without anyone stopping it, or even discussing it with the public, led me to realise that nothing of our culture is considered worthy or important anymore. Next there'll be chinese on every street-sign (already starting), then we'll become a republic, then our history will be rewritten, and then we'll be a writhing brown mass like everywhere else in the world. No distinguishing features, nothing to set us apart.

The person couldn't do the action if he had no weapons.

kill yourself you dumb nigger, people like you should be gassed

Why don't you go and ban hedge trimmers too or any other vaguely sharp implement? If someone has it in their head that they want to attack someone, I'm sure they'll find some sort of object to do it.

Racist.

But people are killing each other with knives not hedge trimmers.

Vibrant youth dont shell for proper knives anyway, they use kitchen knives or those zombie things. Pic related, muh knaifu. Got a kabar usmc atm, but saving up for that bad boy.

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You can turn pretty much anything into a weapon.

But that's not what people are doing. They're using military style knives because they're so dangerous and easy to conceal.

Kek no they aren't, they're mostly using kitchen knives.

kill yourself and get out

>had no weapons

They will ALWAYS have weapons you thick cunt. Boxcutters, garden tools, hammers, cricket bats, pointy fucking sticks. Look at who is holding the weapon. You will never be safe just banning physical objects. Fuck me i could kill you with a snooker ball in a sock.

This, the tripslime is retarded

It's what they would do if you got rid of the knives. You don't eliminate the problem you just displace it into other areas. We all know what the real driving factor behind all this crime is anyway. I don't think it needs to be state here.

Extremley low effort bait

>redditors were bullied at school

reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/96g8ds/whats_your_schools_bully_up_to_now/

another shocking turn of events

I hope everyone on here ends up happy and achieves everything they want in their lives.

Thats sad, mate. I went a remembrance memorial a while back. They played I vow to thee. Swear I teared up...

>state here
*stated here

So were you

trips need to be banned

b-but that was just once in year 7 then he fucked off to some other school

No theyre fucking not. Theyre using kitchen knives and pic related.

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No guns may make mo' murders, but what's more important is the lack of traditional family values where father and mother are present at home.
Kids that grow up without parents are taught by the streets and raised in jails. They're violent regardless of their weapon of choice.
That, and Sadiq Khan taking away autonomy of stop and searches from the Police because they're "racist".

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Who /unemployed/ here?

barry.

told you pricks that something would happen last week.

you should have listened.

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Why have the Ted posters mysteriously vanished?

Love that hymn.
Yeah, remembrance events and memorials get me every time. It's easy to imagine yourself in the boots of one of those soldiers. It's one of the few scenarios I think everyone, especially men, can empathise with. Probably why I was so angry and depressed after seeing that at the AWM, I assumed everyone would know better.

its cuz your a dick mate every fuckin day

What are you going to to do? Where are you in 10 years? 20?

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Because I'm here

>u-ur a dick

So this is my opposition?

Eddie explain to the Ted posters how I am not you.

your a rat mate put your gay flag back on

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On the subject of Theodore Kaczynski

The British government is now spending £2.5 million to fully implement a nation-wide deployment of CIA mind-control technology. The TETRA system pulses at 17.6 Hz broadcast at 400 MHz which is essentially the Pandora Project funded by the CIA in the late '60s and early '70s. Dr Ross Adey, the chief researcher on the Pandora Project has released a video to leading UK researchers which proves that not only does the TETRA system cause ELF zombification by massive release of calcium ions in the cerebral cortex and the nervous system, but the activated calcium ions also cause massive hormonal disturbances which lead to frenzied imbalances, emotional and physical states.

This system will be used by all British police and emergency services by the end of the year, as the Home Office has sold off all police frequencies, so they are forced to use the new system. Use of the TETRA system by the police will lead to psychotronicaly controlled officers who may be totally controlled in any situation and are very useful for states of economic or social chaos where extreme and violent behaviour is needed without any conscious or moral compunction - so-called police robots.

30,000 transmitters will be placed around the country to maximise the effects on the local UK population - mass mind control. Anyone who has complained of these transmitters has received a letter from the Government informing them that if the transmitters are not positioned where the Government wishes, there can be no guarantee then of police protection, which will lead to higher insurance premiums for the householder. The newspapers tried to run this story, but had the item quashed by high-level Government intervention.

Pure fucking kino.

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Most offensive 'c' word?

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Fucking bullshit, you'd expect then to get some kind of measurable difference in IQ and other psychological tests between countries that do have this supposed technology and those who don't.

>military style knives
Wtf are you talking about? A kitchen knife is easier to get and gets the job done.

CUNT

COCKWOMBLE

Cornish. England not Cornland ok

Is KFC good? I haven't been to it for over a year and it was cooked badly at multiple locations

mental

No
even the paki places are better

Christ

Feeling sad and nostalgic today. I miss when life was simpler and happier.

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It was a couple who took photos of volcanoes, they died later in a gas explosion thing, where an avalanche of super-heated 400 degree gas basically gassed them on the spot.

I'll make another webm in a sec to show just how crazy these fuckers were. Hold on.

Nope and it hasn't been good for a very very long time, I noticed the same thing.

Some of the burgers are ok but any chicken pieces are dire. Chicken from any low level fast food place is always better than KFC. They must buy 100k tons at a time of the cheapest chicken grown in Brazilian megafarms.

I am going to Kermit suicide xD

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worry not lads im back

cnigger

iirc they have their own farms with beakless chickens fed hormones to make them huge and fat
their gravy is nice and the spicy zinger stuff is alright

I was thinking as I watched it that all it would take is a bit of rock to collapse and a wave of lava would take that guy the fuck out. It would probably break your legs as it hits and then melt you as you stumble into it.

They got of pretty lightly with the gas tbqh.

Have none of you cunts seen this? This proposal from Elspeth Howe to amend the Digital Economy Act would literally blanket ban ALL hentai.

>The current Digital Economy Act renders it illegal offline, but legal online. Perhaps the Government has given Howe the nod to rationalise the situation by making banning the likes of Hentai.

This means that anime will have to receive separate (and far stricter) age rating guidelines while going through the BBFC process. Thoughts?

Forgot the fucking link.
>melonfarmers.co.uk/uk_internet_censors_18c.htm#Howe_gets_animated_by_anime_11169

cia nigger

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youtu.be/sBC86e5cT5U

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It's so shit. The meat is terrible and weird wobbly fat runs all through it. If I eat 3 pieces of KFC chicken I feel like I've eaten one piece of chicken because so much has to be avoided.

who gives a fuck anime is for nonces

is mummy not buying you the 18 rated anime again?

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This

>military style knives

Stop using buzzwords you fucking mongrel

Rate the watch,
Cost me £229

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>ohshitniggerwhatthefuckareyoudoing

Absolutely disgusting
Tacky
Cheap

Why would anyone buy this?

Momentum lost a chunk of funding

yeah the chickens are mutant fat blobs at this point, it's like that Chris morris bit where he's asking some wog about spherical cows
I have a dream of going in there and buying a tub of their gravy, a shit load of fries, some cottage cheese from Asda and then making that 'poutine' shit from canada, eating it all up and then killing my self by overdosing on ibuprofen or something, it would be a perfect day

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Kek you're gonna get mugged this weekend you pasty scrawny faggot

nice arm scottboi