Why did you call the police? Please tell me this is satire.
HANS!
Jacob Flores
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Jacob Edwards
Animals are rare in europe, and europeans never go hunting so most of them are terrified of any kind of animal
Benjamin Phillips
Look how fucking scary Siberian Flying Squirrels are and tell me you would piss yourself if it approached you.
>Death From Above.
Thomas Morales
German man seems like a real pussy compared to Florida man.
Ryder James
womp womp fake news
btw, nice source you got there
>inb4 skinwalker
>inb4 bigfoot
Bentley Wood
How big was the baby squirrel?
Lincoln Murphy
Fake news.
So stupid it HAS to be fake news
Landon Hill
>US
>People kick 10 foot alligators to get them off the fucking porch for the 15th time
>Yurop
>People run in terror from babby rodents
Sebastian Perez
GenZ squirrels hate the new tanned germans
Jordan Torres
Yea, no... It's a real news story. I already knew you faggots were scared of Muslims and liberal women. But baby squirrels??
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Dominic Cox
USA is wayyyyy worse
Ayden Rogers
The friendly NSA honeypot says it's real.
Jack Richardson
whoa...... so this..... is the power...... of being 100% white......
Aiden Cooper
Did the police shoot it
youtu.be
Easton Garcia
Where's the one where a grown man called the police on a small infant rodent?
Levi Allen
the law probably required him to not hurt the animal. we don´t have any dangerous animals here but we have a lot of animals under protection. you are unironically not allowed to kill a wasp even if it stings you because they are considered an endangered species and you would get a fine for it. doesnt really happen in reality but still it´s the law.
Hudson Fisher
It was a red squirrel
Most have been wiped out invading Gray ones
German man couldnt understand how a native infant was daring to be alive instead of embracing diversity and being replaced
Luke Turner
here
Benjamin Brown
Seems any german men with any testicles died in 1945. What's next in this absurd overreliance on the state? "Help police, I have a leaky faucet. Help me bundesweher, there's a spider in the bathtub"
Watch Brazil
Jayden Ortiz
germans are arabs and there are no squirrels in the middle east so he was obviously spooked by this newly discovered critter
Henry Brown
Jaxson Rodriguez
the euros who didnt escape to america are gay as fuck
Jeremiah Harris
>Siberian Flying Squirrel
>Siberian
It really is always the Russians, isn't it?
Charles Howard
Spicy
Ayden Price
Hunting culture is strong here you stupid amerimutt.
Nicholas Moore
>Animals are rare in europe
U-uh, Euros...is this true?
William Bell
No, they import millions of them from the middle east every year.
Juan Sullivan
More like cuddly hugs from above
Oliver Moore
Of course not you dumb fuck.
Colton Brown
There is literally nothing wrong with Veronica. I love to poop too.
Hudson Smith
The exist from Japan's Norther Island all the way to Finland, Estonia and Northern Latvia.
They're considered Endangered in the EU.
It would be good if these little Death Machines went extinct.
Bentley Wilson
What do you think, retard?
Michael Wilson
How would I know? I've never been to your faggy continent.
Tyler Smith
We have that for praying mantises.
Gabriel Cooper
>wasp
>endangered
How is this not a good thing? Honeybees I'd understand but wasps are dicks and deserve extinction. I killed a nest on the side of my house last night after it cooled down, good riddance.
Levi Harris
That's not worse, that's comedic.
Gabriel Perry
Alligators are fucking slow and stupid.
Squirrels on the other hand are agile and fast and good climbers also rabies.
Jonathan Turner
It has nothing to do with race, Joe
Cooper Gray
They're tasty, but not much meat. You have to bag 12-20 of them and eat them like buffalo wings.
Oliver Sullivan
yes, migrants "hunted" a huge proportion of the animal population before they were registered for gibs and given somewhere to live. some specied even went extinct. wild migrants are like locusts
Leo Nelson
based muslim squirrel
Josiah Young
Meanwhile you live in the capital of degeneracy.
Jack Campbell
You're on the internet aren't you? No excuse for the level of ignorance you cunts seem so proud of.
Colonising the new world was a mistake.
Mason Powell
>aligators are slow
nigga you dumb
Gavin Parker
Didnt you guys kill off all your wolves a long time ago?
David Reyes
whew. strong
Ayden Roberts
Just by looking at the picture I can easily tell you couldn't eat 20 of those. You probably never ate one.
Carter Lee
haha
Julian Collins
On this island? Yes. Europe as a whole? No.
Ian Murphy
>hurr durr durr
John Butler
Makes sense, any other notable animals missing from your island nation?
Brandon Flores
>wasps
>engangered
wasps are the giganiggers of insects.
Hunter Collins
Isaiah Robinson
Every Finn has a pet Sauna Bear.
Robert Rivera
Based quints, didn't you guys kill EVERY large animal on your island lol
Elijah Watson
WASTED
Hudson Morgan
absolutely wasted
Thomas Butler
>diffusing the situation
Pretty sure they meant "defusing" the situation.
Jonathan Anderson
We have less ‘animals’ in the city than the United States, that is true, but we’re getting that fixed real quick
Ethan Smith
Compared to America. I lived in Austria and it was rare to see a squirrel unless you were in the mountains. In suburban US areas our yards are filled with wildlife. Squirrels, rabbits, racoons, possum, skunk, deer, coyote
Camden Collins
Beavers and Lynx, though attempts are being made to reintroduce them. There are Beavers in a few places and a Lynx trial starting somewhere in Northumberland soon. Don't know how "Brexit" will impact those endeavors though since it's tied up with EU directives.
Pretty much. We have no real wild land left because almost everything has been farmed, forested or otherwise managed for recreational purposes.
Hudson Russell
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Jordan Cox
I understand why he afraid now
James Rivera
>Sauna bear
Is Christopher Robin Finn?
Carter Robinson
>diffusing
This is fake, right?
Hunter Roberts
Justin Moore
His real name is Chriissttianinen Tuukka Robbinninniinen.
Sebastian Barnes
why desu ka?
Robert Hernandez
>omg he made sure someone took care of a weird acting animal instead of letting it die!! fuck him, why isn't he a sociopathic asshole like me?
Jace Cook
>is slow
Factually wrong
>is stupid
Your species doesn’t survive nearly unchanged for 65 million years by being stupid, Hans.