PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - NO FRIENDS EDITION /ptg/

RURAL AND SUBURBAN RETARDS BTFO

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FUCKING MODS

Use those new report options they've been doing a good job.

Imagine being as stupid as Justin Trudeau

Because we just want them to stop being fags, not die.

We really do

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Canada had a fag lover shooting.

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The date is October 8, 2016.

The first Presidential Debate is being hosted on FOX News, America's most trusted news network™.

The two contenders, Trump and Clinton, are introduced following an attack ad claiming that Trump had personally sacrificed fourteen black disabled transgender babies while quoting a passage from 'Mein Kampf' during an appeal for a blessing from Satan, Lord of Darkness. Trump remains adamant in the fact that he disavowed the blessing last Friday, and even Satan, Lord of Darkness remarked that he "never even gave His blessing in the first place".

After the first few minutes of commentary, mostly focusing on the Great Wall of Trump (now expected to be 420 feet high) and the latest 'wage gap' statistics (with the disparity now $.69 female dollars for every male's $1 after the Class of 2016 injected 300,000 fresh Gender Studies majors into the workforce), Megyn Kelly decides to put everything on the line in one final attempt to Stump the Trump:

"Mr. Trump, if you were found to have a long-lost illegitimate son with your Mexican mistress who had illegally immigrated to the United States, would you be willing to provide him a small loan of a million dollars?"

Trump squints. His mind races more intensely than Chris Christie's left hand reaches for the last Krispy Kreme donut. His smirk fades; sweat appearing on his face faster than when Marco Rubio realizes he forgot to refill his Xanax prescription.

He realizes that with every passing second of silence, he is losing frame. "Is this the end?" he wonders. "Will the greatest country on earth burn with me at fault?"

Suddenly, chaos.

Glass shatters. Smoke grenades are fired. In the second row of seats, Ben Carson is awoken from his peaceful slumber.

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>I do want the adrenaline thrill of being shot at with no effect
Knife fights are better for that.

You losers will all drown in the BlueWave

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>“He has this gross handshake,” Turner said about Trump, whom she indicated she met at a party in New York City.

>“He goes to shake your hand and, with his index finger, kind of rubs the inside of your wrist,” she said. “He’s trying to do some kind of seductive intimacy move. You pull your hand away and go yuck.”

>Trump was mocked by his rivals as being a “germaphobe” during the presidential election after an excerpt from his 1997 book “The Art of the Comeback” resurfaced in which Trump wrote that pressing the flesh “is one of the curses of American society” and called shaking hands “barbaric.”

Drumpf BTFO

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Bikers don't join golf clubs and richfags don't join biker gangs. Nobody really cares.

The smoke clears, revealing none other than Ron Paul, 4 FBI agents, and the ghost of Ronald Reagan himself. They all stand over Hillary, bloodied and in handcuffs. Ron approaches the podium.

"Although I cannot condone the actions of this bloated federal bureaucracy, I am very pleased to announce that the FBI has found Hillary Rodham Clinton to be GUILTY on all charges, and sentenced her to death by cyber-bullying."

The crowd is silent.

Trump, unfazed, joins Paul and pats him gently on the back.

"Is it happening?", whispers Paul, a single tear rolling down his cheek. Donald nods and winks.

Trump surveys the stunned crowd.
They are looking for guidance.
They are looking for hope.
They are looking for a leader.

He turns his gaze into the cameras, looking into the very soul of every American around the world.

Ever so slowly, he points his index finger at the crumpled body on the floor.

"Hillary, you're fired."

The crowd goes ballistic.

Trump is immediately made God Emperor of the Republic.

Celebratory gunshots in the Deep South reach deafening levels.

College campus safe-spaces are filled to capacity as progressive millennials desperately try to escape reality, trampling each other in the process.

Rumors spread that ISIS leaders have suicide-bombed their own compounds out of fear.

Jeb! is deported to Mexico on Sunday Funday, with No Guac Bowl Left Behind.

Bernie and John Oliver, at home, wet their copies of The Communist Manifesto with tears.

The Pope - finally convinced of Trump's sainthood - declares a yearly Lent, to last from October 9 until election day, in which every Catholic must give up a Chinese-made product for a month.
'Civil War 2: #MAGA' is scheduled to begin the day after.

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Jew projecting again; both that bikers want to play golf or care about not being members. God damn it I hate jews.

>Anyone who challenges me is cat calling!!!

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>still being this shortsighted
Okay, I’m genuinely worried for him now.

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>you are the super-elite
We tax the tea now.

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all the good leafs are in prison now?

>yeah ugh he is like gross and ew
This is the height of MSM's analysis now?

Jesus christ can we just annex canada already?

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>not to sound all marxist or anything
at least hes openly admitting the marxist roots of neoconservatism

>not to sound all Marxist
Is he capable of sounding a different way?

Good thing Bill would never do that to freedom loving immigrants.

kristol sure is salty

ETERNALLY SEETHING

JEWWERS RISE UP!

>implying those bikers would have any interest in being in that country club if Trump weren't there
What do they look like, Bill? A bunch of golfers? They're there for the president not to rub elbows with the people you are afraid will ostracize you if you stop being a kike for even one second.

Why are all republitards scared of PoC?

We have to wait for their economy to collapse so all the chinks and poos dump real estate and flee.

So much jewish in one tweet

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It's funny when the Democrats get total noobs, are trained with canned responses, and then suck so bad that they start using them at nonsensical times

Stabbing is too personal.

not to sound like an entitled new york jew fully entrenched in my bubble of sanctimony, but do you think bikers play FUCKING GOLF YOU RETARDED OVEN REMNANT

How much longer are boomers going to be around

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Taran Butler is a straight up pimp. What more can I say?

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I can`t take this study seriously if they inflated the numbers so fucking much (and admitted it).

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>not to sound all marxist or anything

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Too long

How the fuck did warmongering leftoids take over the GOP anyway?

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>implying those bikers would want to be members of a stuffy cuck bar like that

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Which is what makes the adrenaline go ham.

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Not ever.

They had funding from the international jewish conspiracy called the B'nai B'rith.

One of my favorite Hillpepes

RIP Kimbo
You were a decent Nigger

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i should start going to gun shows

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Well I'm probably more likely to live through a shootout than I am a stabbing contest.

I love how the reaction on the left to her after her admittedly surprising upset victory has been "please shut the fuck up you make us look even worse"

good first date too.

youtube.com/watch?v=GLM1zIvV-Ns

they swindled evangelicals to "grow the base" and the old-right (paleocons, right wing lolberts, etc.) got kicked out

Hillpepe best pepe

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So you lose a few feet of intestines, I didn't need it anyway.

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DOB JEJ.

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Fuck me

>its a saleslady with a rack that stopped being comically huge at an H cup episode
They’re alright sometimes except
>its a tazer table episode

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thefederalist.com/2018/03/02/fusion-gpss-anti-trump-researcher-avoid-surveillance-ham-radio-license

George Parry theorizes that Nellie Ohr obtained a Ham radio license to evade detection by Mike Rogers' NSA when compiling the Steele Dossier. He also claims that Rogers met with Trump and soon they moved their transition office to New York

Another scorcher.

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Is that Keanu?

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Why would you get a license if you’re trying to evade detection by the issuing government?

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the dems got that green candidate in Montana blocked

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You have me though

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FUNNY, and if trump didn't rescind the rules a jew like him wouldn't either!

part of the green party is the anti-vax crew that doesn't like government. fits well with GOP folk

Peak Trump, amirite?

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>71 degrees
>scorcher
user, I...

FBI isn't sucking up HAM transmissions.

>71F
>hot
my apartment is kept at 80F at the lowest

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He knows he's gonna lose

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What about the
>bunch of old guys pretend to be looking at camo shirts while watching Girls und Panzer being played on a different vendor's television screen
episode?

Because subverting movements is ingrained in their blood.

>this hag calling anyone disgusting
I'll bet she smells like a picnic ham wrapped in a dirty jock strap and left in the trunk of a car in the Texas summer heat.

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youtube.com/watch?v=lBChCBewiyE

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>to New York
To New Jersey

He could have tried not being a faggot, that might have won him voters

Dinesh Did Good for a poo.

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>le ebil oligarch
>thanks for the money mr soros

Too hot. I like it 55° at all times.

No, I mean why bother with a license at all? I’m not autistic or boomer enough to be into HAM
Havent seen that one but it sounds bad

I went from a room that was always 110F to living with a submariner princess that needs climate controlled everything.

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IT'S FUCKING OVER

THE LUGENPRESS TAKEDOWN OF DRUMPF BEGINS THURSDAY

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Bants from Geraldo

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Dinesh subscribes to the "I don't care about the browning of America" boomer ideology