CHICAGO POLICE SCANNER: CHECK YOUR KEYS EDITION

>auto theft in progress

It feels awfully slow in Chicongo this evening

>black male threatening to beat up passengers on a bus

Fucking why though

what does this solve

Still early. It's what, not even 10 pm there?

Kang of the bus! lol

I'm feelin it tonight

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Interesante. I got fireworks going off nearby waiting to hear if they call in shots.

I'm bummed that more shit isn't happening right now, no sooner did I start the stream did the report someone assaulting another person with a toilet seat.

>female black looking in car windows

Pretty tame but they better fire a couple warning shots just in case

Don't worry, something will come up

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>four shots fired in the alley

alright, alright, here we go

>chicago cops make $100,000 a year to bash niggs and drive around in a car and eat donuts

how do I become a police officer

We had a nog threatening to kill and eat people too.

>selling drugs and cigarettes out of your backpack then pulling a knife on the person telling you to leave their property

classic Saturday evening for me

Hard. Go to school.

Apply. What's the worst that can happen?

>calling the police to get your drunken old man out of your house

Well alright

>expired ID call

What a magnificent waste of time

They have reports of people walking down the streets in the rich jewish neighborhoods testing every car to see if it's open or not. Last time it happened on the scanner you could hear all the alarms going off. Shit's about to go down if crime is seeping into the north side now.

>go take care of the lady with pills

>can we do another car's job instead?

I like these cops

Is it even possible to OD on penicillin?

You could get a nasty stomach ache but I've never heard of anyone dropping dead from a penicillin OD

Evening Roberts.

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>female hispanic having a seizure
>possible OD

>female Hispanic with possible overdose outside a Burger King

Nigga can't a seizure just be a seizure?

>trying to break into a car with a coat hanger

What year is this?

Who the hell is Robert?

Robert Cop, the one who will clean of the streets of Chicago

>"she took 18 penicillin pills and has been drinking Fire Ciroc"

hahahahaha

She won't die but she'll wish she did

Chicago gun violence left two people dead Saturday and at least 18 others wounded

Chicago residents say 'scared to even walk to corner store' now

archive.fo/BHrU2

nbcchicago.com/news/local/19-shot-2-fatally-in-chicago-area-gun-violence-friday-490627911.html

>Chicago
Oh yeah,like the tv toy. Neat.

>assault by unknown group of males who ran over someone, fled the scene, and is now threatening to shot up someone's uncle

Boy howdy, I bet it's a group of rapscallion people of color

Good evening, Robert. How are you doing on this fine summer night?

Things are ramping up nicely

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Robert is the hero Chiraq needs, but doesn't deserve. His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

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Crazy how much crime is happening at once, all over.

>glass stuck in her back

What's a good camera I could setup on a front door or near one to get night time photos of people who did not do a thing & were on they way to church?

I know someone in Chicago & want to convince him to leave, & night time motion sensor photos of his front door are the only thing that would convince him at this point. also has to be small enough so he won't know I installed it. I visit once monthly.

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I been on scanner for 6 hours . Some of the best action around 5-6 p.m.

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>two guys are fighting
>one has a chainsaw

Male black is at it again.

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fuck yes, best thread of the night boys

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lots of domestics tonight, and parties

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