Good luck millennials

Good luck buying you're first homes.

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Must suck being poor. Thankfully I got daddys money.

Denver's real estate market is insane. The fleeing rats from California are colonizing. Soon it will be just at liberal and impossible to live in. Just like the California they came from.

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Why are they asking for almost $100k more than the zestimate? Boomer prices

lmao
>living in the city

I wish all you city goys the best, but truthfully I have no sympathy for anyone who's 25+ and living in a nig hole.

Explain.
t. retard brainlet

>You're
HNNNNNG

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housing has just topped and is about to crash

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It's going to get worse before it gets better. Scuttlebutt from contractors on the West Coast is that a lot of people are looking into the idea of subdividing lots and building tiny house neighborhoods. After all, why build a $200K house and sell it for $300K when you can build 20 $10K tiny houses and sell them for $50-60K a pop?

i used to live really close to that house. now i rent i rent it out and live off the income, kek.

I'm Millennial. I dreamed of living in California as a kid in the 90s. Now it looks nothing like it did on TV.

it's a stupid crypto meme. it's saying 'chain link', one of the literally thousands of stupid snowflake cryptocurrency scams, is superior to both bitcoin and college and is the path to financial independence. most likely intended ironically.

Why not just move to a slightly more rural area with cheaper housing and work from home till you go the cash to move back to your fancy ass cities and suburbs?

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Save up 100,000 and emigrate to a decent third-world country and live like a lower-middle class king.

What you are describing happened about 20 years ago.

Go on /biz

I've already given up. Only home I could buy would be out in small town where there are no jobs for me to pay it off. It's fucked up.

I’m a teacher. But with a price like that, even a WV salary could allow me to be a homeowner!

Housing bubble burst soon please

Fuck you, I have a plan and a nice peepee that my daddy says I don't have to be ashamed of.

Thank you

I got a house thats going on the market literally 20 blocks fro. That home for half the price.

>decent third world country
lol

why would I want to? Everyone will hate you and just assume you are a pedophile fucking 15 year old native girls.

But I already do own my own home and two rental properties. Am I missing something?

you have aids

I'm saving money for the bubble to burst. It may take a couple years but it will happen. Also the boomers are going to start a mass die-off. If we can keep the border somewhat contained our generation may be able to afford homes.

>he fell for the Link is a meme meme

Nice try, Nolinker. It's the most ever organically shilled think on biz for a reason

Jealousy is ugly.

a friend of mine used to live a few blocks away - that's a nice neighborhood with good schools. the house is not that small, it's just a huge lot. If you buy within your means maybe you can afford to move to a nicer neighborhood like this later. Millenials are idiots and think they can buy their parents house when they are 27.

does this thread need to be made 50 times a day

Colorado is full of washouts from LA who dont want to pony up for this.

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>Millenials are idiots and think they can buy their parents house when they are 27.
I'm so fucking sick of hearing this.

Every single form of real estate is 3x more expensive than it was for boomers, starting with a rat hole 1 bedroom apartment.

Want to know how I know you're not a day under 50?

small world I lived in the 4000 block of that mess.
reefer, hookers and liquor 3 blocks away

I know, right? Almost $160,000 for just 7,000 square feet (650m^2). What am I supposed to do if I need more than eight bedrooms? Who can live in a phonebooth like that?

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Here's what you can afford if you want a more starter home within the city. there are dozens of good suburbs around that are a better value.

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>zestimate
nigger are you retarded?

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Houses in the economic wasteland of the rustbelt (which is a direct result of Boomers offshoring jobs) are cheap. derp derp derp

t. Boomer

that's true, but it's not as if it's impossible to buy property like you pretend. faggot 600k dream home is out of reach, so what?

if you had anything but shit for brains you'd move to Colorado Springs instead and pay $150k for a better house

Thanks! My parents are buying one for me after graduation! So keen to move to the eastern suburbs in Sydney!

Work online
t. zoomer

Even half that price is five times what you'd pay here.

Let me guess, spic central, the schools have 25% ESL students and it's still an hour commute to good jobs?

Any locals from Denver (under age 35)?

These houses and colonials litter the northeast for relatively dirt cheap. What you teenagers dont realize is that they are 80+ years old, decrepit, and have totally obsolete house layouts (3 living rooms, tiny kitchen becuz lol wat are appliances, no closets)

Property tax faggotry

lmao, agreed.

>you're

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Translation: "I don't have to care that my generation totally fucked millennials over because 5% of people can work from home."

I hope a stray planet hits us.

yeah really sucks, park nearby, golf course down the street.

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>obsolete house layouts
this is why everyone laughs at you faggots

Leaving Denver was the best decision I ever made.

>What you teenagers dont realize is that they are 80+ years old
If you have young kids and you buy one of these, it means they get to live in a hotel for 6 months while you do massive renovations to remove all the lead and black mold

Oh, and I hope you have 100k liquid (after you close on the house) because the bank is not financing that shit.

I used to live about 3 miles from there. If you look on the map it's like 100 yards from the busiest highway in the state. Neighborhood isn't the worst, but it is spicville.

It's cheap because I'm guessing that the noise is unbearable.

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Houses are cheap when you leave major cities.
zillow.com/homes/for_sale/Gary-IN/pmf,pf_pt/73339495_zpid/45401_rid/globalrelevanceex_sort/41.67009,-87.182179,41.500863,-87.477437_rect/11_zm/ You can also try your luck with a starter house.

Well user I can get you a 1500 square foot two story for $40,000 if you're willing to live in an interesting neighborhood for a few years.

My cousin lives there. Says the thought of the real estate market blowing up keeps her up at night. Says her family wouldn't have been able to buy the house they're living in had they moved there a few years later.

The United States is a big country. Move to another part of it. youtube.com/watch?v=l_doiupPoE0

That's any city really.

guys come on lets all take out a mortgage and enslave ourselves so that the boomers can take our money to buy their shitty shacks that they bought at a fraction of the cost that they are selling it today at an outrageous price because the boomers believe that just because they shit and jizzed in this shack for 15+ years somehow the property increases in value

lets do this guys

It just means that the bubble is going to pop harder. There are nice jobs in Denver but not enough of them to justify the average home price being a half million.

>3 miles in an urban area
nigger you obviously have never been there.

see:

>either spend 370k on a 1bath shithouse (aka sharing a toilet with your guest plebs and filthy children)
>or just live in a suburb lol (aka i hate my life and waste 2 hours of my life in traffic daily)

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Yep, same here. Life changing move for me, denver is the butthole of the mountain region.

Look on the map retard. They are probably having trouble selling it due to the proximity of fucking I-25

You had to be under 35 to respond to that post, grandpa. Fuck off.

Here's another one, close-in, nice suburb of Denver. These faggots are morons.

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I would suggest third option.

Go rural, take a pay cut, and buy a fixer with a little bit of land. No you won't be able to brag to your friends about it, but you also won't have any nigger neighbors.

>implying this is in any way a bad thing.

Don’t live in big population leftist-run cities and you can find millions of affordable homes. Only leftist retards pay out the nose just so they can live close to niggers and coffee shops.

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laughing is what brainlets do to fill the empty air from the complete lack of arguments or meaningful input

A little bit of a fixer upper, but at 30 bucks a month, can you really say no?

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being four blocks from the highway is a selling point - you won't hear shit from there but your commute will be easy.

it's not a particularly cheap house in Denver - you can easily find houses for under $400k there right now.

Or, you know, don't live in the middle of one of the most desirable, in-demand, and booming/fast-growing cities in the entire country.

I lived in that house. Not even kidding. This was in the 90s. We were poor.

>easy commute
>I-25

user I...

people like you are why people with a modicum of sense can get good deals in real estate. you are utterly clueless.

>boomervideoposting

I already own a home though. Bought a foreclosed on house in a really nice neighborhood for $89,000; put $10,000 down, as well, making my monthly payments $650. It's a 3,000sqft home on half an acre of land. Maybe try not living in liberal shit hole cities?

Nice joke bro.

Excuse me, gramps, but did a starter home cost 400k in your day?

You posted that 100 year old houses are somehow irrelevant in terms of their layout - that's absurd and ignorance of the highest order. There are some crapholes that have never been renovated in 100 years but by and large houses of that age are vastly superior in nearly every respect to the new shit being cranked out in most places. You have dicks between your ears and have no business buying property.

It's not that bad. If you were gonna drop 100K you could put 90 of that back in the house to make it lovely.

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I hear that. Im in OKC. 370k can get you a 2000-2600 SF house, brick and mortar, and a respectable plot area

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Oh honey, you have me all wrong. I know when I'm being ripped off so I'm not buying your shit.

It's only fit for a pedo to die in dude.

Nice black area?

Traffic in Denver isn't bad at all you're a clueless ignoramus. If you don't like it, don't buy that house. There are 100 decent houses for sale, and Denver has a bunch of new fucking light rail lines so you don't even have to drive to your job. Or, you could move somewhere you can afford on your NEET bucks.

Nobody is saying housing prices haven't escalated or are fair relative to what they were 40 years ago. What we're saying is that you need to adapt to the marketplace instead of expecting everything to be handed to your entitled ass. Opportunity is knocking, nigga, go make some other city better than Denver and let the boomers lose their shirts on their overpriced housing assets.

>gary indiana

That area has some of the worst nigger infestation levels in the entire country.

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that is a real piece of shit

KYS, memeflag

Calm down gramps why don't you turn on Fox News?

>go make some other city better than Denver and let
Obama 2.0 enrich it with Somalians?

Ofc they are irrelevant, their price is proof of the demand and the supply. Those early 20th century wooden homes are easily 1/3 or 1/2 the price of similar sized homes in its area. Its because its a lemon and they hope some idiots comes along

show us a picture of where you live now, user. let us know how much money you make. i'm sure we can find something in your price range.

What will you do when he dies?

am gud

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