/CPD/

Whats up my Roberts

quints!

Attached: 1530765065774.jpg (986x500, 89K)

You glorious Robtards you did it.

Awful lot of vehicle descriptions tonight.

Who here /bingo/

Attached: 1530761616858.png (588x578, 26K)

Attached: OMG.gif (320x180, 906K)

here we go, lads.

Attached: 1507946809630.jpg (600x700, 68K)

CHECK YOUR KEYS ROBERT

check yo keys!

>SHOTS FIRED

Attached: 1507948044429.png (2400x1800, 3.84M)

>two guys fighting
>one has a chainsaw

Wew lad.

Attached: 1513637607319.png (520x678, 301K)

groovy

Is there an event at Soldier Field tonight or something? What's with all the TMA chatter over there?

Melvin, stay off the radio. You got nothin' to talk about.

>Melvin stay off the radio you have nothing to talk about.

oh fug, it's beyonce and jay-z. kek it's probably a zoo down there.

Attached: 1530765736965.jpg (507x706, 289K)

Oh no, Melvin, I'm coming

Robert has had enough of Melvin's shit.

Attached: CPD1495591416296.jpg (960x1255, 661K)

May the Lord protect the Roberts whilst on their crusade against niggers and nigger behavior

Attached: 1490965509538.jpg (1459x1321, 487K)

Any dead today?

Not sure but somebody got beaten with a toilet seat.

concert got out?

how many lone white males killers with an AR-19 in Chicago this weekend?

Those quints equal the amount of money stolen from the ATM

see

>pic related: beyonce can't find her keys

Attached: beyonce_nyc_uniform.png (366x604, 404K)

>threatening suicide
>outside mcdonalds
I love the US

>suicidal in front of mcdonalds

the absolute state of burgerland

Attached: 1507948760771.png (774x788, 294K)

I guess the Happy Meal didn't work

>man on the ledge

Faggot better do a flip.

Attached: judgerobert.gif (1146x860, 3.97M)

checked and kekd

Dince

mfw my name is robert

Attached: mfw.png (476x503, 347K)

I mean dunce

>crowd outside
>fighting, drinking, and smoking

Gay

>assault at halsted and cornelia

sounds like the gaybois are getting a little grabby

Attached: 1522362741486.jpg (414x474, 50K)

As they always say, love it or eat it

What the best thing you guys a
Have heard in these threads

Big nog party

>loud party
>"we'll shut it down"

we're getting some real robert action tonight

Attached: tonightonly.jpg (1120x1868, 1.17M)

no parties allowed until further notice

too many got shot up last weekend

Attached: El Chibo.png (758x174, 30K)

Weather has been nice all weekend. This should be yuge for crime.

Attached: 1507949971210.jpg (302x399, 100K)

>male white assaulted her
>roberts face when

pic related

Attached: Tintin_-_Thomson_&_Thompson.png (250x232, 171K)

is that fucking snoop dogg?

fearless fapper: division & ashland

>man wearing red tshirt publically masturbating

Attached: by jove I think someone's up for a bumming.jpg (543x939, 85K)

>public masturbation

i feel so bad for CPD sometimes

Attached: sad.png (362x362, 23K)

There are lots of things that are serious and violent, but also lots of funny things, sassy things, and things that make you scratch your head and say, "That's so weird!"

>division & ashland

no surprise there.

Attached: 1530759666138.jpg (1180x1566, 700K)

Good evening, frens.

Attached: pepejones.png (600x541, 123K)

Welcome, Robert.

*adam

hey what's everyone's stories for why they tune in to /cpd/?

I hope to hear funny shit. Also the memes are tight

SOMEONE SHOT

Chicagofag here, just trying to stay vigilant

>has marijuana and a knife

>auto crash at LSD and Grand
>possible injuries
>fire rolling
>traffic ain't movin'

TIGER TIGER RAWR

same. i actually live really close and commute in very frequently

Attached: 1514351717531.jpg (248x189, 18K)

>there was an assault, they've been calling since 1700

jesus these guys are stretched thin

Be me, live on south side, the one good neighborhood, hear ambulances and occasional gun shots all night from my window, tune in to remind myself to move out of Chicago

The first year we had these threads there was a call about a human skull being found in a park that took more than 12 hours to get a response.

Actually a pretty serious issue in some areas of the city.

cwbchicago.com/p/depleted-times-our-district-ran-out-of.html

Attached: 1507950604184.jpg (865x609, 128K)

Well it's not like the lad was going to get any deader.

what the fuck man. i listen to this shit to remind me why we need God

what neighborhood?

t. Printers Row

>husband is dying of an MDMA overdose

And nothing of value was lost.

she wouldn't be calling if she didn't value him

>5-6 males fighting on the corner, one using a crutch as a weapon.

what have we come to...

Attached: shrecksmug.jpg (465x369, 40K)

Hyde Park

>south side
>the one good neighborhood
>hyde park

user, i...

Attached: 1531349491855.jpg (393x462, 26K)

The fuck? I just lost the stream and now it says 0 listeners.

Handheld scanner time.

This can't be good

same

maybe i should upload some new music to my soundcloud to see if it also gets played on the youarelistening.to like the couple that i have do

>south side
>only good neighborhood
>not mt. greenwood, the citadel of Robert

Get on my level, bitch.

>tfw after all of the gang violence and trouble with Chicago, trump just decided to nuke it and be done with it

Attached: kekpepe.jpg (229x221, 11K)

welcome to chimpraqistan

I'm driving to the northwest suburbs tomorrow, first time near Chicago in about a year. God I'm nervous just thinking about it, it's like a foreign country.

likewise Roberts

Sounds good to me.

I've switched over to Citywide 1/5/6:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/17695/web

stream dead???

Attached: 1534034439491.jpg (250x250, 5K)

Whats the difference between this one and the other stream?

see

how many murders so far

Attached: clockwork green.jpg (500x500, 47K)