>you don't have this
You don't have this
Cooper Torres
Oliver Brown
A shitty meme? I beg to differ.
Eli Young
Does anyone? You're in fantasy land there.
Jackson Foster
>tfw when you will never have a gf
Sebastian Nguyen
dont remind me
Jacob Brown
I accidentally got a date tonight and I'm freaking out.
Connor Sullivan
thats not how you do it
Ian Stewart
Was she aborted?
Anthony Barnes
Gook luck, and may your spaghetti remain in you pockets.
Mason Lee
>thinking you can emulate a woman with a picture
heh
Grayson Butler
I ghosted three people in the past month.
Liam Allen
but i do
Wyatt Thompson
>accidentally
You wot m8?
Gavin Hernandez
Synagogue of Satan about to die forever. Real shit here:
Chase Nelson
Take a beta blocker, it helps with temporary autism.
Joshua Price
you got this bro. repeat after me:
"women are stupid, and I don't care about them."
now you can turn off your anxiety. no politics either. be a good listener and be the fun you. take her somewhere with excitement (bar, food, movie, bowling, beach, arcade) have fun and don't worry about muh dick until you have to.
rooting for (You), brother
Matthew Jackson
You have no idea how bad this is. She's a legit artist who hasn't been discovered yet (blown away by her paintings) and teaches Community College art and goes to the same bar I do every Saturday.
We talk randomly, she loves my Insta and YouTube and the 3D work I do. We're talking about my latest project and she's fascinated by the design and says she really wants to see it. I tell her, "You're welcome to come by the shop and I'll show you how to make one."
She says, "If you teach me how to make one next Saturday, I'll make us dinner at my house after."
Fuck.
Nathaniel Parker
drain the pipes a few times before the date
Brandon Ward
Avoid women who describe themselves as: smart and/or sassy
Jonathan Thompson
This can easily backfire though. You drain your man seed and all of a sudden you're not as motivated in getting together with a woman.
Angel Hughes
>tfw conservative white gf who likes cooking and homemaking
>highly anti-rapefugee
>laugh at all the fresh racist Jow Forums memes together
They're out there bros. Just be yourself (ugly/fat/manlet).
Alexander Flores
(unless* ugly/fat/manlet)
Gavin Cooper
Instant marry if pretty
Jackson Gutierrez
she bakes too
Ryder Reyes
but i do, and she's a blonde blue eyed scandi-princess
>t. 1/4th jew
Jaxson Cruz
Read up on dating and keep that power level hidden
Brayden Nelson
NICE. good luck brother
James Rogers
women don't have edgy political opinions unless they're 12 or a trap
Caleb Howard
I had that, but was still a brainwashed college leftist at the time and found her opinions unpleasant.
If only I'd found Jow Forums a few years earlier.
William Cook
This is another reason why the modern tendency for people to end up at one or the other's house after the first date is such a bad idea: it puts so much more pressure on the first date, which is already nerve-racking enough.
Connor Turner
If pretty, get to work
Isaac Myers
>They're out there bros
Indeed they are. People here tend to be too black-pilled about women.
Alexander Gutierrez
do they really? i thought they just stopped your face from going red/voice from cracking.
Blake Walker
where is she, bros?
Nolan Hernandez
Good luck buddy.
Ayden Torres
Hudson White
Faggot
Henry Howard
As a plus, girls love broad shoudlers.
Tyler Parker
swallowing breast milk is no different than swalloing cum, fuccboi
Blake Peterson
>hehehhe goy you dont have a gf, who while not be a natural leader of the white movement however she hates/names the jew and libshits....
yeah mr. schollosberg, thats terrible...
Jose Stewart
Hi user I made a basket of deplorables for you while you were at work! Do you like it?
Christopher Moore
>tfw you aren't sexually attracted to anyone and are literally incapable of feeling lonely, and all you can do is be amused as pathetic beta orbiters donate thousands of dollars for internet thots to pay them 3 seconds of attention before they commit suicide
Andrew Rivera
>mfw you post my gift to my gf
Also I did make it, I had them comissioned
Leo Sanchez
fuck this made my peepee harden
Charles Foster
Hey let me LARP
Tyler Sanders
Ew. I'd strangle that bitch if she was making cutesy dead meme dolls.
Blake Clark
>did
didnt
Daniel Cox
I think it is you who has the schnoz
Joshua Ross
Why live?
Leo Phillips
if you're going to larp, have some more pics for the future. ignore the shitty soldering job, it was made in the middle of winter with a soldering iron because i didnt want to go outside to use a torch
Landon Diaz
Is that Emily Youcis
Gavin Garcia
Probably the reason you lack a gf
Carson Miller
Sad webm
Robert Cooper
>Jow Forums unironically thinks women have actual opinions on things and don't say stuff just to virtue signal and/or grab attention
ill give you a hint: fish do more introspection than women