Canadians on Jow Forums always smug about how everyone loves them and how America has no friends

>maple syrup
Sorry sweetie but that's Quebec and they'll be independent soon

It's a fucking leaf! They could have chose anything!

>youtu.be/0l20Pac9YWM

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Your nation is the epicentre of the social justice movement and you have a worldwide reputation for being loud and stupid. Fucking kill yourself burger

Your post smells of burning ass

ok whatever dude

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>sick bantz
leafs never do that though

my god this faggot is intolerable

Friends do not equate to allies.

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America has friends and allies
Canada doesn't have either (according to Canadians)

You think we're not?

Can you just give it up and accept that 20,000 Saudis coming to America isn't even a blip on the 56% scale?

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Saudi Arabia > Canada

we dont need america when the full power of the francophone is unleashed quebec will be leading the world in tech, culture and beautiful woman

I love the number of leaf hate threads I'm seeing on here recently.

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He's the creepy loner.

>get's rid of sandniggers students which are going state side
>Shows they support the jewish cock in every thread
>All sandnigger patient's going stateside for healthcare
>Less wait time

kek

>Canada any time invasion is brought up
>HAHA GOOD LUCK THE ENTIRE WORLD WOULD TURN AGAINST YOU
>Canada rn
>please someone help us with saudi arabia

Really I agree with them though, fuck saudi arabia

>France
How did you spell "Australia" so wrong?

Rather be alone than support dirty goatfuckers like your government does. We're full, be nice if all you fuckers just forgot about us; keep to your nigger and spic infested country.

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Why is Quebec so based

Look at my flag and it reveals you that I'm Chinese.

ALL of the white guys out west (ie. real Canadians) fucking hate this basedboy faggot.

He is a rich asshole who cries when people don't do what he wants. A total embarrassment. I would rather have a Chad Trump or Orban anyday

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Yes you keep telling yourself that

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> Saudi arabia doesn't tell canada to give it's lgbt public floggings
Why would canada be offended by this?

because they separate us from the leaf

JF is the typical dude

You have a worldwide reputation as being completely forgetable.

Umm... French people don't like us. Our friends are Australia, Japan, and most of Eastern Europe.

France is not our friend. They are worse than Canada.

>elect guy because handsome and charming
>find out he is inept and weak

Good Job Canadian Liberals

Quebec if given the choice would become a state than remain canadian.

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>help us in the fight to virtue signal and fuck your economy in the ass
>why come no one wants to help us
>Canada no have friends
If you don't kill yourself with us, you aren't our friend.

No

I just want a fucking leader, not a manager that capitulates the future of this country to fucking natives and screeching women.

This

>Aussies
>Nips
>Poles
>Huns
>Maybe Austria, I like Kurz
>Italy is coming around

Suicide Pacts are for low-energy losers.

Fucking embarrassing that not a single country, including mine, would side with Canada over a terrorism-funding shithole like Saudi Arabia.

I guess being able to continue to sell arms to Saudi Arabia is more important than having values.

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DAY OF THE RAKE

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> you have a worldwide reputation for
the great thing about being america is WE DON'T CARE what non-americans think about us

All the multicultural loving cucks put us in this place. Thanks a lot Ontario. Get unfucked soon.

We're too narcissistic for suicide, our self-interest is how America became the only superpower.

Found the German with a heart

More like no one likes our federal government, even the voters.

So Ontario is Canada's California?

F O R D

N A T I O N

Also continuing to have access to cheap oil.

Having a heart is what got us into this mess. Real Politick and Gunboat diplomacy is the reality.

We should send the CIA to Canada to round these people up and send them to GITMO

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>paying to incarcerate them when you could toss them out half way for free

I only like amerca because of bourben, whiskey, cowboy hats, harley bikes, hamburgers, old timey music and movies, being able to own a gun for self defence, beer, pizza, the ecosystems, the aesthetic flag, aesthetic military hardware and some other things.

The rest of it is degenerate

That would be BC

timescolonist.com/news/local/protesters-gather-after-statue-of-sir-john-a-macdonald-is-removed-1.23397037

>Speak softly and carry a big stick
TR

>Speak loudly and swing a big dick
DT

But then Canada will give them a plane ticket back to North America.

We also have a reputation for being ruthless savages and constantly going to war, probably why nobody would ever do what the sauds did to you to us

Worse actually. There's more debt and degeneracy in Ontario.

>The rest of it is degenerate
California and NYC

>being able to own a gun for self defence
hahahaha, that's not the only reason to own one, I just shot mine out the back door into the night sky just for the hell of it because I can

Can confirm
>t. Ontarian

>Alienate the minorities because you're white
>Alienate the whites because you dance like a Male Draenei
>Alienate the US because, well, you're a fucking leaf
>Alienate the Saudis because they won't let women do who knows what
>Everyone else gives zero shits

they would have all the autonomy they ever wanted along with being reunited with the rest of french america which we bought from france in which they can rejoice and have fun with.

I think we should build a wall to block off the Canadian caliphate

Yeah you see I don't know those feels.

As long as you guys like us for our hamburgers, cola, and guns that's all I need. Not gonna lie, though, it feels good to be able to fire my shotgun into a cornfield for shits and giggles.

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That's what happens when you are racist towards whites. Also degenerate.

is canada the Jow Forums of the world?

can an entire country commit suicide?

The fuck?

We are under no false impressions of this... everyone hates us on Jow Forums and in real life.

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come on over when and if you ever get enough, just as long as you're white

Nice shitpost bro, sucks no one seems to have cared enough to respond. Here's a (you) for your trouble

>can an entire country commit suicide?
yes. it's called having open borders

Macron may be Trump's new friend, but that doesn't exactly make France friends with America.

Is it wrong for me to really not give a shit? I want to like Canadians but they never give me a reason to. I have a couple of friends from there and they're working on getting citizenship in the UK or USA anyway so beyond them you could nuke Canada and I wouldn't blink.

>We don't have a single friend

lol no... Canada always will have the U.S and western Europe. That's Argentina and Mexico fitting the statement on OP's, boy... everybody hates us and takes advantage of us. At least Mexico is large in numbers and its population is quite cohesive and also receives a shitton of foreign investment, Argentina deals with a lot of bullshitting regional cracks, centralization and being located in the dead ass end of the world

just read this up, wtf? the Canadian government issued an aplogy to him and gave him CA$8million, total bunch of cucks.

I get the impression that there are a lot of people who want to be Trump's friend but he keeps people at arm's length because he knows most are backstabbing cunts.

one day i will travel to America and grace your country with my whitness

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I respect France. They aided us in our fight for Independence and then sought it out themselves. I have far more respect for the French than I do the stinky Brits, especially after they failed to corral a bunch of filthy Limies who thought it would be a good idea to come over and get their filthy socialist mugs on air so they can voice their retarded opinions about American life.

I have a 1958 GE fridge stocked top to bottom with Guinness. You're welcome here for a drink.

Reminder that Ivanka Trump wants to fuck Justin Trudeau and Donald Trump wants to fuck Ivanka, therefore Donald is cucked by Justin.
And since Donald Trump has been elected as the representative of all of the United States of America, and Justin Trudeau has been elected as the representative of all of Canada, the United States is cucked by Canada.

And since Donald Trump is the leader of the free world (and the only real power against the rest) that means that the entire world has been cucked by Canada.

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>is canada the Jow Forums of the world?
Depressing? Check.
Filled with Trannys? Check.
Universally hated? Check.
Self-loathing? Check.
Safe Space? Check.
I'd say we are close.

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Umm... That's nigger tier behavior, that bullet can come down and hit someone or damage property.

longest 4 years of my life.

*sips tea*
>is op, dare I say it, our guy?
>look at this outrageous tweet guys
>what do you think of Rogue One? Redpilled?
>look at this reddit post guys
>It doesn't wo-
>thinks his guns will protect him from drone strikes
>not all niggers
>look at this crazy tweet guys
>How can Jow Forums even compete?
>You mad white boy?
*sips tea*
>drumfkins
>take this jewish DNA test goys
>Jow Forums BTFO
>not all jews
>gays are people
>POWERFUL
>Can I get a quick rundown guys?
>random nigger porn
>what did he mean by this
ONE POST BY THIS ID. CAN REDDIT NIGGERS FUCK OFF???

IGNORE ALL THESE NIGGER TIER THREADS

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Nobody likes communists.