AUS/POL/ SUDENEY EDITION

China has eyes on the Senkaku Islands.

We should discuss what we want from Japan in exchange for helping them in defending them.

My proposal: Dragon Maid Season 2, Someone to whip Muria every day he doesn't finish a page of Berserk.

Bogans and wind.

Also fuck off we're full

>that pic
>aussie power fantasy
lol thats what you get for still kissing the queen's feet

guns are banned in australia
tobacco taxed at 1200%

>Senkaku Islands.
Japan will literally invade China before that happens

very nice

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>meme flag

Sup Pajeet.

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Hello I am here

>aussie flag

sup cuck

Japan might be able to stave off China in a naval battle but they just don't have the population to contend with China on land.

That and china has no compunction about fighting pyritically.

derros and a beautiful mud brown river

What's for dinner lads?

>tfw got the wagecuck blues

tomorrow is going to be fuckin shit

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>Sudeney

We don't really have a problem with Sudo gangs in Sydney. It's Chinkney here.

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Mrs Macs beef pie from the servo

You aren't a baggage handler are you?

>have the population to contend with China on land.
Japan and China depend on the same sea route. Japan would win it. It's not a question of which country would win, but how long it would take Japan.

Allow them to have nukes then, problem solved, that plus the gundams should be enough

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Nice. Make the camo green though so it looks like DPCU

but we have the ultimate land weapon.

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Fuckin old el paso special.
Gonna be tasty as fuck. Goes well with a beer.

Tortellini

China isn't land locked though, and they're communist. They'll just throw people and cheap ships at the problem.

baked beans with pulled beef,mushrooms and cheese.

Fortress - Into Legend

youtube.com/watch?v=xmJdCLJWm3o

The only general worth reading:

BASED r/the_donald

Buses to have "Brisbane, Australia's New World City" printed on them

>hurr durr supporting the Trump admin is only for plebbit I'm a fucking based foreigner in Japan I know better

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How hard/easy is it to become a cop? Do they have many vacancies?

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I like Trump though

Everyone who was in the force serving that I've talked to said it's not worth it.

No straight white males allowed

BEST GENERAL EVER

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Why not?

china needs the south china sea japan doesnt they cant project power into the japans trade routes to the us, australia, korea, indonesia, the gulf etc

Muh heritage is Sicilian so I pretty much look like an Arab

Who's the 6ix9ine of Australian politics?

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Overworked, underpaid and there is nothing you can do about it.

Gina Rinehart

Clive Palmer

you should go before you embarrass yourself anymore

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Fuckin' sick pic, cunt.

That's my point. Japan would just blockade China, invade their farms and China would be crippled.

me on the left

All Aussie shit posters should neck themselves

Oh man, yeah. Just get some agent orange and do some low pass across their rice paddies.

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Fuck up burger brains

>you should go before you embarrass yourself anymore I'm a big tough guy on the internet

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I like this yank.
You can stay.

Melbourne will never let you down:
Man wanted by police after hit-and-run driver mowed down a female cyclist in a 'stolen Mercedes' in Melbourne's inner-city and fled the scene on foot
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6051641/Melbourne-South-Yarra-hit-run-Female-cyclist-dead-struck-Mercedes.html

vicpolicenews.com.au/news/image-released-following-fatal-hit-run-collision-in-south-yarra

A female cyclist is dead after being hit by a 'stolen Mercedes' in Melbourne
Suspected hit and run took place in front of shocked bystanders in South Yarra
Bystanders walking down Chapel Street watched on in horror as crash happened
A photograph of the suspected driver has been released by Victoria Police

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yeah

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mah cuntri now, fuk off ozi pooftas lol

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ay lads, r8 how JUSTed i am
>new job interview tomorrow for a cleaning gig
>absolutely shut down by women i used to know
>apparently the midget indian girl i know has a boyfriend
>apparently the horse faced slut i knew now has a 43 year old fiance with 4 kids, even though she's 21
>red and pillow tits is apparently dating some filip
>only renaming options of old sheilas to hit up for a root are all fat chicks
>gonna spend my 21st on a bender with my best friend.

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What state ya from mate?

Can't do it mate!

>naval battle
the Japanese military isn't even a military, its a cuck defence force that can't shoot first under any circumstances. Unless America intervenes of course.

What is it with whitoid countries and social unrest?

Could only get worse if you lived in Melbourne and only slightly less tragic if Sydney

based hueanon. Fabians are a scourge

It literally works though

Sarah Handsome-Jung

Are there any groups like the Lads Society only not affiliated with Blair Cottrell? I like the guy but he is a vanguard and I just wanna play it safe and not get tied to anyone too controversial. Any ideas?

hello japan

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an immigration deal to let Aussie men help them with their birthrate problem.

where is a good place to catch kangaskhan in pokemon go, It's the only pokemon im missing from gen 1

Don't join groups of spastics

Brisbane

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Which one of you fags did this?
reddit.com/r/melbourne/comments/96ms1o/swastika_stickers_in_cbd/

I was walking home from my bar job in the city last night and spotted a couple of stickers around with swastikas and the names of white power groups. If you see these in town please remove them and don't just be a passer by. It has nothing to do with which side of the political spectrum you fall on- these are hate groups using nazi symbolism to intimidate people. Stand up to racism.

why you guys hate china?

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Nah mate, Don't wanna be some shut in jap who plays video games and never leaves him room.

Obligatory roast. pork belly, roast spuds and pumpkin, peas and gravy

Make your own group then

Atago cruisers are no joke user.

If China invades the Senkakus Japan will be vindicated as the spirit of Emperor Hirohito fills their bodies with the power of Amaterasu.

Communist scum that don't give a shit about their people and are actively developing the technology that silicon valley will use to silence us all.

Fine, you wanna join?

What do we do

shoot ethnics

Bit strange to know that down under where I was born I'd be considered a wog since I'm eastern euro

I was born in a gay shithole apparently anyway so in the alternate universe where I'm an aussie I'm still probably shitposting on Jow Forums

Am i seeing things or does that boy look almost hapa.

With what guns?

whoa

Something like Fight Club I guess.

hes shroedingers child. got kept inna box
hapa dead, hapalive

He face reminds me of pic related hapa girl

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