Brit/pol/ - Lisbon Edition

>Punish aid abuse, MP demands
express.co.uk/news/politics/1002285/Priti-Patel-Conservative-MP-demands-aid-industry-prosecuted-sex-abuse-cover-up

>Seattle plane crash – first picture of ‘suicidal’ Horizon Air ground worker Richard Russell, 29, who downed stolen jet
thesun.co.uk/news/6994847/seattle-plane-crash-first-picture-of-horizon-air-ground-worker-richard-russell-29-who-downed-stolen-jet/

>Anger over plans for death by dangerous cycling laws
metro.co.uk/2018/08/12/anger-over-plans-for-death-by-dangerous-cycling-laws-7827943/

> Jim Davidson launches Twitter rant after 'the smallest crowd' attends show
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6050813/Comic-Jim-Davidson-goes-Twitter-rant-smallest-crowd-attends-stand-show.html

>The Seattle airline employee who managed to steal, fly and crash a plane
channel4.com/news/the-seattle-airline-employee-who-managed-to-steal-fly-and-crash-a-plane

>Will the unions defeat Jeremy Corbyn on anti-Semitism?
newstatesman.com/politics/uk/2018/08/will-unions-defeat-jeremy-corbyn-anti-semitism

>Brexit: More than 100 constituencies that backed Leave in 2016 referendum would now vote Remain
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-latest-polling-leave-remain-voters-westminster-constituencies-final-say-second-referendum-a8488001.html

>Jacob Rees-Mogg: Boris Johnson burka probe is 'show trial'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45153483

>Biker dies in crash with tractor on A77 in East Ayrshire
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-45158448

>Sports charity 'on hold' after sprinter's drugs jailing
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-45081604

>Omagh bomb remembrance service to be held
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-45085061

>Cornwall hit by 'tourist overcrowding' amid UK heatwave
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-45147541

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First for fuck Jacob Rees-Zogg

Why you let in paki troublemakers but deny white immigrants like me??

Second for being better than other people

How did they now allow you? What visa?

Where the fuck is the next episode?

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Might convert to Islam lads

It's not up to the average person in this country. If it were, things would be very different, most people would much prefer someone like you rather than some paki or nigger.

>tfw life is just one big weekend

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I love that show, just wish they'd make more.

>he wants the hijabi fanny

Why not syndicate on radio Ayran?

Cromwell was based

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Like you have the self discipline. or that your going to roll on the floor with 500 pakis 5 times a day.

NRx bro.

The people are pretty good, our politicians? Not so much.
As in the UK the policy of mass immigration was started without the approval of the people or a debate in parliament.

sbs.com.au/news/australians-support-partial-ban-on-muslim-immigration-survey

Why

Conservatism has been dead since Disraeli.

Kills Catholics

(((Disraeli)))

That's not exactly a revelation, mate.

You're miserable don't lie

ok

lol you fucking retard atheist faggot

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You have 5 seconds to post a better cheese than Lancashire Crumbly.

*pro-tip: You can't

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About half of the tripfags here are paid shills.

Cheese is disgusting

he's right y'know

>fuck yorkshire, anglos out, brythons4life

Maybe more.

>he doesnt get paid to shit post
lol

Mass produced shit.

Your hourly reminder that Scots are cucks

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Only asians and blacks dont eat cheese.

Yeah, i heard eddies car he lives in isnt a kia, its a lambo

I come from 2021.

AMA.

the reddit.com cuck group has like 200k users

lol

how much is bitcoin worth?

Do i have a gf?

no I'm white and I do eat cheese but not often
Also trying to cut down eating meat but difficult

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You kidding, I'd rather see a million brown benefits sponges with 20 kids than a Jow Forums autist like myself.

You spelled dairylea wrong mate. Or primula cheese n ham spread.

Have we started the fire?

Cooked a welsh shoulder of lamb for dinner, I'm astounded at how delicious it was and cheap as well, some faggoty leg from New Zealand would cost twice as much and stink like it was rotten. Why the fuck do we sell our best products to the other side of the world and import shit at a higher price?

are we back to a normal timeline or still clown world?

a fan of Creamy Lancashire aye?

>trying to cut down eating meat
fag

Stilton.

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I love plebbit cuck subs. I never know whats real, it fkn hilarious.

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do anglos invent time travel?
did jewish time travellers kill hitlers mother in a failed attempt to stop him?

I don't know, I don't do crypto

No.

The country's a shitshow so yes.

Somewhat normal.

Nah dont think so
Just do feel we are barbaric in terms of animal slaughter anyway you look at it

I still need to eat meat because gym but at the same time I do realise it's fucked

Probably a lot of pol users pretending

>Cheese is disgusting
Also
>no I'm white
(X) Doubt

Let me guess, you visited Jow Forums and fell for the diet memes?

Time travel was funded by the USA, developed by the Japanese and is currently used by only the largest nations under a justification clause. Whoever's using the machine needs to fill out an obscene amount of paperwork and have their mission consented to by the entire UN. It took me 5 months to get clearance.

Deano eliminated

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45162862

Current levels of meat consumption reeks of American bullshit. I'd oppose it for that alone.

BACON RAAAARGGGH GIMME MY WHOPPER!!!

Meat should be expensive and not the basis for every single meal.

ive posted my picture on here before and im probably fitter than both of you combined but yeah, i think we're barbaric with animal slaughterhouses. it is morally fucked

if we killed the animal ourselves id have no problem but that obviously cant work now

cheese and bread (buttered) for lunch lads

whats your mission?

Did you apply? You probably have a criminal record you dumb burger

absolute state of you associating meat with fast food burgers

Fair enough lad, being healthy is a good thing, so long as you acknowledge cheese as a European tradition.

grow up pleb.

Globalisation. NZ lamb tastes good over there but when its been sprayed, vacuum packed, frozen and shipped around the world it loses its taste and fresh smell. Better off buying meat from the region you live or as close as possible.

It's the Americanisation of the UK lad

Yeah if I didn't eat cheese at all I would end up like ben gunn from treasure island but i'm just saying I'm trying cut down on it somewhat

>implying they make that much
Funny you mention him though

Cattle in particular should be free-ranging and grass fed, all of the shit they're given to fatten them up in a short space of time is unhealthy for them and us. Fully pasture-fed beef is far more nutritious.

>burgers don't contain meat

You the tren guy from last week?

I love Jow Forums but im sure half their diets are just to fuck with newfags, the "dozen eggs and pound of bacon a day" etc. Ehically id love to be veggie. I just really like meat. Trying to stick to chicken and oily fish atm though. Having said that, im just eating a scotch egg...

To prevent the assassination of an MP by any means necessary, also to study the current political climate. Anything else is classified information.

nice comprehension of the english language there mate

>grow up pleb.

My mum always gave me those as a nipper. I have a nostaligia thing for them...

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which mp?
who assassinates them?
how do you plan to stop them?

Enlighten me. I'm not seeing whatever it is you're trying to say.

You must be a mentalist, i have yet to meet a vegan who wasn't also bat shit insane.

Reducing meat and dairy consumption doesn't necessarily mean being a vegan.

>it's world elephant day today
>was world cat day the other day
>was world something or other day the one before

Who comes up with all this shit?

Lolwot

I knew it!

>Which MP
Classified information
>Who assassinates them
It's a single MP, I am only able to say that the assassin is a dissident of the Labour Party
>How do you plan to stop them
Attend a rally at [redacted] and pull [redacted] down just before the assassin fires a gun.

No but I already know what they'll say, "sorry we're full!".

What does a Deano look like? What sort of hair and clothes do they have?

I am not sure if there is a workable alternative right now
Just trying to cut down and not eat it every meal
Yeah some of Jow Forums is memes but then there is good advice there too sometimes
>Ethically id love to be veggie. I just really like meat.
Same for me
I'm not vegan but I would be if I could

You lads hyped for the next James Bond film?

Gf isn't really into Bond films but now she wants to go all of a sudden for some reason.

bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-45161852

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Why reduce dairy? White people evolved to injest dairy, have you ever heard a cow that hasn't been milked? It's torture. Imagine not being able to pee when you are bursting x10^5.

I've noticed the Newsbeat section of their site is particularly pozzed

bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat

Look at the state of that

Good choice

nostalgia is an acceptable reason. i sometimes still eat monster munch even though they dont even taste that good just to remind me of the joy that was childhood. even still I suggest you start to broaden your cheese palate. (((They))) are destroying our country but they can never take away our cheese traditions, in my humble opinion the best in the world.

Na not interested. For me Pierce Brosnan was the last Bond

Fake news

>I'm not vegan but I would be if I could
Why? Animals die whether we slaughter them or not. What would you have against slaughtering excess grazing animals in a "free ranging" scenario given that the natural course is for them to die of starvation over winter?

I very briefly flirted with the veggie/vegan world but it's full of nonsense. They have some fair criticisms of the state of modern agricultural practice and human wastage and antipathy but turning even more land to arable would be devastating. Grazing processes are of central importance to ecological processes. Their supposed love of nature is a death sentence for many species.

bbc.co.uk/news/health-45105694

>Why I chose to go it alone with IVF
>The 39-year-old from Oxford used an anonymous sperm donor to conceive last year and gave birth earlier this year
>When he turns 18, he can find out [who his father is] and if he does decide to find out it will be quite a poignant moment for me.

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>The Names Busiso.... Jamah Ngubu Nsizwa *click*Ntuthuko*bop* Busiso
...
>Aston Martin replaced with low rider with spinning 21 inch rims and 30 subwoofers with fluffy dice hanging from the rear view mirror
>Q comes in, hands him his new gadget. It's the high tech BBC cock holster
>Bond girl is a blonde haired blue eyed married Swede doesn't even speak a word of English in the film, they subtitle her
>subplot of movie is M being replaced by an ethnic minority

This is the future we chose

>bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat

100% edited by women

If we weren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they covered in meat

Because I think animals aren't docile and stupid
People kill sperm whales despite youtube.com/watch?v=zsDwFGz0Okg

Just think its wrong the way we do it

Saw a sad looking Manlet with a Japanese gf at work today lads, which one of you was it

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Kek look at this bullshit.

Brexit was a mistake