CNN hates your beard

>Please buy more of our overpriced disposable razor packs, goy!

To be fair beards in modern times are usually the telltale mark of a fag.

If you have a beard you’re likely hiding the fact you are a chinlet.
Real men are clean-shaved or equipt with a tasteful mustache.

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REEEEEEEEEE!

Gillette's our only advertiser left.

Do these people honestly think none of these people with beards require a razor at all? That every beard is just a wild, full neck and face bush of ever growing length?

Women are fucking delusional and totally fucked up

damnn he looks sharp

They just want the black males to shave their beards. White males can go fuck themselves.

The shaving companies are actually seeing declines in sales tho.

>mach 3 fusion vibrating prostate massager

Where can I get one f those?

Because of competition, not lack of consumers

I choose to look like a bit of a scruffy cunt because I don't like to lie to people. There are more important things to me and you can tell that immediately, whether or not you like it.

>Media colluding with Big Shave
It's all so tiresome.

Mine is. Wild or nothing I say.
I like how libs and blacks look at me like Fry, thinking - “not sure if racist redneck or cooler than me”.

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probably think you're a Muslim, moron

When women stop using makeup

A Man without a Beard is everything but not a Man.

-Every heterosexual Female in Existence

>I can’t grow a nice beard, so neither should you

>that face
>beggars and choosers and what not
yikes i bet $10 she's gonna an hero within a decade at most

Not quite. I have a square jaw and a decent chin and a tight 1/8in beard. Shaving everyday fucks with my skin, if anything I'm hiding hi test pimples.

he looks... just... like me

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Fuck me I just started growing mine out fuck off youuu heinous cunnnnt

No, if Inlooked like a Muslim they’d be sucking my dick. Besides, Muslims with beards have no mustache and wear ball caps with mesh on the back and badass New Balance. I also have the look of flashing brilliance in my eyes. No, I obviously look ideological but what...?

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beard in the winter, shaven in the summer, who cares what some roastie thinks

Don't let your dreams be dreams. Just do it!!!

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>real men are obsessed with personal grooming
and all the (((products))) you'll have to buy to achieve it

>STOP GROWING BEARDS! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>t. beardlet

>cnn.com/2018/08/09/opinions/please-no-more-beards-thomas/index.html
More high quality cnn journalism
lmao

I think it is the subscription mail services. That, and the old guard razor companies put their prices though the roof.

Wow CNN actually beating down their weak jawed weak chinned base for once?
What is this timeline?
Also I laugh at guys with beards when I pass by because its so fucking lame.
Theres only 3 types of beard havers:
>the weak bone structure incel who is such a beta the only thing he can do for masculinity is grow a shitty pube beard
>the veteran who refuses to shave his beard because his unit enforced grooming standards and he never got to feel like a tier 1 operator in country
>the average Chad who just doesnt care and shaves twice a month because he needs more money for beer and less for razors

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Has anyone ever noticed CNN has never been against any wars. It's one of the only media outlets that has pushed for any war. I mean I get it... war coverage is good for business and makes you lots of shekels. But at what point do they realize those shekels are made because people are getting killed?

Oops, yeah I forgot those are all owned by jews and jews profit from death and misery.

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Now pol contrarians here are divided, should we grow beards because CNN hates them or not grow beards because basedboys like them?

to be fair, most leftists have onions beards. i think it's time we enter into a clean shaven jawbone showing off world. besides, i look better clean shaven. i can't even grow a neckbeard

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Seriously why is American news media owned by Israel? The fuck?

>d-don’t h-have a beard you sicko.
You wat? Why? Why not?
>b-because I said so, shave!!!
I don’t have a beard, I already shaved
>b-but you’re a wimp
You just said to shave, what if I was chad? Could I have a beard then?
>n-n-no...
Are you just running out of stupid shit to say?
>fuck you

>Makeup caked roasties complaining about beards hiding away babyfaces

Why is she so sweaty?

((((that white face)))))

>To be fair beards in modern times are usually the telltale mark of a fag.
t. low test manlet that cant grow a beard

Insane female ranting. Although if you've got a strong jawline, you're best off clean shaven.

Let me know the day they tell women "No more armpit hair" and I'll take their fashion advice seriously

But CNNs opinion doesnt count so its either or chap

Why is her hair so short?
What is she hiding, her head structure?

>she's wasting away from Trump derangement syndrome

90% of your body heat is lost through your brows, her eyebrows are worse than a goose down jacket in the summer

Who actually has armpit hair? Men and women both seem to shave it

sweet. i'm keeping mine. only libs listen to mass opinion. clean shaven is now a lib identifier

To maintain a beard that isn’t a wiry mess you need to buy oil and special shampoo and all that faggotrt, meanwhile I literally use a $3 off brand razor and that occasionally a pair of office scissors.
I had a beard for a while, they’re fun to stroke while bored but otherwise useless. I imagine you’re insecure over your spotty, patchy embarrassing facial pubes and projecting.

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Me. I'm not shaving my fucking armpits.

I tend to agree.
Beards are the mark of the fattie, the chinlet, the prematurely aged 20-something - really unattractive in most cases.

I keep myself clean shaven and professional looking - sets me apart from the slovenly fatbodies at my firm.

>when the jawlets have to grow a beard to cover their negative chin and fat neck

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>office scissors
thanks user, glad im not alone

t. chinlet

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t. low t

The irony is that effete hipsters and bugmen with beards still come off as effete urban douchebag faggots.

I dont have a double chin or a weak jawline i just like having a beard. And of course shaving it is gonna make me look like a baby face. Men are supposed to have beards. Or some kind of facial hair.
>complain about beards
>complain about baby face
Choose one.

Beardlet COPE

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He looks like he could head a fantastic hair metal band on the right.

Jow Forums beardlets are absolutely seething at this paid content story

>Complain about baby face
>complain about weak jawlines
>complain about double chins
>complain when men try to grow facial hair to hide the things youre complaining about.
Be honest. All you really want to do is fuck with mens self esteem. We cant do any right.

this.
I was willing to overpay for gillette razors because they were everywhere and they worked, we all were. but when they started officially fucking people in the ass for their stupid 7 blade cartridges I looked elsewhere

Dave Mustaine?

This.

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Looks more like she was in the rain then sweat.

they could just make electric razors and cash in

>it's a leftist projecting

Beards are for communists, faggots and muslims.

The people defending beards ITT are just numale faggots that should fuck off back to r/thedonald.

You don't look manly because of the pubic beard you're trying to cover your pudgy weak chin and jaw with.

Proof that beard can make you look better even if your jawline is not weak.

MY BODY MY CHOICE

our society obsesses over the most inane shit

>opinions

Stubble master race.

No. Its just CNN. And liberal s o y b o y s. They focus on inane shit so they dont have to acknowledge what massive losers they are.no. They won the facial hair game. They won the bullshit game.

You know what the Jews did to women right. Destroy their self esteem and made them dependent on their products. They're trying to do the same to men now.
You don't need a manly face, strong jaw line, single chin, any facial hair to get all the pussy you want. You just need self esteem and confidence.

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Good.

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The numale epidemic of beards is just further proof they have no actual masculinity to hold on to. Fuck CNN and this sub 4 point roastie's opinion though.

Get a double edge razor you idiot. Safety razors are the biggest fucking scam.

lol

only s o y b o y s have beards. this is a direct attack on them

They'd really get pissed at me I don't even cut my hair.

people finally figured out you can just buy a safety razor

Imagine if a guy wrote an article telling women how to dress or wear their hair

10/10

But beards really are hackneyed now. Leave them for the Muslims and Jews. The white man is clean cut.

If beards help a chinlet look better I dont understand the problem.

>bone structure
That's for women to show off.

When did the mainstream media turn into a giant blog?

muscles + stache is the ultimate in chad facial hair

It's funny because there WAS photoshop back in his day.

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When did they not?

Fuck CNN she's really nice and i love her and I am very sexually attracted to her