Every country has a legit joke you can make about them. But Canada? It’s like their immune. Even the worst is just about their flag having a leaf on it which is actually an endearing meme.
we were beaten so thoroughly on here that we reemerged with bullying immunity. The endless, endless, a fucking leaf-posting eventually just wore any criticism of canada into meme status
Xavier Phillips
you're sanctimonious pussies who talk down to the rest of the world and then hide under our skirts there nothing to joke about it's just sad
Adrian Wood
>Why is it so hard to make fun of Canadians? Because "canadians" and "canadian" culture don't even exist and your whole country is a joke.
I am so ashamed of this country. I've tried hard to find any amount of people who believe in individualism or western superiority and its literally only chubby incel losers who feel like I do. Anyone worth anything is fully brainwashed like op.
Our conservative party was never right wing enough. Even our right wing options are all about open boarders and health care for all the worlds citizens.
Luis Brooks
Canada is the joke you fucking leaf.
Liam Morgan
Go for a swim Georgios anakapoulousanopoloustaziki
Being Canadian means nothing anymore except being cocky you are not American. "Thous arrogant americans!"
Jason Young
i recently met a guy i work with who is always talking about how much he hates multiculturalism. He doesn't seem redpilled, i dont think he has a clue about any of this stuff, but he openly talks about disliking immigrants. If normal people like him are starting to say that stuff maybe people are waking up somewhat
Grayson Stewart
The old stereotype that no longer bares any truth is that Canadians where polite but extremely quick to violence.
We're better at mocking ourselves then any country could hope for. The only thing we're better at making fun of then ourselves, is Americans. Which is why we write all their major comedies along with jews.
Grayson Wright
Like most here I strongly disagree with many of their politics, but I have only ever met one or two Canadians I didn't like. And the one who I really didn't like was an angry lesbian. Most have been awesome.
Henry Gomez
Because they make fun of themselves far better than anybody else could ever hope to.
Xavier Miller
It's more to the point that only non politically correct Canadians go to a non politically correct message board. You see almost as much "based leaf???" these days.
Jaxson Lewis
This is the truth Canadians need to realize of we are to carry on. Except your poorly stated "dont even" its more accurately "don't even no more" we had a culture once.
Easton Robinson
i used to like being called based leaf but after a while it got to be kind of annoying. Like i'd say something relatively innocuous and people would call me based leaf, as if i were impressive simply for not being retarded, which is implying that we are all retarded.
Cameron Myers
We just need to weather the Trump storm and things will revert back to usual. Any other American leader hasn't been so cucked to Russia. If they go for the arctic before Trump leaves office we are fucked. Afterwards, we're back to their little buddy
Jonathan Perry
The rest of the world only knows the Bob & Doug Mckenzie or Letterkenny Canadian image. They're fine, inoffensive rural folk, spread out evenly over large plots of land as humans should be, just trying to get by and have a little fun.
The real scourge is Quebecois, who until recently, were only truly known by the people of New England and upstate NY. Montreal is a pozzed shithole comparable to many American cities except somehow even more liberal, and it's even more painful to walk down the street and overhear random conversations because it's a disgusting half & half mix of french and english, with a godawful accent that sounds like they're vomiting in their mouth and trying to talk through it. They come down across the border to do their shopping on weekends, and these fucks are the absolute worst. They're like french jews. They try to abuse coupons, return things past the allowed date, do gift card scams, bitch about finding something on a shelf that's one day past its expiration and then demand a discount on their purchase because of it, etc. They show up in gigantic RVs or shuttle-style vans with a dozen people crammed inside, to maximize the products retrieved/gasoline cost ratio since they can only bring a certain number of items back with them, per person. They shop all day saturday, they hold up checkout lines trying to scam the store, they clog up the roads with their faggoty driving, they let their kids run around destroying shit and ignore them, you can't avoid them if you live within 50 miles of the border. And when they've shopped all day and exhausted themselves foisting their bullshit on Americans, do they give our local hotels any business? NOPE. They park their giant rolling turds in the walmart parking lot, literally DOZENS of them taking up most of the vast expanse of pavement, and they just sleep there. When I'm out on a saturday night I purposefully go to the sleeping canadian RVs and do burnouts with my straight-piped V8 to wake them up.
Logan Clark
it's not implying we'll say it right to your faces you're all retarded