Brit/pol/ : Black Bond edition

>Punish aid abuse, MP demands
express.co.uk/news/politics/1002285/Priti-Patel-Conservative-MP-demands-aid-industry-prosecuted-sex-abuse-cover-up

>Seattle plane crash – first picture of ‘suicidal’ Horizon Air ground worker Richard Russell, 29, who downed stolen jet
thesun.co.uk/news/6994847/seattle-plane-crash-first-picture-of-horizon-air-ground-worker-richard-russell-29-who-downed-stolen-jet/

>Anger over plans for death by dangerous cycling laws
metro.co.uk/2018/08/12/anger-over-plans-for-death-by-dangerous-cycling-laws-7827943/

> Jim Davidson launches Twitter rant after 'the smallest crowd' attends show
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6050813/Comic-Jim-Davidson-goes-Twitter-rant-smallest-crowd-attends-stand-show.html

>The Seattle airline employee who managed to steal, fly and crash a plane
channel4.com/news/the-seattle-airline-employee-who-managed-to-steal-fly-and-crash-a-plane

>Will the unions defeat Jeremy Corbyn on anti-Semitism?
newstatesman.com/politics/uk/2018/08/will-unions-defeat-jeremy-corbyn-anti-semitism

>Brexit: More than 100 constituencies that backed Leave in 2016 referendum would now vote Remain
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-latest-polling-leave-remain-voters-westminster-constituencies-final-say-second-referendum-a8488001.html

>Jacob Rees-Mogg: Boris Johnson burka probe is 'show trial'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45153483

>Biker dies in crash with tractor on A77 in East Ayrshire
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-45158448

>Sports charity 'on hold' after sprinter's drugs jailing
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-45081604

>Omagh bomb remembrance service to be held
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-45085061

>Cornwall hit by 'tourist overcrowding' amid UK heatwave
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-45147541

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basc.org.uk
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Thirst for no anime.

Mo Salah gift from Allah

>baboonraker
>goldblinger
>dr ayo
>in her majestys prison system
>the man with the stolen gun
>the spy who loved me (then fucked off when i told him i was ptegnant)

I endorse this thread

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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!!

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Just discovered cigars enhance the taste of cheap rum

#Double-O-watermelon!

Can imagine Mr Bean walking out of that box one day and wondering why he's surrounded by a load of sandniggers.

>bbc.com/news/uk-england-sussex-45162437

People today are so pathetic and disconnected that they don't have the ability to kill a few guinea pigs so they dump them instead. Fucking retarded. People should honestly be encouraged to euthanise unwanted pets.

I'm going to Liverpool

He virtue signalled against racism, made it quite clear mocking race is bad, mocking religion is good

>from kenya with love

Idris has repeatedly denied wanting to play Bond.
He keeps saying:

"They just want a black guy to play Bond, they don't want Idris Elba, the actor to play Bond."

He's right, but desu he was really excellant in The Wire and I wouldn't mind him playing Bond of the producers could manage to make it without fucking saying:
"WHITE PEOPLE FUCKING BTFO".

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Then they have the nerve to bitch about needing food banks, what rascals...

Hey Eddie, thought you had gone for good.

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This general is full of paid shills.

Maybe they genuinely thought they could live there and breed?

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>nra.org.uk/nra-affiliated-clubs/
>nsra.co.uk/index.php/home/club-finder
>ukpsa.co.uk

BASC for fieldsports / hunting:
>basc.org.uk

Firearms UK lobbyist group:
>firearmsuk.org/about/

So give a group near you a call and get yourself on a taster shoot today!

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He's pretty mediocre desu. He claims he didn't want to play Bond just because he's black but being the "based blackman" actor everyone points to is the basis for much of his fame.

>implying that's a good thing

>Idris Ebola in Gib and Get High

We got a new striker today, Andrea Mbuyi-Mutombo, can't wait to goalpost when he scores

youtube.com/watch?v=pmULbKYNYRA

One day you're going die. I hope you've embraced that and live well.

Fair on him. I've always thought it must be a bit degrading to be given a role purely in the name of diversity.

The common field mouse has HAD its time living in the homogenous green lands of Britain, and it is time for them to enter multispecies mode.
The guinea pig WILL be the future of the UK grass lands, and it is beautiful.

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>Andréa Mbuyi-Mutombo (born 6 June 1990, in Brussels) is a Congolese football player of Belgian descent who plays as a winger for Partick Thistle in the Scottish Championship,the greatest team in Glasgow, and he hates the huns.
kek

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andréa_Mbuyi-Mutombo

Why do you always post using this same faggot from Trainspotting? Are you on heroin? Or just larping?

Nah just tried unsuccessfully to bait a few mongs

Hyperpredation probably fits in to that allegory.

I was accused of being you by the Ted posters.

...

Idk I disagree. You really have to watch The Wire if you haven't. Over half the actors are black and they play their characters well, Police, gangster or gay.

You're right he is circled jerled but it isn't his fault he is surrounded by pathetic white people in the media.

He's not retard, and twitter is full of them hating on "white allies". It isn't like they're unaware that the white middle class people siding with them so viscerally against white people, are some of the weakest motherfuckers on the planet.

who does that?
and why?
don't blame autism

Lol that was me

I agree, he's a bit shit in the marvel movies but i think that's writing issue

Are you calling me a retard or were you trying to say he's not a retard?

I don't really want to watch The Wire, it doesn't look interesting to me.

>tfw she understands humanity better than brit/pol/
youtu.be/rxaTAFXgykU

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I get bored sometimes and McGregor was cute.

I was saying he wasn't a retard so he is most definitely aware of the sort of people that surround him.

Well it is a good show and he does well in it regardless.

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What's with all the Anti-Semitism accusations against Corbyn? I thought socialists loved Jews?

Everybody get in here and discuss superior British music

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What's wrong with her voice?

>this train is cancelled

Why are British trains so shit lads? And what should we do to improve them? You know, so they actually work.

I don't know but I want to fuck it

Fuck off ive got the name of the game by ABBA on repeat, I’ll stick with it thanks

Elgar: Crown of India
Best LARP track

I'm in one but don't have the time to go regularly enough atm. It's freakin' great shooting .327's

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Doesn’t beat this absolute banger
m.youtube.com/watch?v=WkL7Fkigfn8

>Implying I'll watch a black bond in the kinoplex

.......oh right this isn't /tv/
Yeah I haven't been to a cinema in like 10 years

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>was redpilled before the Matrix

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Like you

Actually pretty based, why doesn't Sweden still have an empire

What the fuck is this MONKEY DUST shit? What is happening over there guys?

youtu.be/OxarOHluEj0

youtube.com/watch?v=Sj_9CiNkkn4

Monkeydust is the only good thing to come out of the BBC since the millennium

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ideal

Lulu.

who are these females (males)?

Nope.

They still would of if it wasn’t for the eu.
>tfw no cute Agnetha like Swedish gf
The Viking knew what they were doing breeding with these goddesses

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yes
buy me human growth hormone so can have massive tits

cure american boys i beleive

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So many of the sketches are still so relevant.

The dinner party ones pretty much sum up the liberal remoaner elite

i meant the sitcom with johnny vegas
i liked that

youtube.com/watch?v=WKSllUPbzCI

Hnnnggh

Arent they traps?

I invented goalposting.

The monkey dust I'm talking about dosen't look too good and I don't think you can blame BBC for the madness in the clip.

>All those wogs moving to Sweden

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>Craig is such a shit they had to get a supiour black to play Bond
lmao stay mad wh*t*s

youtu.be/iyIOl-s7JTU
Are ABBA ancap?

>redpilled before the Matrix

youtube.com/watch?v=gt9HkO-cGGo

>cure
cute

youtube.com/watch?v=mcUza_wWCfA

yep

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I fucked these girls with my big black cock lmao hahahahah

nice
show it to us?

2:06 my friend m.youtube.com/watch?v=BoeAqeKW5Wk

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>I fucked these girls with my big black cock lmao hahahahah

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I've burst your bubble.

>Yank
Go away

I'm African American Otaku with big penis after coming here make it my goal to black whites HAHAHAHA fucking RACISTS hahaha

I wouldn't fuck wog women If I were you either, they look like fucking apes

yank lmaobthats what that chav was doing to my dick nigga hahaha

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The original redpill movie

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i drunk too much codeine my nigga lmao I'm fucked nigga

What Varg says about Sweden is very sad. m.youtube.com/watch?v=SgU38oix3AA

Did pube get a burger proxy?

>victim support councilors
are there still victims of crime payouts if you get badly beaten up?

youtube.com/watch?v=BjvfIJstWeg

Coalition of wealth meet in the white house twice a year

Quantum Of Stole Dis
Never Say Nigger Again

I wish somebody would do a number on me

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Cuck

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The Man With The Golden Gum

It's all a PR stunt you mongs