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>And no one ever died from not having a military parade, or not blowing up the side of a mountain just for show.
Stfu hippy faggot you’re embarrassing

Almost an argument!

Maybe if you're an art major.

How's being a plumber?

>holy autismo that projection

Please enlighten us, how is groceries the same as free college courses?

And to add to that, there are certainly massive piles of bodies stacked up, all made of people who were unable to militarily defend themselves.

>looking down on plumbers
I don't get why these college kids think a good paying job that is critical to the way our society runs is a bad thing?

im about to enlist in an attempt to climb out of this 30k hole.

>30k hole
I wish you well on your journey.

>54 = 54,000,000,000
>75 = 75,000,000,000

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hurrrr what are analogies

Because they are minimum skill and highly replaceable. Hell, the only times people call plumbers are when they're too busy with their careers to fix the toilet themselves.

>defense hike
>pretending that’s a bad thing

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>justify not being successful

Meanwhile in real life.

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>HUR DUr plubmers touch yucky toilets only when we (the prestigious elite) tell them they can.
A job so 'replaceable' that the average plumber earns more than the average college graduate...

>buy sword
>take groceries

Bernie's got a new plan now. $32 trillion with a T.

>54B hike
>ontop of the 700B a year
Of course, I don't expect a bitch to understand economics.

Can’t you tell a good analogy from a poor analogy?
You blockhead!

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lol yes

A retard answers a retard. Fascinating.

I'd be upset over a 54 dollar samurai sword. Samurai swords are mad fucking expensive. If he only spent 54 dollars he got a fake wall decoration.

This.
This user gets the real picture here.

a) All within the margin of error
b) no link to original "study" (or poll)

yikes!

The average salary for plumbers is 50,620. That's a couple hundred more than the average STARTING salary for a college grad.

Nice job pulling statistics out of your ass, though. Really impressive stuff.

time.com/money/4777074/college-grad-pay-2017-average-salary/

google.com/search?q=plumber salary&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-1

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guns_versus_butter_model

The best and most memorable analogies/models are those that are highly simplified.

>College is as necessary as food
Lmao people actually believe this. I know many people who went to college from HS and only two make more money than me. Neither one of those two went for gender studies, computer science, criminal justice or any of the basic bitch shit most people do.

Remember everyone, military spending is a fairly small percent of America's spending. In terms of percent of GDP, America's is at 3.1% while France is at 2.2%.

GIBS GIBS GIBS GIBS are what's killing us.

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>lefties cry about iran/syria/arabia/northkorea/russia

DRUMPY GONNA GET US NUKED

WE ARE NO MATCH FOR RUSSIA OR KOREA OY VEEY

REEEE KIM GONNA NUKE US
REEE PUTIN GOT THE BUTTON
THEY ARE UNSTOPPABLEEE

>ayo hol' up
>u be sayin drumpfy making us capable of defending ourselves again and protecting other countries like japan, south korea

OY VEEEEY

DRUMPFY WASTING OUR MONEYS NOW REEEE

REEEEEE DRUMPFY WE ARE FUCKING CAPABLE OF DEFENSE U IDIOT REEEE

Take that GOP and repubs you got btfo by logic ;^)

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You didn’t get what I said then.
I mean, what in God’s name would cause you to think that putting public funds into college tuition gibs is analogous to an individual family paying for their own groceries out of pocket?
While, you don’t need a samurai sword, but defense is one of the few things govt is even supposed to fund.

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>And no one ever died from not having a military parade

A lot of people died from not having a strong military.

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Also this.

Colleges are known to lie about average college grad salaries by only including those that got a job that requires a degree.
The same colleges have no issue about counting those working at starbucks and walmart in how many get employed after 6 months however.

Also: reddit spacing...

i love christ chan!

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Having been to college it would be insane to give all Americans free college, considering how useless half of it is. College should only become free in your 3rd junior year, after you prove you can pass all the bullshit money stealing classes where you don't learn anything

Those are statistics from the bureau of labor, sweetie. Also, nice meme!

Because that's how analogies work? If you were comparing two things that were obviously related it wouldn't be an analogy. Didn't realize this was a difficult concept.

She’s a good christian qt.

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Amusing to watch my wife get upset over my $54 ammo purchase when she had no problem spending $75 on gender studies classes.

Fuck off you false equivalency cunt.

Hey, STEM graduate here. Didn't find a job 2 years after graduating until I just got tired of all the bullshit and started my own company in a complete other sector. Have a nice day. I would not recommend college to anyone if they want to find work. Pick up a trade.

I love this guy. He has absolutely no idea what the purpose of a military is, or why we even have one, but he's on here spewing bullshit about education.

I love how the left lacks all self-awareness

You’re still not getting it. Their analogy was as follows:
>a samurai sword is useless and I shouldn’t spend on it when I need to pay for groceries
>likewise, defense spending is useless and we shouldn’t spend on it because we need to pay for education.
That’s their analogy. It sucks, not because the subjects are not related, but because the premise of their argument is retarded and flawed.

Why do Americans consider college education to be a must?
You make such a big deal about Nordic countries having "free college", but fail to mention that the vast majority of people don't even go to college but instead join the workforce after their military service at 19-20.

>Because that's how analogies work?

That's not how analogies work that are shitty. Especially since women's education is wasted.

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Almost found an argument in your post! Nice work.

Didn't anyone tell you to get an internship? Only other thing I could think of would be if by STEM you mean pure biology or physics instead of a specialized field/engineering. Oh well, best of luck.

THAT is how you interpreted it? Oh my. The military spending is an increase, not the entirety of the military budget. Sure, the analogy would make more sense if they said "another" sword, but seeing as its an analogy...

You’re right, I actually hadn’t heard about that until now.
Thanks finnbro.

Autism: the post

75billion a year is a perfect way to make money invisible due the scale. its a perfect way for a democrat to get money. not by legal trading or busness, just goverment taxes.
"free" its never free idiot, if someone doesnt pay for it someone else has to pay twice the ammount. + the american education system where used books are burned and being overpriced and the education is shitty and extremely expensive. now you want to make this all legal and be all inclusive to all citizen, thats a very smart plan docter evil.

Alright then let’s say they had said another sword instead. Would that make it any better? Not really.

non-argument: the post

CHECKED!
Also, Based Leaf

Imagine being a delusional liberal who thinks other countries don't want them all dead

FOOOOD
ANALOGYYYYYYYYYYY

rebuttal: the post

>Everyone needs to go to college!
Yes, so they can be indoctrinated by the shit you put in the education system.

Yes, it would. That's the entire reason people were upset with the increase -- we were already spending massively on the military and decided to spend even more.

Did you read the person's post, sweetie? Wizard material.

>be 18
>be an adult
>want to go to college
>do i want to go to the cheap, $1,500 per semester community college, or $8,000 per semester university?
>university duh, i want the full college experience
>can't afford $8,000 per semester college
>get a loan
>sign up online
>read terms and service
>$52,000 with 21% annual interest?
>sounds good to me lmao
>get money
>study gender theory
>never get job to sustain myself
>never apply for grants or scholarships
>graduate with $80,000 debt i agreed to
>look for job
>finally find something gender studies is good for
>gender studies professor
>nice, how progressive
>apply
>denied
>they say i need a doctorate and years of experience
>wtf fucking bigots
>search for something besides gender studies professor
>nothing

FORGIVE MY FUCKING DEBT REEEEEEEEEE

Do you not get that miltary is one of the few things our central government is supposed to handle? Not gibs? Tell ya what, how about you take some funding from other gibs programs, or from other alphabet organizations. That would be great, but oh wait... what’s that?
All gibs are locked in as non-discretionary spending that cannot be reallocated each fiscal year? Wow.
Did you notice something else? Those things take up half of the overall budget?
No? You didn’t know that? Gee welp, I guess you learn something new everyday.

Except in 'Nam

It literally is, I say this as an some going for his BFA degree.

Roastie detected. Probably you think that women should have equal rights and are equally capable.

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>never get job to sustain myself

A lot of roasties who studies gender studies are now fucking up American companies.

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Fucking kek

>comparing meme degrees to groceries when they can't even feed a family of 4

>comparing the defense of the nation to his weeaboo larping
That cuck probably couldn't even hold the sword without breaking his limp wrists

Want to make college degrees even more useless than they are now? Make them "free".

>"free" college is more important that defense
How fucking stupid are you lefties??

This has been refuted a million times, college is not equivalent to FOOD

>Man goes to work. Man earns money. Man decides to use his money that he earned to buy something he wants.
>Man has already ensured that the grocery budget is taken care of, therefore the woman has no legitimate grounds for complaint, complains anyway.

is there a full image for this

No Christ-Chan is pure.

>That's a couple hundred more than the average STARTING salary for a college grad.

You mean a college grad with 80k in compounding debt? That has to spend X years as an unpaid intern? Or maybe one that's far more likely to go into a totally unrelated field?

When there's people actively trying to break into your house and rape your wife in front of you and kill you both I think id rather have a weapon then a sandwich

Amusing to watch some dumb bitch try to play a big boys game.

Does that average starting salary include all the $0 salaries for unemployable idiots who got some meme degree?

But at least you have groceries now. Check and mate, Qualberd Flarmpth!

If everyone has a college degree they would be even more worthless than they are now. The graduate job market is ALREADY oversaturated. That's why so many qualified people are working shit-tier jobs or are going into completely different fields.

So if everyone had a college degree they wouldn't be replaceable? Good logic on that one