Brit/pol/ - Ring of Fire Edition

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>Punish aid abuse, MP demands
express.co.uk/news/politics/1002285/Priti-Patel-Conservative-MP-demands-aid-industry-prosecuted-sex-abuse-cover-up

>Seattle plane crash – first picture of ‘suicidal’ Horizon Air ground worker Richard Russell, 29, who downed stolen jet
thesun.co.uk/news/6994847/seattle-plane-crash-first-picture-of-horizon-air-ground-worker-richard-russell-29-who-downed-stolen-jet/

>Anger over plans for death by dangerous cycling laws
metro.co.uk/2018/08/12/anger-over-plans-for-death-by-dangerous-cycling-laws-7827943/

> Jim Davidson launches Twitter rant after 'the smallest crowd' attends show
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6050813/Comic-Jim-Davidson-goes-Twitter-rant-smallest-crowd-attends-stand-show.html

>The Seattle airline employee who managed to steal, fly and crash a plane
channel4.com/news/the-seattle-airline-employee-who-managed-to-steal-fly-and-crash-a-plane

>Will the unions defeat Jeremy Corbyn on anti-Semitism?
newstatesman.com/politics/uk/2018/08/will-unions-defeat-jeremy-corbyn-anti-semitism

>Brexit: More than 100 constituencies that backed Leave in 2016 referendum would now vote Remain
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-latest-polling-leave-remain-voters-westminster-constituencies-final-say-second-referendum-a8488001.html

>Jacob Rees-Mogg: Boris Johnson burka probe is 'show trial'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45153483

>Biker dies in crash with tractor on A77 in East Ayrshire
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-45158448

>Sports charity 'on hold' after sprinter's drugs jailing
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-45081604

>Omagh bomb remembrance service to be held
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-45085061

>Cornwall hit by 'tourist overcrowding' amid UK heatwave
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-45147541

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1700 a month is pretty fair, I think, considering I'm moving here in march

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Post some drinking tunes lads

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bedroom

did I get a good deal?

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1700 a month to live in a vertical slum is insane. you can see women in hijabs in this picture. dont go to London

>1700

Fuck me my mortgage is a quarter that

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This theme is pure albionic splendour.

Pubes will be on soon.

no savings for downpayment
bank of london is very strict

we need chinese style population control to keep the shitskin population in check

PETE PRICE TALKING ABOUT TOMMY ROBINSON AND FREE SPEECH

GET THE FUCK IN HERE LADS

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GIVE HIM A CALL

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Fuck that lad, for that much you could get a prime Alpha tier Deanobox.

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Cant beat the pogues for booze tunes mate

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Brit/pol/ Approved 10 Points To Action.

we've got 3 points lads.... does everyone agree with number 3 ?

1.The immediate execution of all known Islamic Extremists/Terrorists throughout The UK & The Commonwealth

2. As part of a massive restructuring of the British Education System, Universities will be limited to teaching only the most important subjects to society: Science, Mathematics, English (History, Philosophy etc)

3.All English, Scottish, Welsh, Northern Irish & Crown Dependency male citizens upon turning 15 years of age are subject to compulsory military service. All males under the age of 30 must complete a basic military service program of six months' duration once this law has been installed.

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I know they play this one a lot in ireland

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Where is Eddie lads? I'm worrying about him.

Adopt a squaddie today.

And the sequel was just as good

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Would a character like Lara Croft even be viable to launch to the masses nowadays? The legacy of the character helps keep the contemporary tomb raider stuff profitable, but I don't think anyone would buy into the charm of a posh white english woman nearly as much nowadays. She would have to be more lesbianified and maybe given green hair or something.

He was posting like 10 minutes ago.

Oh

DISGUSTING

This is just one specific ward but I bet living here is terrible.

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They definitely wouldn't let them get away them those knockers nowadays.

What will the new Bond film be called?

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London was nice when I went it was awsome

We was Kangz

Coonsino Royale

not Coonraker baka

Goldteef

Shit, of course

License To Steal

Hol' up, so you be sayin'
>smacks lips
so you be sayin'
>runs from police on top of buildings
so you be sayin'
>shoots balkan spy
so you be sayin'
>steals rolls royce
so you be sayin'
>meets pretty white secret agent at checkpoint
so you be sayin'
>hands over top secret documents
so you be sayin'
>buys bucket of KFC chicken
so you be sayin'
>steals bike
so you be sayin'
>takes white girl to hotel
so you be sayin'
lives happily ever after

Betfred Royal
Die Today
Redeye

>baboonraker
>goldblinger
>dr ayo
>in her majestys prison system
>the man with the stolen gun
>the spy who loved me (then fucked off when i told him i was pregnant)
>watermelons are forever
>Hitdatpussy
>the gibs are not enough

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btw, I know we can do better

>goldblinger
creased

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The man with the golden teeth

The Nog with the Golden Glock

>*ext. James Bond, played by Idris Elba is being chased through a Spanish mountain range*
>bond: moneypenny, you better give me those damn coordinates or else I'll be dead
>moneypenny: I'm going as fast as I..
>*moneypenny's voice begins to crackle as bond drives through a tunnel in the mountain*
>*in his rear view mirror bond can see that the bad guys are gaining on him quickly
>*bond presses the ejector seat button killing him instantly as he crashes into the roof of the tunnel*
>*roll credits*

Never say Nigger again

Idris Elba is already 45 years old, for fuck's sake. He's too damn old to play Bond.

kek

He isn't playing Bond.

>names bond, jamal bond
>ah, mr bond, i expect you to die
>yo fuggin cracka, you jus racis
>but mr bond, you stole the plans to my laser satellelite
>hol up, i dindu nuffin, just needed money fo school n dat

I'll Punch The Living Daylights Out of You Bruv

What a mad delusion
Living in that confusion
Frustration and doubt
Can you ever live without

Michael Fassbender would be a good Bond

This.

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top kek

Fassbender would be great, although at 41 he might be a bit old.

Might make for a better nemesis rather than being Bond though.

Clearly an Arctic Monkeys fan

Im thinking of the quintessential english officer in that tarrantino flick

License To KFC

And if you must go to work tomorrow
Well, if I were you I wouldn't bother

Glad for Idris to be fair. In an age of diversity being pushed left, right and centre he's a black actor who actually deserves the role because of his talent.

Charlie hunnam, jax from sons of anarchy. Great follow on from craig

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These ones aren't as soul-crushingly shit as other Deano boxes I've seen.

He shouldnt be bond imho but youre right - he actually is talented and a fairly decent bloke

Its gonna be Joe Cole from POIKEY FOOKIN BLINDERS

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Not really clear. That's a wog phrase too.

kek
License to Grill (chicken)

BASED BLACK MEN. HA! LOVE EM'!

Too blond
Too surfer dude

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>not Tom Hardy

cmon lads... he's a big guy

Kek

I reckon a women should be the new Bond.

He isn't going to be Bond.

the Wire was fucking ace. I didm't even know he was 'british' til a few years after I had seen it.

Pic related should be Bond

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Late night solo pub crawl poster again.
Found a cocktail bar open.
Got two for one long island iced teas. They just played Caribbean Queen on the jukebox and now it's My Heart Is In Havana.

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>40 years old
>manlet
>lispy
Tom Hardy isnt Bond Material

Yeh Hardy could pull it off
Not sure hed go for it though

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get fucked
with all due respect

i'd rather have idris than a pikey

>woman

Are you one?

living the good life

FUCK OFF CLARA

Lads, get a loif, bin that knoif

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I dont completely disagree

Imagine being such a fucking loser you go around bars drinking alone and posting pictures to Brit/pol/

Yes.

this

isnt he irish and german?

He could actually pull it off, seems like a toff and he has the look.

The game. Sad sad game.
Just to say you love's not enough. If you can't be true.

Next bond should be Michael Cera

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Pierce Brosnan was a great Bond.

>mr bond, you stole my secret pla- hang on have you had the lead of my fucking base roof
>no sor, dey was gone when i got here

make me a sandwich love there's a good girl

Jimmy Saville was innocent